Why can't we have new,better, dankier,champs for a change?is that neo-showderp?is that what we're being lead to?This shit cancerous experience of shitposting,spamming,and posting shit pastas?Where are our proud traditions?Where's our dedication?Our master, LC guy, didn't make Showderp for autistic fags to ruin it!
He, made it so we can have a unique experience on the indie scene of competitive battling! SO STOP RUINING OUR BELOVED SHOWDERP YOU NERDS, OR I'LL HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU TASTE MY RAGE YOU LITTLE SHIT!
>Meme of Rage: pastebin.com/0bYpM0at memebasemon.com >Arts of Rage: booru.showderp.com >Tunes of Rage: plug.dj/showderp-1 >Champ of Rage oy vey !R7DICKScIM
Anonymous
#1 - Dolomighty (908 lines)
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>>21704202 is this the real bread? if so, first.
Anonymous
THIS IS A FREE PASS
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>have memes gone too far? >see why nutritionists hate these memes >three easy steps to become the most dank meme around!
Anonymous
I just want you to know I fucking hate all of you. Lucky for you, I prefer hatefucking over the stale practice of passionate lewd acts. Well, I suppose it's still passionate, but the pelvic violence is inspired by negativity instead of feelings of affection. In a literal sense. Hit me up, friends
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FUCK THE FAG WHO LEAKED
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>>21704224 These were posted by some anon in the old bread
Hopefully we'll have an update if we crash it again
Anonymous
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Literally no amount of text that ISN'T a !data call will contribute to Showdown breaking, you know. If you're spamming just words, you're being an ineffective retard.
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>>21704224 all of those dank memers
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burn it all
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>>21704234 yeah, post butt
Ebuntu
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Don't take our freedom, pls.
EoS !!yU7JH6GAVz0
>>21704229 >S-stop having fun WAAAHHH Cry more faggot
>>21704242 nein
>>21704229 not on my showderp
Anonymous
We should go crash one of the lesser servers to take off some of the heat since they're ready to do it for free.
Trickster
>>21704224 Thanks for the ban list
Anonymous
Well, Showdown is broken for me. Good job, Showderp.
Anonymous
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trickster pls
free child porn
upimg.biz/imeg84715.png/ Anonymous
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why don't we just have someone from the thread challenge champ and allow a snipe for the sake of keeping it to one battle?
>>21704283 lel
oy vey !R7DICKScIM
Well, that was interesting
I blame the guy with the parafusion team
new champ imo
>>21704274 epic
EoS !!yU7JH6GAVz0
>>21704285 What the fuck happened, Showderp? What's with all the anti-fun whiney babies?
WHERE IS THE FUNPOSTING
WE NEED MORE MEMES
Anonymous
>>21703745 name it zarel can't code
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mami circular !0zjNVKQcgU
!xZtno0QzmQ
akkeshi !wqKq7rBCas
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Mmmmmm !pF6B.jd78g
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>>21704314 >date] [Auto] 2 new posts memest thing
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>>21704298 this is a champ claim and you known it
if not the g8r
!!ZJeToLYP3r2
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any buneary name child porn
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>>21704251 >>21704262 I hope you didn't expect me to violate the laws of the Lord to which I abide
when I'm not committing adultery with u're mums Anonymous
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Specs weedle named Zarel's coding.
ス !l8w9M8R/eY
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>>21704335 That's dink, not dank
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someone post their butt pls
EoS !!yU7JH6GAVz0
>>21704332 You're right, I'm champ now.
Someone list the mememons I'm too busy being epic
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Anonymous
>>21704349 You didn't ask for chimp, so you aren't chimp. Get out.
Anonymous
>>21704349 fuck off, you didn't claim it you shit
Anonymous
!!aNC1+Oc7V9z
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>>21704358 >>21704360 You don't have to ask to be champ, whoever posts first with a trip is champ.
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>>21704345 yo but I came again after the 60 second refractory period
>>21704329 Anonymous
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>>21704372 You're a faggot and so is EoS imo
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>Download .scr file >Doble click it >It doesn't run, not even on wine coding.
