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Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 19:25:15 No.21953358 View View Reply Original Report

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ITT: Pokemon we can't believe aren't gender exclusive. Inb4 stop enforcing gender roles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 19:26:48 No.21953384 Report

Quoted By: >>21953724

>>21953358
Fuck off, slugfucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 19:28:14 No.21953399 Report

Quoted By: >>21953424 >>21953724

>>21953358
>m-muh waifu should be f.e.male only

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 19:28:27 No.21953402 Report

Quoted By: >>21953461

>>21953358
Mr. Mime is not named Mr. Mime in Japan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 19:29:18 No.21953410 Report

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something something goodra hips something

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 19:29:58 No.21953420 Report

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>>21953358
>medicham
Kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 19:30:05 No.21953424 Report

Quoted By: >>21953445 >>21957231 >>21957274

>>21953399
Every Gardevoirfag ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 19:30:58 No.21953438 Report

Quoted By: >>21953777 >>21953878 >>21957264

Gardevoir, G-odra, Lopunyn, G-odra line

But they fixed Gardevori somewhat, G-odra is female only in most games excetp for Shauna (though hers became female near the end of the game, oddly) and Lopunny can't evolve without being female.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 19:31:27 No.21953441 Report

Quoted By: >>21953487

>>21953358
Mr. Mime isn't a Mr., it's just a mime. Blame shitty localization.
Also why the fuck should Medicham be a girl, it's clearly masculine with small nipples

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 19:31:41 No.21953445 Report

Quoted By: >>21953465 >>21953697

>>21953424
It kinda should be. It gets a male exclusive version now, so there's hardly any reason for the clearly feminine alternative to stay diverse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 19:32:50 No.21953461 Report

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>>21953402
And? Pokemon is more popular everywhere else in the world anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 19:33:12 No.21953465 Report

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>>21953445
They should just make Gallade both genders. It wouldn't break any compatibility with transferred Pokémon and it'd make breeding for a shiny easier since you don't have to worry about getting one and it ending up being female with a Nature that doesn't work with Gardevoir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 19:34:18 No.21953481 Report

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>Medicham
>not Gardevoir/Diancie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 19:34:50 No.21953487 Report

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>>21953441
>why should Medicham be a girl
Because she's hotter than any other member of Team charm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 19:36:07 No.21953508 Report

Quoted By: >>21953740 >>21953752

>Male exclusive pokemon
GF needs to cut this shit out. They're such a fucking pain to breed since ditto only. Female only is fine since Pokemon has established that species doesng matter and females can produce offspring with any male in their egg groups.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 19:37:36 No.21953524 Report

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>>21953358
>wanting no egg moves

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 19:39:06 No.21953537 Report

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>>21953358
>literally implying Alakazam isn't best waifu

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Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 19:51:25 No.21953684 Report

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>>21953358
>being this autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 19:52:34 No.21953697 Report

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>>21953445
>not having a sissy fuccboi

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 19:54:26 No.21953724 Report

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>>21953399
>>21953384
>implying Mr.Mime should be male
>Mr. Mime
>Mr.
>Mister
Seriously? Just get on you triggered nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 19:55:51 No.21953740 Report

Quoted By: >>21953882 >>21954019

>>21953508

GF knows we breeders are a masochist bunch.

Have you ever tried to breed Clefables?

>skewed gender ratio
>many important moves are Egg Moves
>FUCKING. BABY. POKEMON. THAT CAN'T BREED TILL YOU FRIENDSHIP EVOLVE IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 19:56:36 No.21953752 Report

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>>21953508
Fucking Tyrogue? Where do they come from? Why would you introduce a baby with no mother?

