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Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:27:57 No.22069263 View View Reply Original Report

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>trade with /vp/ for weeks
>All these fucking mays/serenas

There is NO way that all these people have been actual girls.

Why are you playing as a girl? Are you gay or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:29:55 No.22069291 Report

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>>22069263
Oh god I never noticed her legs in this art. Standing like that hurts. Lrn2 anatomy, Sugi.

Why would gays have any interest in playing as a girl?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:32:12 No.22069319 Report

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God did not bestow me with a feminine body in real life so let me live a virtual reality as a girl.

Why does it bother you what choices I make in life?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:33:11 No.22069340 Report

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>>22069263
I've always wanted to be a girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:33:39 No.22069347 Report

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she is my wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:34:40 No.22069357 Report

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>>22069347
>wife
is this your first visit here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:35:05 No.22069364 Report

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>>22069291
Sugimori's not the main artist anymore. It's some dude named Ohmura.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:35:17 No.22069371 Report

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>>22069263
>Caring

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:35:56 No.22069374 Report

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>implying it actually matters

Do you intend to make a meet n fuck flash based on young girls you meet while trading pokemon or something?

You never actually meet these people, so why does it matter?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:37:12 No.22069393 Report

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>>22069263
And that's a problem why again? Or you're trying to score a grill on trades to shout out flirt while keeping your masculinity intact?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:37:24 No.22069396 Report

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>>22069263
OP the waifu thing is really just one big overblown meme that some believe actually in unironically. Like, they see them as their wives or something like that but it was just basic mockery. Although it is rooted in truth somewhat because of those people in japan who marry fictional characters.

When someone says that a character is their waifu, what they really mean is that "this character is attractive and I like them" in most cases.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:38:44 No.22069410 Report

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>>22069263
I simply like the design better. Brendan's okay, but May a qt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:40:18 No.22069428 Report

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>>22069263
Because i can't be a little girl IRL so i like to be one in videogames

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:40:44 No.22069436 Report

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>>22069340
no you don't

you're not thinking of the monthly cramps, the tampons/pads, giving birth, life approaching and after menopause

girls get the short end of the stick

you only fantasize to be one since that's just a confusing side-effect from the lust. Get a better delusion like being boring with an adorable twin sister who loves you very much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:43:25 No.22069464 Report

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>>22069436
i'd rather rub than tug

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:44:13 No.22069472 Report

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>>22069364
Ah, okay.
lrn2 anatomy ohmura

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:45:10 No.22069484 Report

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>>22069340
You know that girls live past 25 right? And it ain't pretty.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:45:14 No.22069486 Report

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>>22069436
>mfw I don't have a little/big cute sister that loves me alot, doesn't judge me and sees me as the best brother in the world while sharing my gaming interest.

>all I got is a fat autistc whore of a sister that is worthless and doesn't give a shit about anyone.

Why live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:46:13 No.22069496 Report

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>>22069436
>implying birth isn't optional
>implying girls aren't easy mode in every category that isn't their uterus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:48:22 No.22069511 Report

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>>22069263
My character is a girl with the name set to Michael. I don't feel very creative.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:48:23 No.22069512 Report

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>>22069486
your fault for not training her right

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:48:45 No.22069516 Report

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>>22069263
>>trade with /vp/ for weeks
>all these fuckers with brown hair
There is NO way that all these people actually have brown hair.

Why are you playing as someone with a different hair color as you? Are you gay or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:50:44 No.22069538 Report

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>Have the option between looking at a girl's butt or looking at a dude's butt
>Looking at a girl's butt is somehow more gay than looking at a dude's butt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:51:23 No.22069548 Report

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>>22069496
Before 25, that's true. The world doesn't revolve around your age group.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:52:02 No.22069562 Report

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>>22069496
not unless you're born in a backwards country or are overweight, or just not that hot (thus requiring your partner actually grow to like you, and vice versa)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:52:22 No.22069564 Report

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because this forum is full of autistic faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:52:25 No.22069565 Report

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>>22069516
Please stop drinking bleach.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:53:05 No.22069572 Report

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>>22069565
it's a good antibiotic though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:53:17 No.22069579 Report

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>>22069512
I thought I did, anon...then puberty hitted like a bitch and turned into a monster ever since. Doesn't even listen to perents, thinks she owns the world and that shes top priority. She aint even 16, bitchwhore is 21

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:53:36 No.22069584 Report

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I was a girl in X because of the customization.

I'm a boy in OR.

It doesn't matter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 02:56:24 No.22069610 Report

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>>22069584
I was ass backwards. Boy in X because idk and May in Ruby because muh patterns. I go 1 boy and 1 girl and so on.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 03:03:59 No.22069689 Report

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>>22069562
>or are overweight
Entirely your own doing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 03:05:16 No.22069713 Report

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>>22069263
Because I want to.

Don't like it? Fuck off.

/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 03:05:18 No.22069715 Report

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>>22069496

They have to be at least somewhat hot and shit goes down past the age of 25 for the ones who weren't smart enough to work out or develop a personality.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 03:06:38 No.22069735 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 03:12:17 No.22069793 Report

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I hope they aren't all named May and Serena

I've encountered so many fucking Ashs it isn't even funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 03:14:33 No.22069824 Report

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>>22069579
I'm sorry to hear that anon
At least you tried, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 03:19:13 No.22069897 Report

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>>22069824
Sucks man

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 03:52:16 No.22070337 Report

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>>22069436
But women have a suicide rate 4x lower, an on average longer lifespan, and during their younger years they are outnumbered by males by a ratio of 1.05:1, meaning there's 21 young men for every 20 women. That's ok though, because 1 in those 21 men will die before there 30s, as men are generally more prone to disease and death than women, so the gender ratio will even out. The original gender ratio is actually 1.5 males to females, but a little under a third of the males die before birth, leaving a birth sex ratio of roughly 1.07:1. And then there's the matter of the higher rates of mental illness among men, the fact that we all have a hole in our body wall to allow our testicles to drop, and the fact that our testicles are extremely fragile and vulnerable.

But most importantly, we're not nearly as cute as women.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 04:03:24 No.22070499 Report

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Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 04:10:56 No.22070606 Report

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>>22069263
I played as a boy last time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 04:30:38 No.22070820 Report

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>>22069486
>wanting incest

She's probably trying to drive you away you creep.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 04:34:16 No.22070863 Report

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Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2014 04:39:29 No.22070935 Report

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>>22069263
I use Mae because it's my middle name. I've used it for every Pokémon game. I realize many will think I'm a fucktard or something to mispell the protag's name but. fuck it

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