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Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 01:02:29 No.21862463 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>21862509 >>21862542 >>21862550 >>21862562 >>21862570 >>21862621 >>21864363 >>21865988 >>21866113 >>21866300 >>21866356

Explain to me exactly why this is your new waifu again?

Shes fucking retarded and batshit crazy

>Beats up your friends and steals their stones
>Acts like shes your best friend and its justified.
>Slurs her own speech
>Suddenly savior of the world

This is easily the worst written character yet. Even worse then your gaggle of friends in X/Y

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 01:03:36 No.21862478 Report

Quoted By: >>21867184

>Not liking hot crazy chicks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 01:04:55 No.21862498 Report

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You sounded like you were gonna list off some negatives but you never did, OP.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 01:05:50 No.21862509 Report

Quoted By: >>21862558 >>21862590

>>21862463

Evil Master Vyro !22M2wEkk5k

Evil Master Vyro !22M2wEkk5k Mon 24 Nov 2014 01:07:37 No.21862542 Report

Quoted By: >>21862583

>>21862463
>tfw will never beat Delta Episode because you're doing a Nuzlocke and your only surviving pokemon is a super trained overleveled Groudon who kills Rayquaza in one hit with any move

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 01:07:59 No.21862550 Report

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>>21862463
>implying they were my friends
>implying she isn't the best friend ever
>implying slurring is bad
>implying sudden saviors of the world are bad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 01:08:36 No.21862558 Report

Quoted By: >>21862590

>>21862509

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 01:09:03 No.21862562 Report

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>>21862463
Pokemon isn't known for amazingly written characters. 4chan just has OCD or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 01:09:26 No.21862570 Report

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>>21862463
>batshit crazy
That's just it. I love crazy bitches :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 01:10:31 No.21862583 Report

Quoted By: >>21862633 >>21862669

>>21862542
>using a legendary
>training it for regular use
>Nuzlocke
What in gods name are you doing?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 01:10:55 No.21862590 Report

Quoted By: >>21863076

>>21862509
>>21862558
>these banners
We know we're shit and we embrace. I just can't stop laughing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 01:11:32 No.21862596 Report

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She's crazy because her daughter died.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 01:13:16 No.21862621 Report

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>>21862463
>worse then
opinion discarded
go back to highschool
move on

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 01:13:49 No.21862630 Report

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And I thought Zoroark looked like Shadow the Hedgehog.

I'm certain she keeps referring to the Whismur as Maria.

WHERE'S THAT DAMN FOURTH MEGASTONE?

Evil Master Vyro !22M2wEkk5k

Evil Master Vyro !22M2wEkk5k Mon 24 Nov 2014 01:14:03 No.21862633 Report

Quoted By: >>21862670 >>21862704

>>21862583
He was the first pokemon I encountered in the Cave of Origin, it follows the rules.

Besides, he was the only one to make it out of the league.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 01:16:27 No.21862669 Report

Quoted By: >>21862704

>>21862583
Playing by the rules. Nuzlocke himself uses Victini in White.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 01:16:27 No.21862670 Report

Quoted By: >>21862704

>>21862633
Why aren't you playing the game like a normal, non-autistic person?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 01:16:53 No.21862675 Report

Quoted By: >>21864922

In addition, compared to Cynthia, Zinnia looks like a tramp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 01:19:27 No.21862704 Report

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>>21862633
>>21862669
Using something as broken as Groudon on a nuzlocke pretty much ruins the whole goal of a nuzlocke, which is a challenge(Him being the only one making it out of the league proves my point). I know it's not required to not use legendaries, but by then you might as well >>21862670

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 01:42:03 No.21863076 Report

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>>21862590
You do realize that kind of thought pattern on the internet isn't unique to 4chan, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 02:53:30 No.21864346 Report

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>steals the link cable and destroys it because "MY PLAN IS BETTER YOURS IS BAD BECAUSE I SAID SO"
>clearly has autism
>constantly needs you to agree with her
>over the top quirkiness
>almost dooms the entire world because her plan fucked up, ends up relying on the help of a 12 year old

she's fucked in the head, worst character i've ever seen in a pokemon game

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 02:54:25 No.21864363 Report

Quoted By: >>21864408

>>21862463
She has massive tits.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 02:56:55 No.21864408 Report

Quoted By: >>21864539 >>21864759 >>21865076 >>21865395

>>21864363

You can tell the ones who have never seen tits before, so as soon as there's any noticable pair of lumps on a woman's chest they go all "ZOMG HEUG TITS"

Remind me why 12 year olds are allowed here again?

on topic, mary sue edgemistress is shite

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 03:06:36 No.21864539 Report

Quoted By: >>21864720

>>21864408

how is she a mary sue?

i know this is bait but i feel that was a bit weird to comment on

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 03:15:32 No.21864720 Report

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>>21864539
Not him, but she really is.

