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Man Trades Pokemon !PoKEmON.qI Thu 04 Dec 2014 02:16:22 No.22026383 View View Reply Original Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ0CS8Js2H4
gib me the story behind this.

reshhhahraaame

Also pokemon cringe general

Man Trades Pokemon !PoKEmON.qI

Man Trades Pokemon !PoKEmON.qI Thu 04 Dec 2014 02:18:36 No.22026404 Report

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bamp

Man Trades Pokemon !PoKEmON.qI

Man Trades Pokemon !PoKEmON.qI Thu 04 Dec 2014 02:23:54 No.22026481 Report

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pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Dec 2014 02:27:35 No.22026537 Report

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>>22026481

justinrpg is a weird fucking autist who wants to fuck Pokemon. Basically, he's /vp/. The only saving grace of this board is that we at least possess some self-awareness. Also, I don't think anyone on this board wants to eat Moltres's shit.

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Man Trades Pokemon !PoKEmON.qI Thu 04 Dec 2014 02:34:28 No.22026640 Report

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is he our god?

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Anonymous Thu 04 Dec 2014 02:35:35 No.22026654 Report

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Anonymous Thu 04 Dec 2014 02:37:47 No.22026678 Report

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what the fuck did i just listen to???

bump for back story please.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Dec 2014 02:38:59 No.22026697 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Dec 2014 02:40:01 No.22026712 Report

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>>22026697

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Man Trades Pokemon !PoKEmON.qI Thu 04 Dec 2014 02:40:47 No.22026721 Report

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at first i thought this was a joke.

but it isn't. there is lots of it. link related:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eK0JVH4Cfk

pic related for general pokemon cringe.

>this music
>stuck in lugia's stomach

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Anonymous Thu 04 Dec 2014 02:41:03 No.22026727 Report

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>>22026712

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Anonymous Thu 04 Dec 2014 02:42:05 No.22026736 Report

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>>22026727

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Anonymous Thu 04 Dec 2014 02:43:57 No.22026760 Report

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>>22026727
Top kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Dec 2014 02:44:36 No.22026765 Report

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>>22026678
>Not knowing JustinRPG
>Being this new

Christ anon.

JustinRPG !!zEqqpbYZvJ2

JustinRPG !!zEqqpbYZvJ2 Thu 04 Dec 2014 02:47:45 No.22026800 Report

Quoted By: >>22026865 >>22026882 >>22026960

stop messing with me and my wife Reshiram

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Dec 2014 02:51:50 No.22026846 Report

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>>22026765
Not that guy but why I "must" know who is a random autist in the internet, that's mostly used as a inner joke.

I'm not losing anything without knowing about them. I just see their faces hanging around here from time to time, and still don't know who they are and why they are relevant. It just don't pick my interest in the least.

Man Trades Pokemon !PoKEmON.qI

Man Trades Pokemon !PoKEmON.qI Thu 04 Dec 2014 02:53:47 No.22026865 Report

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>>22026800
I am so fascinated by this JustinRPG, I cannot even explain.

Give me more

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Anonymous Thu 04 Dec 2014 02:55:10 No.22026882 Report

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>>22026800
>!!zEqqpbYZvJ2
>only one result on moe
Nice try.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Dec 2014 02:55:48 No.22026890 Report

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>>22026846
Because he's pretty much the King of Autists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Dec 2014 02:58:09 No.22026919 Report

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>>22026890
And... Why should I care about that kind of things?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Dec 2014 03:01:53 No.22026960 Report

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>>22026800
YOU ARE MY HERO GIVE ME AN AUTOGRAPH

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Dec 2014 03:03:55 No.22026983 Report

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Anyone got the link to that kid opening pokemon tcg packs and going crazy over pulling all the eeveelutions?

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Anonymous Thu 04 Dec 2014 03:06:34 No.22027005 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Dec 2014 03:07:40 No.22027018 Report

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>>22027005
>filename
He actually does look like that.

