>>21647882>not good at dub worknigga who the fuck do you think the best character in Shrek is, huh?
it sure as shit aint shrek, that ugly green ass swamp ass edgy/autist "i hate everyone" fucker.
you ask anyone who their favourite shrek character is, and straight up you get DONKEY. YES MOTHER FUCKER. DONKEY. THE BEST MOTHER FUCKING CHARACTER IN THE FRANCHISE.
Do you remember any Shrek quotes?
>hmm maybe 1?Do you remember any Donkey quotes?
>MOTHER FUCKER ALL OF THEM.like fuck, the movie should be renamed "Donkey and the Ogre" who the fuck gave a shit about fiona and shrek? two fat fucking green pigs getting married.
Donkey and a dragon fucking and making babies tho? FUCKING AWESOME.
Now, you take your opinion and you fuck the fuck off you fucking retard.