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>>21704372 you need to say you claim or anyone posting a suggestion with a trip would auto claim
there are rules
!!+1AJ/9WMylF
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Do yo guys have big fat thick meme for me? I'm out of meme arrows too and it feels bad.
Ebuntu
Hurry up chimp, my memes are fresh from the oven.
Anonymous
I say we avoid the thread split and have a CHAMP OFF
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>>21704392 dude caant wait to see these fresh memes
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>Suggestions and claims to champhood only count after the champ explicitly calls for a new team or champ in a dedicated post.
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>>21704402 I say we read the rules of Showderp which exist for unambiguous clarification of these issues.
EoS !!yU7JH6GAVz0
>>21704392 It is time, my friend
ALSO only one Baton Pass quick what is SMEARGLE'S NEW MOVE
FIRST REPLY IS GET
mami circular !0zjNVKQcgU
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>>21704383 You have to be among the six firsts, m8. No exceptions.
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>>21704388 You know its a screensaver right?
Ebuntu
EoS !!yU7JH6GAVz0
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G-Guys, we just diverged the thread...
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>>21704443 Ignore EoS. Let him suck cocks alone.
Mami is the true champ. The rules AND the crowd said so.
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>>21704436 Fuck off, faggot. Accept that you've been danked on and bounce.
Anonymous
mami circular !0zjNVKQcgU
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>>21704428 >Joke >Your head Pick one.
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Ebuntu
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daily reminder that if any of your champing accounts has less than a 1:1 w/l ratio you are fucking awful at the game and should never champ again
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>>21704511 I remember Lawfag
EoS !!yU7JH6GAVz0
>>21704493 >>21704511 >implying I don't know this >not knowing it was me who always bitched about breaking rules You guys are the newest of the new
Anonymous
>>21704526 >I-I was just pretending to be retarded! Y-you're all newfags for not knowing! Fuck off.
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>>21704511 >LC guy's the founder I thought he was just a massive over-entitled fag.
EoS !!yU7JH6GAVz0
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>>21704532 stay mad boi ;^)))
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>>21704519 How's this senpai?
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>>21704552 these are fucking terrible lol
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>>21704566 yer mum was fucking terrible lol
Anonymous
keep calm and post dank memes
EoS !!yU7JH6GAVz0
>>21704562 >champing on mains >not wanting to champ in elo hell You should only really champ on mains that are 1300-1500 instead of 1100-1200
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>>21704380 Nevermind, I'm wrong. For some reason I thought you just had to have a trip.
Anonymous
mami circular !0zjNVKQcgU
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>>21704575 can you post the original of that?
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>>21704578 But that is my champ alt, not my main. Main is 1500 in OU.
>>21704582 Okay, thanks
EoS !!yU7JH6GAVz0
Anonymous
>>21704594 passable but still bad
>>21704603 >main is 1500 bottom lel
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>tfw I got once to the 1800s in randbats >tfw I got once to the 1700s in OU
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>>21704616 I'm bad at Pokemon, what did you expect?
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mami circular !0zjNVKQcgU
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>>21703745 name it zarel can't code
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>>21704671 shit slapper waifu
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>>21704575 /r/equesting simisear x hitmonchan
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scarfed weedle
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>tfw privileged as fuck
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>>21704691 It'll be ogre quickly at least ;_;
Anonymous
>>21704704 -80, disadvantaged
who cares
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>>21704704 >tfw not werekin mami circular !0zjNVKQcgU
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-orasou-183846053 ill only do one or two not because of team but i gotta go soon!
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>>21704704 >try privilege checker >my entire continent isn't even listed I'm literally -9999999999
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>>21704726 I care. systemic privilege should be a sin.
mami circular !0zjNVKQcgU
mami circular !0zjNVKQcgU
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my mom says two missed Fire Blasts means I have to go
!lvuLOBwQIw
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choice band bronzong named plz no taunt ;_;
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rest talk curselax with metronome
Anonymous
>>21704769 Use mega gallade!
