>>22142939Next time your mom comes down to the basement (your bedroom) and insists you go to church/the store/the mall/charity work/doctor/drivers ed/get your diaper changed/your babysitter/a date, put your DS into sleep mode, hide it under your fat belly (or under your long greasy hair, if you're one of those twig-sized NEETs), and actually go do what she asked for once in your pitiful life.
You might find an Eon Ticket.
You might find a life.
Either way.
