Go, Go, Go New Champ Team
Go, team,
Go, team,
Team, team, team
Who's the newest Champ's Team?
The New Meme Team!
The shitposters are very fast,
They bring up memes from the past
Not just fast but from the past
Thank you shitposters!
Citizen Snips has all the powers of a king
Plus all the rage of smogonites
also he's a scorpion
Aint he cool?
Hey Snips, you rule!
Smogon loves to ban the memes,
Smogon loves to ban the memes,
What do they hate?
Fun!
Smogon!
Citizens, never fear
Crazy meme-loving champs are here,
Until they run out of steam
Miracle memes,
Miracle memes,
Gives the power to the team,
Champ will have to go for sure,
So we just recommend some more,
The New Showderp Team!
>memes pastebin.com/0bYpM0at memebasemon.com >memories http://booru.showderp.com/ >music plug.dj/showderp-1 >current champ diarrhea !9GAGpTVt.Y
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this thread sucks
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>>22020682 not first for not memes
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Futurama sucks
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diarrhea !9GAGpTVt.Y
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diarrhea !9GAGpTVt.Y
diarrhea !9GAGpTVt.Y
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>>22021036 That's what you get for messing with the gay community
diarrhea !9GAGpTVt.Y
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that was super ebin new champ
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Eelektross with coil, zap cannon and drain punch
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THIS IS A FREE PASS 1-2: use a PU mon 3-4: use a NU mon 5-6: use a RU mon 7-8: use an UU mon 9-10: use a BL mon dubs of semen demon: use an OU mon trips of Aequilibrium, the Goddess of Semen: le ninja froge UBERS/ANYTHING GOES VERSION: 1-2: use a RU mon 3-4: use an UU mon 5-6: use a BL mon 7-8: use an OU mon 9-10: free meme from PU to OU only dubs of semen demon: use an ubersmon trips of Aequilibrium, the Goddess of Semen: geoxern/rayquayquay of balance
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BUTTON LEE (Hitmonlee) (M) @ Choice Band Ability: Reckless EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - High Jump Kick - Sucker Punch - Mach Punch - Bullet Punch
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free male pick named SASUKE must say SASUKE IS REALLY COOL every time you send it in bonus points if you name a female pick SAKURA
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any pokemon with soundproof nicknamed EH NANDATTE!!??
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>>22021235 Is this that same Moltres? Can't find anything in bin or memebase
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>>22021266 mega pidgeot you dumb fuck
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>>22021266 Must be Mega-Pidgeot, chimp
diarrhea !9GAGpTVt.Y
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>>22021289 LazilyOU was always high on the ladder
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>>22021289 why aren't you #1 juicy :(
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>>22021289 >not marking urself lmao Anonymous
>>22021289 >Bane is #1 it's like poetry
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>>22021255 lanturn isn't that bad
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>>22021289 >bane is 1st >juicy is 5th >lazily is 15th Top fucking kek
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>>22021306 >59 gxe that's kill-yourself tier btw
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>>22021255 lanturn isn't a shitmon
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>>22021289 >see gxe Pick the odd one out guys :^)
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showderp, christmas presents is a tshirt that says "stop lying about spiders", or "i'm tired of ham" better?
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>>22021363 "stop lying about skeletons"
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>>22021289 >tfw 1370 shitter Anonymous
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>>22021363 the ham one because of fatties
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The opposing Scizor-Mega used Bullet Punch! Weedle lost 0.7% of its health! Weedle used Bug Bite! It's not very effective... The opposing Scizor-Mega lost 100% of its health!
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champ beat an underage mexican who felt pity for him and let him win the match at the end
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>>22021746 That means I'm good right
New team please.
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Dark Wizard (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash Ability: Own Tempo EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature - Dark Void - Foul Play - Destiny Bond - Any other wizard spell If anything goes tier, you can replace one of his previous spells with mind reader.
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Zoroark Ability: Illusion - Rest - Attract - Toxic - Protect
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any non-ou mon with defog or rapid spin
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>>22021960 your favorite middle evolution
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Tentacles > Spikes (Tentacruel) @ Watmel Berry Ability: Liquid Ooze EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Waterfall - Poison Jab - Natural Gift - Swords Dance protip: natural gift will be a 100 bp fire move
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>>22021966 you niggers just love giving wumbo piloswine don't you
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>>22021982 he doesnt have to choose it
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have you ever skilled someone so much they ragequit and forfeit at the same time?