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level 86 mega salamence named "level 86 clause"
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Any feminist look pokemon
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pokemon of your choice called Mr. Ando
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black guy irl (Snorlax) @ Chesto Berry
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>>21704824 >>21704819 Can't have 2 megas, use freedom bird instead of one of them
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>>21704851 >i-i need my suggestion in!! Anonymous
>>21704851 >the day oras ou is introduced on showdown >literally every team suggestion is 4+ megas !lvuLOBwQIw
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>>21704919 Not to fear, there are a jillion grass shitmons in Hoenn that people love and don't get megas.
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>>21704940 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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>>21704940 epic
inb4 you tricked us :) Anonymous
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>>21704940 >I did not have sex with that woman Anonymous
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>>21704575 how mac got into smash.jpg
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!lvuLOBwQIw
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!!bNOPtg1kLLn
oh he's just trolling
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>>21704982 not how this works you fucking retard. new champ.
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>>21704982 Are you for real?
specs weedle
fuck you
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sub+revenge megaherc
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Xeno !!AmJg8fna7Ip
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>>21704989 if this guy is a bunkerfag troll too i'll champ later
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Vespiquen named Queen Buge
Anonymous
>>21704989 use champs team.
Anonymous
Slow Feet (Ursaring) @ Flame Orb
!!bNOPtg1kLLn
>>21705008 ok this is easier give me 5
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sure is epic in here
Anonymous
while champ is building how are you my precious anons
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>>21705044 some le epik gamer gurl PMed me out of nowhere and keeps annoying me
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>>21705044 I just epic'd off my face all over my whack.
!!bNOPtg1kLLn
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>>21705013 SOCKETS FAILING
i swear i was done in 5
giving it another minute before i hop ship to another server
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>>21705044 can't whack off until sunday cuz I have an epic sperm count exam to do. I don't think anybody realises how hard it is to avoid lewd on 4chan for 5 days in a row
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>>21705044 Just playing Smash 3DS and the other Mainline Pokemon games while waiting for ORAS and Smash Wii U.
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>>21705056 why is it terrible?
here, i'll do a happy whack off thinking about you and hope you have a better day
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>>21705044 catching up on muh vidya, animu, and showderp.
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!!bNOPtg1kLLn
me mays !9GAGpTVt.Y
me champs thansk autocomplete i feel lid e har rd s noe
!!bNOPtg1kLLn
Anonymous
Hey Showderp! Just wanted to tell you that your life could be better right now, but it isn't!
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>>21705432 So could yours.
God bless
:)
Anonymous
!!bNOPtg1kLLn
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Arceus-Paint (Smeargle) @ Anything
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mega audino named crazy diamond
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Sanic the Turtle (Carracosta) @ Salac Berry
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EoS !!yU7JH6GAVz0
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Installing Gentoo (Porygon2) @ Eviolite
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me mays !9GAGpTVt.Y
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wud u rape EoS's face y/n
Anonymous
>>21705526 anything from RU named alan rickman
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>>21705560 >spotted the thread while browsing >way too late fug
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>>21705559 i want EoS to go back to the philippines
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>>21705559 i want EoOS to stop stealing sets :^)
Anonymous
a-anyone else buy pokemon tcg on the e-shop?
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>>21705599 how much is it?
EoS !!yU7JH6GAVz0
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>>21705736 ok missed two 94% acc moves so far with victini
he's really pulling his weight
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-orasou-183876674 Anonymous
I made a thing, is it good?
Anonymous
>>21705963 >a thing back to tumblr with you. shoo.
Anonymous
!!bNOPtg1kLLn
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>>21705963 link to replay?
Anonymous
>>21706082 its in the picture faggot
http://replay.pokemonshowdown com/orasou-183811343
Anonymous
>>21706095 im not tying the entire fucking thing you shitwad
thx 4 link
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>>21706039 >knowing what tumblr's like I think you should go back too m8
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>>21705963 >my post didn't make it onto the thing ;_;
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>>21706141 >tfw my post made the thing and i made the list Anonymous
My new laptop won't load Showdown or let me sign into my account.
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>>21706181 Get a desktop, pleb.
