I don't see what's everyone fucking problem with this gen starters, at least they're original.

I mean, let's take into account a bland pokemon that everyone likes like Charizard: he's just a fucking red obese lizard who spits fire and is the centerpiece of bara in the pokemon fandom, like I said, fucking bland.

How can someone like that compare to fucking Chesnaught? I mean, his name derives from fucking Dreadnaught, do you understand? DREAD, that what every other pokemon feel when they see this fucker.

Furthermore he's a fucking Martial Artist tank: oh, you're going to hit him with your physical x4 flying move? Well he doesn't give a fuck, he's going to Spiky Shield you're flying ass to oblivion withou taking any damage.

That's why all you genwunners should just deal with the fact that previous starters were shitty as fuck and that Gen VI ones are the new hotness.