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-189055253 Anonymous
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>>22020682 Fuck is it sad my brain sang that.
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>>22022092 have you ever been in the wrong thread so much that you just needed to get the fuck out?
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fresh meat here, what is cade
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>>22022144 good dubs. case is rhyperior bud
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>>22020682 Check em
<>< I bet this fishe that I get dubs
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>>22022144 ebin cade (Meowstic) @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SDef / 4 Def
- Barrier
- Calm Mind
- Assist
- Rest
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>>22022185 Okay that's what I thought
I used to call my ninjask cade when I was 12, so I've been a bit cjrious abojt its origin
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>>22022238 Haha glad to help I know all about dem memes
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minimize passer
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level one focus sash articuno with sheer cold
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barrier queef (Corsola) (F) @ Big Root Ability: Regenerator EVs: 252 HP / 180 Def / 76 SpD Calm Nature - Ingrain - Aqua Ring - Recover - Mud-Slap
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Octo Opus (Octillery) @ Life Orb Ability: Suction Cups EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD Modest Nature - Soak - Energy Ball - Entrainment - Signal Beam use signal beam for espeon
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mega altaria that thinks it's mega salamence
Lord Farquads !!60RF7p3/Emf
metal burst+roar aggron with red card
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p-groudon called SOL INVICTVS
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Spaceship of Rape Mega Metagross, 252 Att, 156 HP, 100 Spe Adamant Agility, Meteor Mash, Thunder Punch, Ice Punch
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>>22022673 remember champ, OHKO moves don't hit mons that are higher leveled.
this is a 100% shitmon.
Lord Farquads !!60RF7p3/Emf
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>>22022698 More quads when
Lord Farquads !!60RF7p3/Emf
>>22022716 waiting for 22222222 Anonymous
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- barrier queef (Corsola) can't learn Mud-Slap because it's incompatible with its ability or another move. - this won't work (Articuno) must be at least level 50 because it has a move only available from a specific event.
Fixed those errors, here we go:
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-189074290 Anonymous
>>22022731 How ebin will your post be if you get the get, on a scale from ulcer/juicy?
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>>22022791 vonvik when a champ is shit
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>>22022791 more ebin than anything showderp has ever seen before
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>>22022731 post yfw some shippingfaggotlord from ashnime bread gets the get Lord Farquads !!60RF7p3/Emf
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whoever it is that keeps using snips and level 1 cottonee, please stop
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t-thanks rayy lmao
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>>22021289 >>22023048 Why is showderp so good at ladder?
Aren't showderp meant to be bad or something?
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See I can 6-0 too! New champ it was fun hope you guys enjoyed.
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thundurus with taunt and enough speed to outsanic smeargle named fuck you keys
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>>22023431 Me or anything with sheer cold/ohko move and rest talk
If ou than boom boom 2.5 with stored power instead of work up
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metronome bisharp with fury cutter only
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Tauntbait (Liepard) @ Leftovers Ability: Prankster EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD Bold Nature - Attract - Toxic - Swagger - Protect Give it a gender and stick with it
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Latias (F) @ Latiasite Ability: Levitate EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 Spe Timid Nature - Roost - Rest - Sleep Talk - Psycho Shift
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level 50 focus sash pinsir with guillotine
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klefki with a move you have never used on it before
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snips If AG then Arceus-Grass nicknamed "your ass is grass"
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if AG use unaware Clef if OU use Boom Boom V2.5
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mega bunny Or funbro if you're a bad enough dude
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UNDER THE SEAAA (Dragalge) @ Lum Berry Ability: Adaptability EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD Modest Nature - Toxic Spikes - Rest - Venoshock - Draco Meteor
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>>22023383 most of us are
there's a couple of really good players here but that's not the standard.
also the AG ladder is not exactly the greatest measuring stick for skill.
Lols !tTI4zOpIhQ
>>22023465 Its with teams like these that I'm reminded of why I only chimp in ded hours.
Do people want ag or ou?
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>>22023517 with that team youre going to ag
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>>22023517 OU I'm bored of 6 rayy lmaos on each team
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>>22023517 tfw never chimped because of suggestions like these
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>>22023517 >>22023550 but its really easy to win with memeteams
are you a shitter or something?
