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Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 13:42:47 No.21725803 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>21725806 >>21725841 >>21725921 >>21725959 >>21726012 >>21726149 >>21726662 >>21726869 >>21727490 >>21727520 >>21728439 >>21730428 >>21733887 >>21733981

You're in the club when this guy walks up and uses Doubleslap on your Pokewaifu's ass.
How do you respond?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 13:43:34 No.21725806 Report

Quoted By: >>21725816

>>21725803
Call the Smogon guards to ban him out of the club.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 13:45:02 No.21725816 Report

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>>21725806
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 13:46:16 No.21725827 Report

Quoted By: >>21725868 >>21725879 >>21725986

>has no legs to walk on
>has no arms to slap things with
>couldn't move without killing everyone around it with that huge ass crescent anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 13:47:35 No.21725841 Report

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>>21725803
>walks

Why would he even need to walk?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 13:47:46 No.21725844 Report

Quoted By: >>21725867

Use explosion

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 13:49:53 No.21725867 Report

Quoted By: >>21725915

>>21725844
glalie pls go

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 13:50:24 No.21725868 Report

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>>21725827
He uses his wings to fly instead of walk, and he uses one to slap ass. Hell, since he just soars, he probably just does a simple roll and slaps ass that way.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 13:51:22 No.21725879 Report

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>>21725827
but it does

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 13:57:57 No.21725915 Report

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>>21725867
>exploding your mega

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 13:58:56 No.21725921 Report

Quoted By: >>21726101

>>21725803

Kill it with fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 14:03:51 No.21725959 Report

Quoted By: >>21725963

>>21725803
Well, my pokewaifu is Diancie, and he's a dragon. Do the math. :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 14:04:47 No.21725963 Report

Quoted By: >>21725974 >>21725977

>>21725959
Your waifu? Diancie is genderless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 14:06:29 No.21725974 Report

Quoted By: >>21725981

>>21725963
If it's cute, anon will probably fuck it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 14:06:53 No.21725977 Report

Quoted By: >>21725981 >>21726017

>>21725963
>Gender unknown
>Movie confirms is a she
>mis
>princess
>female voice both Jap and Eng

Enough denial

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 14:08:03 No.21725981 Report

Quoted By: >>21725989 >>21725997

>>21725974
>>21725977
>waifu'ing rocks

okay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 14:08:44 No.21725986 Report

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>>21725827
>couldn't move without killing everyone around it with that huge ass crescent anyway
>that huge ass croissant

lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 14:09:17 No.21725989 Report

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>>21725981
>missing the point of statements

She still has a hole, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 14:10:51 No.21725997 Report

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>>21725981
>Not wanting her to rock your world

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 14:12:24 No.21726005 Report

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Idk, call the cops i guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 14:13:58 No.21726012 Report

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>>21725803
I start organizing the funeral because mai waifu is fucking dead

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 14:14:34 No.21726017 Report

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>>21725977
>Movie confirms

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 14:17:06 No.21726042 Report

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Don't h8 coz u 8n't got 5hit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 14:26:36 No.21726101 Report

Quoted By: >>21728854

>>21725921
>4x resist
Yeah good luck with that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 14:29:29 No.21726113 Report

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>He tries something
>Suddenly, my waifu is Elsa
I say good luck with that, you piece of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 14:37:02 No.21726149 Report

Quoted By:

>>21725803
Clean my dead waifu off the floor while crying

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 14:38:04 No.21726156 Report

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>Torchic used Ice Punch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 15:40:10 No.21726662 Report

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>>21725803
>Doubleslap
Aerilate boosted; there's nothing I can do, she's already dead.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 16:00:21 No.21726869 Report

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>>21725803
>-1 Double Slap against a resistant type

I sit back and watch as he thoroughly gets BTFO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 16:36:02 No.21727227 Report

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>mfw when my waifu is Ferrothorn @ Rocky Helmet
>mfw I have no face

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 16:41:38 No.21727277 Report

Quoted By: >>21734045

Considering my pokewaifu is 7' 07 and has the highest attack stat and base stat total of any pokemon I think she can handle herself....

>B-but mewtwo has no gender

She does to me, and she's a big cuddly muscle girl.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 17:05:39 No.21727490 Report

Quoted By: >>21728779

>>21725803
If he wants to play rough, then she'll play rough.

252+ Atk Huge Power Mega Mawile Play Rough vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Salamence: 444-524 (112.6 - 132.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
:^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 17:07:49 No.21727520 Report

Quoted By: >>21728223

>>21725803
I would offer him some ice cream to go with my waifu's ass.
:^)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 18:11:11 No.21728223 Report

Quoted By:

>>21727520
Great taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 18:23:55 No.21728439 Report

Quoted By:

>>21725803
Ban it to ubers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 18:43:29 No.21728779 Report

Quoted By: >>21729460

>>21727490
Cool story bro. Now factor in how much damage it deals after an intimidate. And while youre at it, calculate how much earthquake hits mawile for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 18:47:19 No.21728854 Report

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>>21726101
>Flying resists fire
What

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 19:25:12 No.21729460 Report

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>>21728779
He walked in already Mega and went for a Doubleslap. He's getting BTFO by a Play Rough for his friskyness.

The doctor !!9YbKLJRKMps

The doctor !!9YbKLJRKMps Sun 16 Nov 2014 20:49:23 No.21730428 Report

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>>21725803
I tell my pokewaifu that it is okay to go mega, then my shiny female gardevoir tans that freaks butt with hypervoice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Nov 2014 20:52:45 No.21730492 Report

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>Ice Beam

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Nov 2014 00:06:39 No.21733887 Report

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>>21725803
Put a ton of extra ice in his drink.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Nov 2014 00:09:26 No.21733948 Report

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My Poke-waifu is dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Nov 2014 00:11:26 No.21733981 Report

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>>21725803
Wonder why the fuck I'm in a club full of furries dressed like Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Nov 2014 00:15:15 No.21734045 Report

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>>21727277
Actually.
252 Atk Aerilate Salamence Double Slap (5 hits) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mega Mewtwo X: 360-430 (101.9 - 121.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Nov 2014 00:18:18 No.21734101 Report

Quoted By: >>21734142 >>21734206

You're at the club when this guy crawls in and uses Iron Tail on your waifu's ass. How do you respond? Remember that he is 34'05" (10.5 m) long and weighs 1,631.4 lbs (740.0 kg).

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Nov 2014 00:19:59 No.21734129 Report

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>no hands
How can she slap?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Nov 2014 00:20:35 No.21734142 Report

Quoted By:

>>21734101
ask him to get inside my butt

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Nov 2014 00:24:22 No.21734206 Report

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>>21734101
>Hydro Pump

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