>She comes out of nowhere to save the day
>She can somehow just waltz past security like fucking nothing.
>Shes from some ancient tribe that nobody had ever heard of except a select few just now
>Shes the last of her people to be able to call rayquaza
>She relies on the main player to do everything for her when she fucks up big time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 03:17:52 No.21864759 Report

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>>21864408
>implying it's not okay for adults to be sexually attracted to above averaged sized breasts.

>>>/t/umbler
>>>/r/eddit
>>>/v/
>>>/out/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 03:19:26 No.21864785 Report

Quoted By: >>21864815

>she's actually my type
based grunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 03:21:04 No.21864815 Report

Quoted By: >>21864834

>>21864785
Your type is a deranged lunatic with the posture of a monkey?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 03:22:15 No.21864834 Report

Quoted By: >>21864897

>>21864815
nah man, one of the grunts for team whatever says that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 03:26:13 No.21864897 Report

Quoted By: >>21864981

>>21864834
His type is a deranged lunatic with the posture of a monkey?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 03:28:11 No.21864922 Report

Quoted By: >>21868105

>>21862675
>tramp
I'm not sure that's the best word to describe her but maybe there's a better word.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 03:31:33 No.21864981 Report

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>>21864897
yes, why not?
I forget exactly what he said but it was something like
'short, black hair in a bob cut. That's my type actually'
it was one of the grunts at the entrance to the base, it's what he said if you talk to him as you leave

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Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 03:37:29 No.21865076 Report

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>>21864408
>You can tell the ones who have never seen tits before, so as soon as there's any noticable pair of lumps on a woman's chest they go all "ZOMG HEUG TITS"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 03:59:42 No.21865395 Report

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>>21864408
>black and red is edgy
kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 04:41:42 No.21865988 Report

Quoted By: >>21865999

>>21862463
Man we already know Zinnia is a but. No need to remind us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 04:42:43 No.21865999 Report

Quoted By: >>21866100

>>21865988
>but
I meant nut. She's a nutjob.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 04:50:54 No.21866100 Report

Quoted By: >>21866114

>>21865999
I'd nut in her but[t]

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Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 04:52:02 No.21866113 Report

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>>21862463
>new waifu
Fuck off already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 04:52:04 No.21866114 Report

Quoted By: >>21866133

>>21866100
I'm sure you would.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 04:53:12 No.21866133 Report

Quoted By: >>21866189

>>21866114
Yeah, because I'm not gay like you. How does it feel to be so gay? How many dicks do you suck per day? 25?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 04:56:31 No.21866189 Report

Quoted By: >>21866238

>>21866133
I'm not gay, I'm saying I'm sure you would . Hell I know I would. So you need to fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 04:59:41 No.21866238 Report

Quoted By: >>21866335

>>21866189
Oh, sorry, Anon, I thought you were /v/ being sarcastic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 05:00:47 No.21866256 Report

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I don't know, I find her pretty neat. I mean yeah she's a Mary Sue but so is a lot of other Pokemon characters.

Not sure why they put in the bit about her daughter dying (or someone close to her). Honestly it made all the times she talked to Whismur really creepy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 05:04:27 No.21866300 Report

Quoted By: >>21866310 >>21866315

>>21862463
I still want to know why she knocked you out.
Did she have rape you or something? I dont get it, there was no reason for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 05:05:19 No.21866310 Report

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>>21866300
I think GF just wanted to make sure all the scenes took place during the day at the end of the Delta Episode.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 05:05:45 No.21866315 Report

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>>21866300
So they have an excuse for the scene to happen at morning

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 05:06:18 No.21866325 Report

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Can anybody find a picture of a Beauty? They look like whores.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 05:07:08 No.21866335 Report

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>>21866238
Go figure. It's usually people from /v/ with that kind of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 05:09:16 No.21866356 Report