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Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 19:59:25 No.21953777 Report

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>>21953438
Oh you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 19:59:36 No.21953783 Report

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>>21953461

So? Pokemon originated in Japan, so their original names are what takes priority.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:00:46 No.21953796 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:03:47 No.21953829 Report

Quoted By: >>21954080

Fuck gender. Just becomes something looks girly doesn't mean it should be gender exclusive so the permavirgins can fantasize The only problem I have with gender is how it limits egg moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:08:03 No.21953878 Report

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>>21953438
Stay banned shitposter. Those gender WILL NEVER EVER be rectonned. I'll bet on that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:08:31 No.21953882 Report

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>>21953740
This checks out.
>introduce post game area
>puts the daycare, IV checker, and circular route on it.
>puts quicksand on the route for no reason
>have to constantly keep the dpad up because circle pad runs into rocks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:17:28 No.21954019 Report

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>>21953740
Step up to me breeding lucarios I had to go the /wfg/ for a female and I bred that bitch until I got a perfect riolu. However it needed the egg move crunch to be perfect. I had to get a growlithe and when I got the riolu it had CRUNCH AND VACUUM WAVE instead of crunch and bullet punch. I had to evolve the bastard and make him fuck his mom. The result? Riolu with CRUNCH and Vaccuum wave again because the bitch forgot bullet punch in the day care making my efforts a waste. All gender ratios should be 50 50 for the sake of making egg moves easier on Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:20:56 No.21954068 Report

Quoted By: >>21954115

Hey, I never come on /vp/ but am here because I bought ORAS, and I agree with OP. You guys seem traumatized by that shitposter. He visits /v/ so I know how annoying it is, but it doesn't mean all gender posts are auto-cancer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:21:10 No.21954072 Report

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>>21953796
Sylveon should be 100% male.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:21:45 No.21954080 Report

Quoted By: >>21954095

>>21953829

You realize females can pass egg moves right

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:22:37 No.21954095 Report

Quoted By: >>21954107

>>21954080
I know that but male only pokemon suffer. I want my shift gear metagross already

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:23:38 No.21954107 Report

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>>21954095
I know that but male only and genderless pokemon suffer. I want my shift gear metagross already and

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:24:14 No.21954115 Report

Quoted By: >>21954127 >>21954149

>>21954068

It's autistic, regardless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:24:47 No.21954127 Report

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>>21954115
What's autistic?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:26:31 No.21954149 Report

Quoted By: >>21958530

>>21954115
Forgive my previous post. He's not autistic. He's crazy at this point/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:27:06 No.21954159 Report

Quoted By: >>21954246

>>21953358
male gogat with milk drink is my favoritu :^)

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FC: 1650-1953-0077 Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:27:39 No.21954172 Report

Quoted By: >>21954205 >>21954216

>Geodude
>Geo
>dude

I've been waiting for GF to implement Geodette since GSC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:28:18 No.21954184 Report

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Medicham looks androgynous to me. Alakazam isn't particularly masculine either, unless you mean because of the mustache, which tons of female animals have anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:29:10 No.21954200 Report

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Women have mustaches. Alakazam at 50 is fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:29:44 No.21954205 Report

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>>21954172
geodude is named isitsubute in japanese, which means "stone who throw stones" litteraly

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Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:30:23 No.21954216 Report

Quoted By: >>21954225 >>21954343

>>21954172
>geodude
>English name
>Isitsubute
Japanese name.
The amount of people who think english names matter in pokemon make me laugh.
No. People who think the western opinions matter are even funnier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:30:53 No.21954225 Report

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>>21954216
>No. People who think the western opinions matter are even funnier.

B-but America rules the world...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:32:15 No.21954246 Report

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>>21954159
there are male goats who do lactate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:33:46 No.21954264 Report

Quoted By: >>21954301

>Slowking/Kingdra/Slaking
>Japanese name: Slowking/Kingdra/Kekking
>Don't have the excuse of being introduced before genders existed

Why can they be female?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:33:59 No.21954271 Report

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>>21953358
>wanting explicitly stereotypical gender roles
>2013+1
good one OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:35:48 No.21954301 Report

Quoted By: >>21954328

>>21954264

What does a species' name have to do with their sex? King Cobras can be female.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:37:14 No.21954328 Report

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>>21954301
this

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FC: 1650-1953-0077 Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:38:14 No.21954343 Report

Quoted By: >>21954357

>>21954216
>just because it has a Japanese name, they can never create a female version

Ok.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:38:59 No.21954354 Report