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>>21706126 >replay dies at turn 53 ayy
!!bNOPtg1kLLn
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last team i'll try my best
Anonymous
!!1+EkAjO1Y8X
me
or
IT JUST WORKS (Banette-Mega) @ Banettite
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 164 HP / 252 Atk / 64 Def / 28 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Phantom Force
- Protect
- Skill Swap
- Confuse Ray
>>21705963 10/10 saved
Anonymous
>>21705963 Summary of what exactly happened here?
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balk (Bonsly) @ Assault Vest
Anonymous
Stantler with no attacking moves
Anonymous
Realitree (Sudowoodo) @ Red Card
Anonymous
dual screens memento Latios
EoS !!yU7JH6GAVz0
Sleepy Shepe (Ampharos) @ Chesto Berry
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funbrother
dartus:1950-9963-8913
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marowak with no stabs
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>>21706218 anyway, this is the set I used if it ends up becoming a thing
DICKS (Slowbro) @ Slowbronite
Ability: Oblivious
EVs: 248 HP / 16 Def / 244 SpD
Bold Nature
- Calm Mind
- Iron Defense
- Scald
- Rest
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>>21706218 This would have got skipped or Rhyperior'd.
Be more careful, anon-kun!
Anonymous
WHAT HAPPENED IN THE BATTLE WITH M SLOWBRO
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>>21706215 this is probably your masterpiece, EoS
it should have charge beam and hp ice though
0/10 can't even get your own meme right
Anonymous
>>21706214 >we have no Pokemon that set up after the best attacker on it fucking suicides itself for team protection EoS !!yU7JH6GAVz0
>>21706266 I was actually discussing HP Ice/Charge Beam with people on /gg/
They told me the set was shit and for the Giver to not gen it. I don't even know anymore.
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>>21706268 minun can learn nasty plot
Anonymous
>>21706265 >>21706210 opponent was using paraflinch on everything and when we got it down to only his Dragonite, we had to PP stall it, I gave everyone voice and they just kept shitposting, lagging everyone to shit and eventually crashing the server
!!bNOPtg1kLLn
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>>21706284 Well, it's not like this set is any better.
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>>21706284 >/gg/ commit sudoku anytime
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>>21706218 anyway, this is the set I used if it ends up becoming a thing
BANE (Rhyperior) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Solid Rock
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rock Polish
- Ice Punch
- Earthquake
- Rock Wrecker
EoS !!yU7JH6GAVz0
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>>21706306 Alright pretty fair point. I remember at max charge HP Ice still did a lot of damage in my opinion as well.
!!bNOPtg1kLLn
EoS !!yU7JH6GAVz0
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So I was looking through the mememon pastebin to check out the new mememons and I came across this
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>tfw only care about ORAS for the memes
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this team is great because it doesn't have a lot of attacks
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-orasou-183886537 !!1+EkAjO1Y8X
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>>21706493 >tfw only care about anything for the memes !!bNOPtg1kLLn
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one more try of winning with a team that can't do damage
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-orasou-183889963 Anonymous
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Showdown isn't loading for me. I can't even sign in. Any ideas?
!!bNOPtg1kLLn
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ok new champ
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me or technician roserade
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an original meme of your creation, must be epic
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Feraligatr without any boosting moves
EoS !!yU7JH6GAVz0
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Champ will be given two options, either use brand new mememon or use classic mememon
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Choice Band on a Pokemon with a special attack stat equal to at least 1.5x its' attack stat, or the opposite (Choice Specs, Attack equal/greater than 1.5x special attack)
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me or
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subpunch regigigas
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reverse donnel megamence
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Ok chimp, my bodie is red! Wheres da zelda?
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>>21706813 >Implying I want a truly open-world, partly cel-shaded, highly cinematic Zelda game with an especially effeminate Link using light arrows that shoot lasers. Anonymous
how long is this mongoloid taking
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>>21706899 >make champ pick half the mons >omg dumb champ take so long IMPEACH xD Anonymous
>>21706914 champ put your trip back on
!!VhRMDK8tbPY
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>>21706914 >hating freedom fucking commies itt
Smegmalord !kHVv2gzang
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>>21706919 >Wanting people to tripfag Nooooo
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Wendy (Lopunny) @ Lopunnite
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