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>>21862463
I... don't see how any of this is a problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 05:10:56 No.21866373 Report

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I just love seeing her right after the main climax in the main story. She's probably thinking "well, we're all fucked" when she failed to awaken one of the legendaries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 05:29:57 No.21866635 Report

Quoted By: >>21866959 >>21867177

I dont get it either. She literally looks homeless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 05:54:35 No.21866959 Report

Quoted By: >>21867026

>>21866635
>not wanting to get her off the streets, clean her up, and bring her into a loving home

It's like you're not even human.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 06:02:48 No.21867026 Report

Quoted By: >>21867035

>>21866959
>Wanting to adopt a criminal who willingly aided in plotting the destruction of the region so she can betray them and be the center of attention

Unlike Emma, she doesn't deserve a good end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 06:03:22 No.21867035 Report

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>>21867026
Everyone deserves a good end, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 06:17:24 No.21867177 Report

Quoted By: >>21867203 >>21867245 >>21867777 >>21867811

>>21866635
That's one of the best parts.

>Find homeless girl sick and hungry in the cold
>Bring her to your home after verifying she doesn't have track marks
>Lay her in your bed, being sure to keep her fully clothed
>Leave a note by your bedside desk/nightstand
>"I found you shivering and passed out in the cold, so I brought you to my house. If you want to take a shower or bath, the bathroom is on the right, there are clean towels on the rack. I'm not sure what size you are, but theres a robe on the door you're free to use. If you're hungry, theres food in the fridge and the pantry downstairs, help yourself."
>Hear the shower running
>Make a quick breakfast of hardboiled eggs, toast, and pancakes (everyone loves pancakes)
>See her walk out to the kitchen not realizing you're still home
>Watch her glistening skin shine in the morning suns reflection from a clear blue sky
>Offer her breakfast
>"You don't have to tell me why you were out there or who you are, but you do have to eat these eggs"
>She says thank you in a timid, on gaurd manner
>Offer her some coffee or juice
>She hesitantly accepts
>Tell her you're heading out to run errands and that shes free to use the washing machine for her clothing and to make herself at home
>Come back home to find all your valuables missing
>Realize picking up homeless girls is a bad idea
>Realize that real life is nothing like your chinese girly cartoons and girls wont swoon over you unless you're attractive to them

You're right, OP, she is a bad waifu.
I'd still try to woo her, even though i'd probably fail and creep her out because I have no friends outside of 4chan and don't know how to interact with normal people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 06:18:08 No.21867184 Report

Quoted By: >>21867665

>>21862478
>putting your dick in crazy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 06:20:14 No.21867203 Report

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>>21867177
You should have given her a bowl of eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 06:24:09 No.21867245 Report

Quoted By: >>21867278

>>21867177
isn't she less 'homeless' and more 'crazy' though? I mean, almost everyone in pokemon is homeless so that's a moot point.

Besides, she clearly likes the player character in game

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 06:27:05 No.21867278 Report

Quoted By: >>21868062

>>21867245
>Besides, she clearly likes the player character in game
I don't deny that one bit, I would love to cuddle up with her by a warm fire and ease her weary mind to negate all that zaniness.

>isn't she less 'homeless' and more 'crazy' though?
To be fair, not everyone in pokemon is homless, everyone has a home, they're just on a journey. It's like calling a backpacker homeless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 06:59:55 No.21867604 Report

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I wanted my swampert to suplex her into the ground every time she flounced onto the screen. Steven, I know I oneshot all your 'mons in the league, but are you really just going to sit there and let her break stuff?

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Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 07:05:04 No.21867665 Report

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>>21867184
>not putting your dick in crazy
>not being crazy

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Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 07:15:40 No.21867751 Report

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She isn't my new waifu, though.
MY new waifu is the super qt Delinquent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 07:17:50 No.21867777 Report

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>>21867177
>"You don't have to tell me why you were out there or who you are, but you do have to eat these eggs"

oh fuck that gets me every time

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Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 07:22:02 No.21867811 Report

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>>21867177
I audibly laughed at the egg part

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 07:53:54 No.21868062 Report

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>>21867278
why are you so fucking weird?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2014 07:58:01 No.21868105 Report

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>>21864922
Tramp means hobo/homeless/drifter/street-urchin etc

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