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Anonymous Thu 04 Dec 2014 03:08:56 No.22027036 Report

Quoted By: >>22027108 >>22028104

>tfw I'm a slightly popular member on aryion (vore fetish board) I know i'm a sick fuck but I keep my fetishes separate from my real life because I'm not a fucking sperg
>actually got followed by JustinRPG and that guy who made the krystal vids
>he sent me private messages for requests

he's more fucked up than anyone I know and I fap to practically anything

Man Trades Pokemon !PoKEmON.qI

Man Trades Pokemon !PoKEmON.qI Thu 04 Dec 2014 03:14:16 No.22027108 Report

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>>22027036
krystal vids?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Dec 2014 03:15:41 No.22027127 Report

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>>22027108
oh come on you must have seen them, they get posted all the time on /v/ and /vp/

Man Trades Pokemon !PoKEmON.qI

Man Trades Pokemon !PoKEmON.qI Thu 04 Dec 2014 03:16:33 No.22027139 Report

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>this is one of his fan fics.

Why would someone dare him to fuck a Moltres? Why would a Moltres want him?

WHY?

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Jenna: Hey, there Justin Coolidge, there is a horny female Moltres over there that has been itching for sexual intercourse with human, I dare you to satisfy that Moltres.
Justin: what's in it for me?
Jenna: you know that 'shiny' Corvette you've always wanted? I'll use my yesterday's casino winnings to buy it for you! You must do EVERYTHING that the Moltres wants to do sexually. It likes more than just intercourse...
Justin: Corvette!!!!! my life long dream car!!! I never been able to afford one myself! This is like my only chance like EVER to get one!!! It would be worth it, I accept your offer! I will perform sexual activities with that Moltres!!!
Jenna: you'll need this...
Narrator: Jenna gives Justin a small electronic device
Jenna: this device will covert Moltres's screeches into English speech so You can understand what Moltres wants you to do. you must not stop until Moltres says she's satisfied, and this Pokemon wants alot! good luck!
Narrator: Justin walks over to the Moltres.
Justin: hey there Moltres, my name is Justin Coolidge. I hear you want to perform sexual activites with a human?
Moltres: Screeech, yes you are correct!
Justin: I will satisify that, I will perform Sexual activities with you!!!
Moltres: screeech, Ok! I am so happy!!! but first, I would feel more comfortable to perform sexual activites at my home, Fire Island!
Justin: that is 500 miles away, how are we going to get there?
Moltres: screeech, I will trasport you, you ride my back and I will fly you to Fire Island!!
Narrator: Justin gets on Moltres's back and moltres flies up into the air, Justin rides Moltres until they reach Fire Island.

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Man Trades Pokemon !PoKEmON.qI Thu 04 Dec 2014 03:18:13 No.22027158 Report

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>>22027127
I don't live in /v/ and /vp/ like you guys. I live in two places
>Kanto region
>Earth

more cringe story:

Justin: Ok, Moltres, Lets begin! what first?
Moltres: screeech, the first is rather simple, I want to facesit you for the first 30 minutes! Narrator: Justin thinks this is a rather odd request. even though he knows Moltres wants more than just intercourse, he didn't think it would be this way out there. Justin agrees to Moltres facesitting him because doing everything Moltres wants was part of the deal, and Justin lays on the ground.
Justin: Ok, Ready Moltres!
Narrator: Moltres sits on Justin's face. Moltres's butt is against Justin's face.
Narrator: 10 minutes into Moltres facesitting Justin... Moltres has a request.
Moltres: screeech, for the rest of the 20 minutes of me facesitting you, Justin, I want you to keep licking my butt, and not just the cheeks, the butt-hole too...

