>>21902027Alright, if advice is what you want, I'll give you some.
Avoid belittling the player, that tends to detract from wanting to play along. Just as an example amongst many, stuff like 'Uber comes with a complimentary fedora'; that's just uncalled for and irrelevant. Same goes for the waifu slander and 'third stage is big and spiky' nonsense. So many of the folks that like Pokémon like it for just those very things, so putting them down for it does come across as harsh and deterring.
On an honest note you did balance it well and it's got a nice looking layout, so props for that. Give it some well needed tweaks and post it another time; results will undoubtedly vary. Also add dome more outside-the-box categories; an expensive option like 'live in the real world with your Pokémon' perhaps.
