Defeating Blue in Gen1
> "fuck, I lost. You're now the champion"

Defeating Lance in Gen 2
>"gg anon. You've become really stronk"

Defeating Diantha/Steven in Gen 6
>"Thank you very much, anon. This battle is literally the most amazing event in the entire history of the universe, and it has taught me the true meaning of love, friendship and pokémon.
With all the experience gathered through your journey, you've created unbreakable bonds with your pokémon. These bonds have created an unstoppable force, based on the true friendship between humans and pokémon. This is the true power of pokémon, and it has allowed you to rise as a new Champion.
Thank you again, anon. I feel so much better now, after losing to the best trainer that has ever existed."

Why pokémon champions are so cringeworthy nowadays? What went wrong, /vp?