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>>22023550 >tfw too scared to champ because I know I'm shit at competitive >tfw too scared to champ because I will never be welcome in battle chat again after being a worse champ than REOspeedwagon Anonymous
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>>22023588 Or
>tfw everytime you try to champ you are not sanic enough. Anonymous
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>>22023588 We all know that feel bro
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>>22023588 >tfw probably good enough to do a tolerable job of champing but the anxiety would leave me balled up on the floor in the fetal position within two minutes Anonymous
>you will never be awake in the early hours of Bongland to see american showderp Is.. is it any good?
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>>22023588 I've had like 8 different champing alts. I just make a new one every time I fuck up.
I've had one for a solid 4 or 5 months now that I use though.
>>22023600 >not buying a 4chan pass just to ensure you can be champ and get your memes onto champ's team Anonymous
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>>22023620 No it's pretty shit, as soon as the americans go to bed it's dead but comfy.
t. nocturnal britbong
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>>22023620 Most of the time, no.
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>>22023619 >open up showdown >end up playing against showderp twice now
Lols !tTI4zOpIhQ
>>22023473 >>22023474 These are impossible to use in OU and since everyone wanted ou these were ignored.
sorry bout your shitmons
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-189092715 Lord Farquads !!60RF7p3/Emf
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>>22023619 >tfw good battler, but I have such tunnel vision that I can't enjoy the dank memes while I champ Anonymous
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>>22023620 The only good hours are 11-1am PST. You get the west coast night owls, the east coast all nighters, and the beginnings of yuroslurps.
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>>22023660 I've used Megacross, Webb, Thisbe, Hunthoot (to be fair that was technically my younger brother's account), and I've been using one for like 4 or 5 months now that I'm not going to share because I'm a shit.
All of them used pretty much exclusively for champing, except I re-purposed Thisbe to be my OM laddering account.
mami !0tNOVSQwAc
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>>22023773 >Visit me tumblr what
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>>22023588 If not now, then when?
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>>22023588 I never really tried to champ, but if I did I'd be so slow and bad anyways so no champing for me
>tfw 3rd world Anonymous
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>>22023588 I've champed a bunch of times and did pretty bad and everything was fine. The only time people actually hate you and remember they hate you for more than a few hours is if you act like a faggot and keep champing for hours, ignore suggestions, forfeit etc.
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>>22023804 yesterday someone found a 17 year old girl on tumblr with a pokemon in their blog and thought it was mami
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Mami posted the message I sent her.
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>>22023964 It is mami, she admitted it herself.
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>>22024062 wrong trip friend
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>>22024062 she also posted feet
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>>22023659 >that cancerous team Anonymous
>>22024079 >>22024062 >she is mami f.emale only confirmed?
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Lols !tTI4zOpIhQ
>losing to brick break gliscor >forced to stall by shoedrip even when zero attacks left Someone kill me ;_;
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>>22024296 >forced you can always leave
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>>22024242 >implying that's our mami Though, we did invite her to champ as mami rectangular.
http://shiananana.tumblr.com/ Anonymous
>>22024344 Honestly, who really cares? Mami isn't even that interesting.
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>>22024428 mami is the most skilled least faggotry champ according to every chart that has ever been posted
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>>22024447 >most skilled please be joking
>least faggotry I can agree
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>>22024447 >most skilled hahahano.
>least faggotry he/she can get pretty annoying
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chimp is kill new chimp when
jimml !!0cGjedNdnst
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i can play some games
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ebin burde (Pidgeot) @ Pidgeotite Ability: Big Pecks EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe Timid Nature - Hurricane - Heat Wave - Roost - Whirlwind
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>>22024533 >>22024540 you have good taste fellow dogars anons
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>>22024571 D O G A R S
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Wow, can't connect to anything on phone right now sorry about the stroke, good luck whoever took over for my stroke
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>>22024603 No problem man, and hey,
happy memes man. Anonymous
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>>22024603 Because you didn't believe in snips hard enough champ, you have to believe.
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>>22024632 Haha joking man, I know all about dem memes man, it's ok man.
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jimml !!0cGjedNdnst
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>>22024696 >>22024707 The new happy meals is so spooky, what were they thinking?
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>>22024707 holy fuck that is creepy
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I-it's not like it's h-hard because of your guys or a-anything
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Zarel's shitting on his router y/n
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>>22025374 >i love you you Anonymous
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A cleric with no moves that deal damage at all, including poison, confusion etc. All it can do is heal itself and your other Pokémon.
