My understanding of Evangelion is that a boy masturbates himself, Giant Naked Emotionless WorstGirl NotAClone masturbates missingno, everyone turns to Tang, everything tries to be "deep," then the world resets because fuck you Dues Ex Machina. And now they're taking the series and doing the ending over and over again to milk money while calling them "sequels."
And somehow this has to do with robots.