Quoted By: >>21954378 >>21954446 >>21956047 >>21956199

Surprised no ones mentioned this guy yet. He's basically the most masculine pokemon in existance and still sits at an even 50/50. Kinda silly to have machokettes at this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:39:32 No.21954357 Report

Quoted By: >>21954425

>>21954343

Why would Geodude line need a female version?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:41:03 No.21954378 Report

Quoted By: >>21954483

>>21954354
i agree, they should at least give this mon some bra for female version

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:43:52 No.21954425 Report

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>>21954357
Furries are sick fucks that want more fetish fuel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:44:32 No.21954446 Report

Quoted By: >>21954469 >>21954500

>>21954354
why don't machoke overthrow humans
those fuckers are so big and dense their muscles could probably stop bullets

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:46:00 No.21954469 Report

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>>21954446
Doubt they're aggressive. They seem more like justice lovers. Fighting type pokemon in general don't seem too aggressive with a few exceptions like Mankey and dark types.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:46:29 No.21954483 Report

Quoted By: >>21954495

>>21954378

Why does it need a bra? It has no tits or nipples.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:47:23 No.21954495 Report

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>>21954483
Furries/otherkins have strange minds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:47:39 No.21954500 Report

Quoted By: >>21954513

>>21954446
>4'11
they're pokemanlets

also, where do machoke get their belt and underwear from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:48:27 No.21954512 Report

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>>21953358
By your logic medicham's pre evo meditite should be male only.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:48:29 No.21954513 Report

Quoted By: >>21954536

>>21954500
Is their underwear their skin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:50:02 No.21954536 Report

Quoted By: >>21954553 >>21955836

>>21954513

No, they're man-made. They have to wear them to hide their huge cocks from the sight of children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 20:51:36 No.21954553 Report

Quoted By: >>21955836

>>21954536
LOL

This was so funny I actually laughed, their cocks retract when they don't pee they hold it in and wait until you stop playing

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Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 22:20:52 No.21955836 Report

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>>21954536
>>21954553
/vp/ never change

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 22:27:54 No.21955944 Report

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>>21953461
g8 br8 m8r

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 22:29:08 No.21955962 Report

Quoted By: >>21956166

>>21953724
>jap name: Barrierd

Yeah, very gender-exclusive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 22:29:43 No.21955975 Report

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>>21953358
Only pokemon with any right to be made exclusive are Gardevoir and Glalie, both have gender counterparts added later who are exclusive to one gender, but because game freak doesnt retcon anything, they are left as non gender exclusive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 22:32:22 No.21956000 Report

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>>21953461
Mr. Mime was named Mr. Mime (in the english version) before gender was introduced in Pokemon. It was an unintentional fuck up.

But of course you wouldn't know that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 22:35:19 No.21956047 Report

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>>21954354
machoke has a 75% chance of being male

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Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 22:42:13 No.21956166 Report

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>>21955962
>B-b-but muh Japanses names

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 22:43:25 No.21956199 Report

Quoted By: >>21957200

>>21954354
>there are female Machamps

Holy shit, how did I not know this before now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 23:37:21 No.21957179 Report

Quoted By: >>21957214

>Not going to the name rater to rename female Geodudes and Mr. Mimes accordingly

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Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 23:38:31 No.21957200 Report

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>>21956199
>mfw this is my new fetish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 23:39:06 No.21957214 Report

Quoted By: >>21957259

>>21957179
>Madame Mime doesn't fit

come on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 23:40:11 No.21957231 Report

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>>21953424
hes my husbando

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 23:42:18 No.21957259 Report

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>>21957214
>Mme. Mine

there u go

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 23:42:32 No.21957264 Report

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>>21953438
>Lopunny
>evolve

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Nov 2014 23:43:43 No.21957274 Report

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>>21953424
>not wanting to be fucked by a cute trap Gardevoir

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Anonymous Sun 30 Nov 2014 00:31:54 No.21958006 Report

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>>21953358
Oh, this is gonna be a good thread.

I can feel it in my bones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Nov 2014 01:06:16 No.21958530 Report

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>>21954149
>even slugfucker hates Mexicans

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