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Mega-Sableye -mean look -calm mind -recover -Dark pulse
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if jimml: protect only spewpa named "jimml pls go" if anyone else: specs galvantula with thunder/buzz/hp-ice/energyball
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boo boo keys if AG Pangoro is anything else
jimml !!0cGjedNdnst
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Liepard @ Leftovers Ability: Prankster EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature - Encore - Substitute - Assist - Psych Up
Strokemeister !RqSmZ8zlE.
me next fags, going to AG if not, killallnerds.exe
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Rawk Hawk again. Every time it comes out Jimml can only type in the chat in spanish.
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Nice smeargle m8 (Whimsicott) @ Leftovers Ability: Prankster EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 Spe Timid Nature - Taunt - Substitute - Moonblast - Leech Seed
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level 50 focus sash pinsir with guillotine
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>>22025719 we've never run torterra have we?
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>>22025718 >>22025719 COME ON IT'S THE SAME SECOND
MOOOOT
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>>22025719 Still this guy.
>>22025720 Rayquayquay counter inc
>>22025721 Deleting all the nerds
>>22025722 Ole
>>22025723 Ditto
>>22025728 Hey Smeargle is nice.
>>22025729 Shit
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Meaningless Tripfag !xaGpG4tGis
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>>22025693 >>22025719 gj being a fagtron jimml
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Meaningless Tripfag !!Xvh9keseM8N
>>22025756 AG=dupes allowed
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>>22025729 cancer
nice 0% hitrate
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>>22025756 You can have unlimited dittos anon
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>>22025778 >>22025788 I always forget about species clause, I'm sorry.
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AG at its finest
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>>22026071 yfw showderp is no in top 500
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>>22026080 AG is showderps tier
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Based chimp, there was an only 1.02% chance of hitting 5 of 6 sheer colds (if the levels where the same I did not check)
jimml !!0cGjedNdnst
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If this post ends in an even number, RAWK HAWK again. If this post ends in an odd number, RAWK HAWK again. If this post ends in dubs, RAWK HAWK again. If this post ends in trips, RAWK HAWK again.
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Qwilfish with weakness policy and explosion as it's only move
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Mega Aerodactyl
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>>22026186 or heart swap manaphy
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>>22026186 this definitely means megaraycray
fuck mega aerodactyl
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>>http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-189138181 Such a fucking shame I wasn't around to see this happen. Sweet tits, absolutely REKT.
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new champ pls lol
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>>22027101 where's the 'youre a faggot' option
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The votes are in! The Impeachment Party won 10-9. I guess that's it, Valariel! Now fuck off! New champ!
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BALT-F4 the eviolite baltoy
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>>22027138 It's 10/10 now, fagmon. You're really butthurt about champ not calling new team. What epic mememom did you want him to use?
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ebin cade
>>22027202 >trying to get your vote in after its already been counted nah
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>>22027220 >counts in now cause no jumped higher finally fuck off
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>Leave showderp for a couple hours >Come back to a massive clusterfuck Everytime. Never change, showderp.
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>>22027244 Literally one person can make it seem like a clusterfuck. The thread has no purpose other than champs and teams, who cares about the piles of shit in between.
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Val is champ Strawpoll doesn't count for shit New team feg off
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>>22027262 >he couldn't even guess the trip password lel c'mon fagmon
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Oh right, I'm supposed to be champing. Sorry guys, I have to take a huge shit then measure it so I can get a dildo custom made. I heard that's the best way of telling how big a cock you can take. New champ, I guess.
dick !neAe92srE6
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>champ tries to be good and entertaining >realizes he's boring shit >resorts to ironic shitposting and pretending to be retarded for damage control Every time.
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>>22027337 Aw fuck, short term memory loss. I forgot I called new champ, since I'm measuring shit for my artificial cock. New champ please.
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Blood Totem 2.0 (Sigilyph) @ Weakness Policy Ability: Magic Guard EVs: 252 HP / 124 Def / 132 SpD Calm Nature - Cosmic Power - Roost - Stored Power - Miracle Eye
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>>22027367 Clitical Waifu (Scyther) (f)
Timid @ Eviolite
Steadfast
252 HP / 252 Spd / 4 SpD
Substitute
Focus Energy
Baton Pass
Roost
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cottonee named grasshole
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