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Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 06:52:14 No.21632505 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>21632572 >>21632624 >>21632736 >>21632779 >>21633175 >>21633494 >>21634220 >>21634392

>Be 23 living with family
>Be secret Gradevoir-fag
>Little brother finds out
>Comes into my room and puts this on my forehead

How does your family deal with your Pokemon obsession /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 06:54:44 No.21632521 Report

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People don't fing my secret because I'm not a casual

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 07:00:22 No.21632567 Report

Quoted By: >>21632636

'why are you living with your family?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 07:00:58 No.21632572 Report

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>>21632505
>letting your family know about your secret

your bad at keeping secrets fucking retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 07:04:47 No.21632603 Report

Quoted By: >>21632753

Mum knows, been that way since I was a kid. She has pre-ordered Alpha Sapphire for my birthday last week. Why keep it a secret? You like a video game, big deal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 07:08:07 No.21632624 Report

Quoted By: >>21632658

>>21632505
How did he find out?
Was it a darumaka or a porn folder or did you get caught moaning 'Yeah Gardevoir, you taunt my dick so bad' or what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 07:09:29 No.21632633 Report

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>Girlfriend said she would dress up as a gardevoir

At first i thought it was cool but then I realized I have no idea where I would find a gardevoir costume.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 07:09:36 No.21632636 Report

Quoted By: >>21633064

>>21632567
because I don't have any money and can't get a job because I have no skills society finds useful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 07:12:55 No.21632658 Report

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>>21632624
>'Yeah Gardevoir, you taunt my dick so bad"
I fucking lost it.

But no, he walked in on me making this >>21632342

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 07:15:57 No.21632686 Report

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I work and go to school full time, they don't give a fuck about what I do in my free time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 07:24:00 No.21632720 Report

Quoted By: >>21632807

Now OP, what do you mean by "little" brother?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 07:26:31 No.21632736 Report

Quoted By:

>>21632505
>>/r9k/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 07:29:10 No.21632753 Report

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>>21632603
b8b8b8b8b8b8b8b8b8b8b8b88b8

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 07:32:21 No.21632779 Report

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>>21632505
you look forty.

Shave jesus

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 07:33:35 No.21632788 Report

Quoted By: >>21632865 >>21634137

Thats OK, Master. Now you understand why they have to die like I've said, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 07:39:11 No.21632807 Report

Quoted By: >>21632908

>>21632720
He's a 17-year-old, high school drop out with long ass hair and stretch marks. What of it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 07:47:26 No.21632865 Report

Quoted By: >>21632874

>>21632788
>Master
That shit is legit annoying. This is what is destroying Poke pron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 07:50:31 No.21632874 Report

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>>21632865
>destroying
That's funny way to spell saving.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 08:02:23 No.21632908 Report

Quoted By: >>21633086

>>21632807
stretch marks because he is fat? also op, you look older than 23 or maybe that is just because you have a beard and stuff

since i am also 23 and do not make enough money to move out, my family is ashamed that i play pokemon and pretty much throw in the trash anything that isn't hidden

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 08:45:33 No.21633064 Report

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>>21632636
Git gud

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 08:53:35 No.21633086 Report

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>>21632908
>pretty much throw in the trash anything that isn't hidden
My dad tried to adopt that approach, but I don't live at home anymore so it isn't a problem anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 08:54:50 No.21633092 Report

Quoted By: >>21633100 >>21633398

>play Pokemon since 1998
>watch anime as Saturday morning cartoons
>father sees Psyduck
>father becomes absolutely obsessed with anything Psyduck
>has been purchasing games and guides for me if they even mention Psyduck
>damn near came when the Psyduck were blocking the path in DP
>has framed Psyduck's page from a Pokemon handbook on display in his bedroom

I pretty much have nothing to worry about. Not really interested in ORAS but am probably gonna come home to them on my bed one day

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 08:55:27 No.21633094 Report

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God, all this problematic parents. I'm 21 and my parents don't give a damn on how I pass time. As long as I continue going to university they're with everything I do

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 08:57:31 No.21633100 Report

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>>21633092
kek best dad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 09:02:41 No.21633117 Report

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I am a grown man but my parents are hostile to the idea that I play video games of any kind with the notion that this would cause addiction and failure in my studies, and yet I keep proving them wrong.
They just won't listen a damn word I'm saying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 09:03:55 No.21633124 Report

Quoted By: >>21634217

Do something about your facial hair, it looks awful.
Go get a university degree and/or a job, and move out of your parents' house
Go hit on girls at night clubs (after fixing up your facial hair, and maybe exfoliating, getting a tan, and doing push ups)
Jack off to real women
Listen to drum n bass and folk music
Read books and watch movies that are live action, rooted in the real world, and pose philosophical questions

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 09:06:19 No.21633146 Report

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I don't have an "obsession". My girlfriend is fine with me playing my DS every now and then, and since I actually have a job unlike you NEETs I can buy games and shit whenever I feel like it.
My family doesn't really care, I'm getting a decent education so it's all whatever to them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 09:06:52 No.21633152 Report

Quoted By: >>21633223

My mother is a professional dog breeder and she really understand my obsession to pokemon breeding. So, she is usualy asking me how my breeding is going. Me 20 years old

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 09:13:10 No.21633175 Report

Quoted By: >>21633208

>>21632505
>having siblings
>not being part of the only child master race

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 09:20:51 No.21633208 Report

Quoted By: >>21633219

>>21633175
I bet you've also wished multiple times in your life for a little sister so you could perform pedophilic actions upon her you weird fucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 09:24:23 No.21633219 Report

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>>21633208
Not the anon you're responding, but I did

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 09:24:54 No.21633223 Report

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>>21633152
She's probably hoping it develops into something beyond likeminded, though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 10:17:37 No.21633398 Report

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>>21633092
the phrase "fuck a duck" come to mind.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 10:32:21 No.21633453 Report

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>ask my mom what she thinks about Pokemon
>She replies with "I never understood the appeal"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 10:40:30 No.21633474 Report

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>get girlfriend
>she sees some furry pic I saved on my computer
>she says she's interested in anthro Pokemon porn and makes me look some up

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 10:47:06 No.21633494 Report

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>>21632505
>lusting after Gardevoir
>even accidentally revealing powerlevel

You deserve it you fucking brick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 12:02:11 No.21633881 Report

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My parents make fun of me. Though when I came home with a huge trophy after a vgc tournament they were (to my surprise) very proud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 12:28:30 No.21634043 Report

Quoted By: >>21634175

>already 23
>living with parents
>jobless because "m-muh experience to work here"
>luckily graduate from computer repairing and networking
>use those skills to fix computers in the house and little networking while I get an actual job
>nottoobad.jpg
>family is supportive but like me, a bit concerned
>they don't care what I play
>wish sister was dead, massive whore and fuckhead

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 12:54:40 No.21634137 Report

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>>21632788
>Master
Why do people do this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 13:08:12 No.21634175 Report

Quoted By: >>21634209

>>21634043
nice blog faggot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 13:19:01 No.21634209 Report

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>>21634175
>look mommy, im trying to fit in!
faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 13:20:54 No.21634217 Report

Quoted By:

>>21633124
>how to become really boring in six steps

congrats anon you should write a book

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 13:21:22 No.21634220 Report

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>>21632505
Cum on his face to claim dominance

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Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 13:59:05 No.21634392 Report

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>>21632505
>liking Gardevoir unironically

I don't even feel bad for you.

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