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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 02:35:18 No.22186377 View View Reply Original Report

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This is what pokemon cards are!!!
One day your son is going to grab a knife and kill you in your sleep!
You'll never wake up! If you don't take those pokemon cards out of your house...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 02:36:00 No.22186387 Report

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The God of lies and deceit!!! Of hypnosis!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 02:37:09 No.22186404 Report

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SEX!!! If you put this card upside down, you can see the penis inside the woman's vagina.
THIS IS POKEMON, A CHILD'S GAME!!!
... OR IS IT???

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 02:38:14 No.22186415 Report

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Here's Pikachu, God of reincarnation!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 02:39:20 No.22186427 Report

Quoted By: >>22186460

ORAL SEX!!!
The penis inside a fish's head!!!
ORAL SEX!!!
POKEMON!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 02:40:53 No.22186445 Report

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666!!! When you put it upside down.
The number of the devil, the number of the demon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 02:41:50 No.22186460 Report

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>>22186427
Lost.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 02:42:10 No.22186462 Report

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ONISUTUKZUME!!! This is in Japanese!
And it means... I, SATAN, YOUR LORD!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 02:42:54 No.22186467 Report

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las tarjetitas del pokimon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 02:43:55 No.22186481 Report

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DEATH. INSIDE. A BALL.
DESTRUCTION!!!

Lana [0104-0499-3702]

Lana [0104-0499-3702] Tue 16 Dec 2014 02:44:49 No.22186490 Report

Quoted By: >>22186518 >>22186531 >>22186546

Please don't tell me that this was real.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 02:45:02 No.22186495 Report

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POISON! THE SIGN OF DEATH!
This one throws poison out of his mouth and destroys it!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 02:46:15 No.22186505 Report

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THE SNAKE!!! THE DEVIL!!!
With it's mouth open to crush you!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 02:47:11 No.22186518 Report

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>>22186490
Yes, it was real. The guy did the same with Yu-Gi-Oh and other games.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 02:47:27 No.22186521 Report

Quoted By: >>22186593

Once a boy manages to catch 150 pokemon... he is finally ready to kill someone.
This is pokemon, my friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 02:48:04 No.22186531 Report

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>>22186490
It's real, he also claims that the Porygon incident was because kids were playing a Nintendo console and the devil possessed them or some shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 02:48:36 No.22186539 Report

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8/10 I shuckled

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 02:49:37 No.22186546 Report

Quoted By: >>22186619 >>22186716 >>22186824 >>22187023 >>22192264

>>22186490
yeah its real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IErgDO2n1s0

skip to 6:35

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 02:54:28 No.22186593 Report

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>>22186521
And here I am with 719 of them and my kill count is still zero.Guess I need to git gud

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 02:56:28 No.22186619 Report

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>>22186546
"The hands of two demons bringing power to the crystal in the middle, gather power to become a pokemon master"

Every fucking time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 02:59:43 No.22186655 Report

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Keep going, this never gets old.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 03:02:29 No.22186693 Report

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>>22186619
my sides are gone

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 03:03:50 No.22186716 Report

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>>22186546
hahaha, jesus christ
>esas son las tarjetas del pokimon!
>one day your kid will wake up and butcher you
>If you put jynx backwards it looks like a penis in a vagina

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 03:10:18 No.22186824 Report

Quoted By: >>22186930

>>22186546
The meaning of the names according to him are priceless
"Physic duck, he who takes your common sense away, that confuses you"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 03:18:03 No.22186930 Report

Quoted By: >>22187023

>>22186824
>"Rhyndon, tear your head apart"
>"Karraskhan, stabs you with a knife and opens you in half"
>"Haustler, confusion, of the devil"
>"Gastly, confusion ray, darkness, death"
>"Geoudud, he tackles you, sucks your blood"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 03:24:13 No.22187023 Report

Quoted By: >>22187320

>>22186546
these are the funniest pokemon meaning
>warsolts (warturtle)
protect hability
>blastol (blastoice)
protect death he head smash you ?
>caterpil (caterpie)
he eat you alive (my sides)
>metapol (metapod)
he get harder
>buterfri (butterfree)
confusion, atack , fury
widle (weedle)
poison rastalag? take a whip and hit you with it
>evans (maybe ekans)
constriction,squeeze,kill you
>nikoden (nidoran)
bite you, poison you
>nikodiro (nidorino)
a fatal poison?
>clerefal (clefairy)
a disease of ipnosis of the mind
>Zubat
the one how takes live, the thunder, the paraarano?
>pisicduck (psyduck)
the one how takes your rational sence?
>porlishick (no idea)
he hit you
>mackchop (machop)
he hits you with his guts
>tentacol (tentacool)
have barrier hes evil
>geodude
he takes your blod
>gravelack (graveler)
he trow you rocks

the others are here
>>22186930

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 03:43:51 No.22187320 Report

Quoted By: >>22188683

>>22187023
oh god knowing Spanish and watching this my sides are ded

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 06:08:56 No.22188683 Report

Quoted By: >>22191441 >>22192214 >>22192246 >>22192282

>>22187320
As someone who grew up christian when pokemon exploded and is mexican, I can tell you that this stuff actually happened and was done in seriousness. I was forced to rip all my cards and was told that pokemon was satanic. When I think about it now, the church i attended was really disturbing. If youve ever watched silent hill, that church at the end; that's kind of how my church was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 14:25:17 No.22191441 Report

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>>22188683
damn, also bump because comedy gold

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 16:21:21 No.22192214 Report

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>>22188683
I know how you feel bro, same here. I remember in Mexico these things called Tazos came in bags of chips. They had Pokémon images and kids collected and played with them. I had so many but was forced to give them all away. I also had to watch the Anime in secret along with Dragon Ball Z. Crazy times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 16:26:33 No.22192246 Report

Quoted By: >>22192282

>>22188683
Same here. My mother dug a small hole and tossed then in. Made me watch as she burned them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 16:28:26 No.22192264 Report

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>>22186546
It's way funnier when you understand spanish and get what he says. rofl

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 16:30:40 No.22192282 Report

Quoted By: >>22192358

>>22188683
>>22192246
>I was forced to rip all my cards and was told that pokemon was satanic
>My mother dug a small hole and tossed then in. Made me watch as she burned them.
Holy fucking shit. I'm glad my parents were never too religious to ruin a kid's fun because of what some asshole said on the TV or whatever.

I feel sorry for you Anons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 16:31:10 No.22192285 Report

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>>22186377
they're evil i tells ya

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 16:40:06 No.22192358 Report

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>>22192282
Its all good now. My step-daughter plays pokemon with me and she has a good amount of cards of her own. She'll never go through what I did

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