>>21841067>Crobat>another oneYou know, I want you to rethink what the fuck you just posted. Imagine this scenario. There's a poor lonely Zubat trapped away in a cavern, constantly ignored by trainers and laughed at as an embarrassment. "Who'd want that piece of shit?" "Why would I train such a weakling?" But then it found you. After all the hardship, all the torment, that solitary existence it endured was all worth it. He grew into a Golbat through the effort you put into training him. At level 22 he evolved for you - and at 24 he's a Crobat. 2 levels of bro-dom, and he's evolved with maximum happiness, because it loves you.
Now let's hold the fucking phone here.
It evolved into a Crobat out of love. Damn, how much of a cold-hearted fuck are you that you'd abandon your bestest bro? Your highest level pokemon? And for what? You want him to have a special move? Look at all those bitch ass moves he gets. Getting #rekt by smogonbird? Quick Guard that shit. balanced dragone rekking everything by dragon dancing? Haze all his boosts up. Fuck man. Maxie and Archie love their brobats to the extent of it evolving to Crobat - hell, fucking CYRUS, that fucker who wants to commit genocide on Sinnoh, HE FUCKING GOT A CROBAT. IT TOOK HIM TO LEVEL 46, AND HE GOT THERE. YOU KNOW WHY?
THEY'RE FUCKING BROS.
AND YOU'RE GONNA ABANDON YOUR FUCKING BROBAT
AND HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH
FUCK YOU
