>>21642306HERE HERE HERE WE GO
SO THEY'RE FINALLY HERE PERFORMING FOR YOU
IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS, YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER IF YOU WANT TO CLAP
AS WE TAKE YOU THROUGH THIS MONKEY RAP
HUH!
DK! DONKEY KONG!
HE'S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH, YOU KNOW HIM WELL
HE'S FINALLY BACK TO SEND YOUR POSTS TO HELL
HIS HOT POCKET FUELD RAGE CAN FIRE IN SPURTS
IF HE BLOCKS YA IT'S GONNA HURT!
HE'S FATTER, SADDER, AND A BIG GUY FOR YOU
HE'S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE NO FUN CREW
HUH!
DK! DONKEY KONG!
DK! DONKEY KONG IS HERE!
THIS KONG'S GOT PASTA SO LISTEN UP DUDES
SHE CAN POST ANY ONE TO SUIT HER MOOD
SHE'S QUICK TO USE IT WHEN SHE NEEDS TO BE
SHE CAN USE CTRL+X AND CTRL+V
IF YOU REPLY TO HER YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
WITH A CAPTCHA AND POST SHE'S ONE RUDE KONG
HUH!
DK! DONKEY KONG!
XE HAS NO GENDER, XE HAS NO RACE
THIS KONG HATES YOUR PRIVILEGED FACE
XE CAN GRANDSTAND WHEN XE NEEDS TO
AND STRETCH XIR GOALPOSTS JUST FOR YOU
INFLATE XIR EGO JUST LIKE A BALLOON
THIS CRAZY KONG JUST DIGS XIR ZUNE
HUH!
DK! DONKEY KONG!
DK! DONKEY KONG IS HERE!
HE'S BACK AGAIN, IT'S ABOUT TIME TOO
AND THIS TIME HE'S IN THE MOOD
HIS EGO'S REAL HIGH WITH HIS TRIPCODE ON
WITH HIS EMAIL OUT, HE'S ONE DUMB KONG
HE'LL MAKE YOU FROWN WHEN HE PLAYS HIS TUNE
BUT ANONS BEWARE, 'CAUSE HE IS AFTER YOU
HUH!
DK! DONKEY KONG!
FINALLY, HE'S HERE FOR YOU
IT'S THE LAST MEMBER OF THE NO FUN CREW
THIS KONG'S SO ASPIE IT ISN'T FUNNY
CAN MAKE AN ANON CRY OUT FOR MOMMY
CAN TAKE A POST SERIOUSLY WITH RELATIVE EASE
MAKES FUNNY POSTS SEEM SUCH A SLEAZE
HE MAY BE SLOW, HE CAN'T GET HIGH
BUT THIS KONG'S ONE HELL OF A GUY
HUH!
C'MON, CRANKY! TAKE IT TO THE FRIDGE!
JANITORS, COPYPASTAS, TRIPFAGS GALORE,
SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS, ASPERGERS AND MORE!
AHH YEAH!
JANITORS, COPYPASTAS, TRIPFAGS GALORE,
SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS, ASPERGERS AND MORE!
AHH YEAH!