Man Trades Pokemon !PoKEmON.qI

Man Trades Pokemon !PoKEmON.qI Thu 04 Dec 2014 03:19:15 No.22027171 Report

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Narrator: Justin starts licking Moltres's anus, and continues to lick Moltres's butt for the rest of the 20 minutes of Moltres facesittin him.
Moltres: screeech, time's up, time for the next sexual activity.
Narrator: Moltres gets off of Justin's face.
Justin: Next?
Moltres: screeech, next up, I want you to lick my vagina. Lick it like you love it!!
Narrator: Justin rapidly licks Moltres's vagina.
Narrator: 45 minutes later, Justin still licking Moltres's vagina.
Moltres: Screeech, Now, stick your tongue way up my vagina, as far as it will go!
Narrator: Justin sticks his tongue way up Moltres's vagina. then Moltres releases female ejaculation and quite a bit gets into Justin's Mouth
Moltres: screeech, now swallow all that cumm!
Narrator: Justin swallows Moltres's female ejaculation.
Moltres: Screeech, now for the best part, Intercourse
Justin: Ok, Moltres as you wish!
Narrator: Justin and Moltres have sexual intercourse for an hour. Moltres: screeech, I Just had an orgasm!!
Narrator: Moltres's vagina squeezes Justin's Penis, followed by a large amount of female ejaculation.
Moltres: screeech, almost done, Justin!! one last request, I will poop upon your face to end it off!!!
Narrator: Justin thinks, "another odd request, first facesitting and now poop related sexual activities, this Moltres has a few fetishes that not everybody has!!! but if I want that Corvette..."
Justin: as you wish Moltres, go ahead and poop on my face.
Moltres: screeech, here it comes!!! there is a lot in there!!!
Narrator: Moltres puts her butt close to Justin's face and poops. a lot of poop comes out onto Justin's face, enough to cover Justin's face completely.
Narrator: Justin gets up, some of Moltres's poop fall off Justin, But his face is still pretty smeared with Moltres's poop.

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Man Trades Pokemon !PoKEmON.qI Thu 04 Dec 2014 03:20:29 No.22027195 Report

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Moltres: screeech, no time to clean your self up, I will take you back home.
Narrator: Justin rides Moltres back home.
Jenna: I see you're back, Justin!!
Jenna: what happened to your face?
Justin: you don't wanna know!!!!
Jenna: Hey Moltres!! did Justin do everything you say?
Moltres: screeech!! yes, he did! no questions asked! no arguing back either!! It was perfect!! he obeyed EVERY command!!
Moltres: screeech, I thought I would NEVER get to do any of these things with a human!! Thank You so much Justin!!! you made me the happiest Pokemon in the world!!!
Justin: you should than Jenna here!!!
Jenna: Let's go get that Corvette I promised!!!
Narrator: Jenna & Justin go to the car dealership, Justin Picks out a '92 Corvette Convertable and Jenna Pays for it as she promised!!
Justin: AT LAST!!!! my very own Corvette!!!! I had to have sexual relations with a Moltres, but at least I have a Corvette!!!
THE END!!!

>vroom vroom

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Dec 2014 03:23:38 No.22027240 Report

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>>22027158
>mentions the Kanto region only
>but all of Earth Prime

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Dec 2014 03:42:02 No.22027441 Report

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>>22027158
>mentions only the Kanto region
>but all of Earth Prime
This is true cringe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Dec 2014 03:45:38 No.22027489 Report

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>>22027158
>impling birds have buttcheeks

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Dec 2014 03:50:34 No.22027573 Report

Quoted By: >>22028104

It's not even the gross shit that he's into, but the way he approaches his weird ass fetishes. Like he only describes the bare minimum of the actual fetish, and will then go on about something totally unrelated.

But I am genuinely curious as to why autistic people have such bizarre fetishes. Is there a psychological reason or is it environmental?

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Anonymous Thu 04 Dec 2014 04:30:42 No.22028104 Report

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>>22027573
The really cringy part of all of it is not really the story itself. It's the fact that he revealed his true personality and name, like he's actually proud of his fetish.
>>22027036
Yeah, I'm into the same shit, not a problem if you keep it apart from your "real" self, I think...

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