>>22207991(CONT.)
Q: HOW VIABLE IS THIS POKEMON IN THE ORAS METAGAME?
A: OKAY I DO NOT KNOW WHAT ORAS MEANS BUT LET ME TELL YOU RIGHT NOW THAT THIS MEGA PYROAR IS OBSCENELY GOOD AT POKEMON FIGHTING. I KNOW THIS SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT ONE TIME I SAW IT KILL TWO POKEMONS WITH ONE ATTACK. THIS LITTLE DUDE HAD HIS NIDOKING OUT AND MY FRIEND'S MEGA PYROAR DID A FIRE SCRATCH OR WHATEVER THAT MOVE IS CALLED AND IT DIED OF COURSE BUT THEN ONE OF THE KID'S POKEBALLS GREYED OUT AND HE WAS LIKE, "WOW MY MON HAS BITTEN THE DUST TOO"
Q: SO IT IS IN UBERS?
A: BELIEVE ME THEY DID, BUT FROM WHAT I HAVE HEARD THEY GOT TOO MANY COMPLAINTS ABOUT DEHYDRATED POKEMON SO YOU CAN NOT USE HIM HERE EITHER. IN FACT, HE HAS BEEN ELEVATED TO A COMPLETELY NEW TIER IN WHICH TWO COMPETITORS DUKE IT OUT WITH SIX MEGA PYROARS EACH TO SEE WHICH MEGA PYROAR IS THE HOTTEST. (AND BY HOTTEST I MEAN TEMPERATURE HOT AND NOT ATTRACTIVE HOT I MEAN COME ON THAT IS JUST NASTY)
IF YOU HAVE ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS POKEMON, I WILL TRY MY BEST TO ANSWER THEM FOR YOU.
