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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:08:28 No.22193584 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>22193614 >>22193633 >>22193640 >>22193672 >>22193742

Let's talk about Pokedex entries for a second.
>Magcargo's body temperature is approximately 18,000 degrees F. Water is vaporized on contact. If this Pokémon is caught in the rain, the raindrops instantly turn into steam, cloaking the area in a thick fog. (Sapphire)

What. The. Fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:11:26 No.22193614 Report

Quoted By: >>22193625 >>22193633 >>22193657 >>22193662

>>22193584
Unrealistically over the top because a ten year old wrote it

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:12:31 No.22193625 Report

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>>22193614
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:12:34 No.22193626 Report

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Add this to all of the various ice types that are supposed to be impervious to heat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:13:15 No.22193633 Report

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>>22193584
Are there more of these funny pokemon fact pics?

>>22193614
this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:13:44 No.22193640 Report

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>>22193584
The funniest part is that it's 4x weak against water

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:14:58 No.22193657 Report

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>>22193614
Gardevoir can create black holes, Machamp can punch mountains into space with his ease, and Lugia supposedly creates 40 day storms every single time he flaps his wings. Just a reminder that every time you use Lugia in battle, you are potentially killing everyone for miles on end.

But seriously, even as a 10 year old, I thought this shit was stupid.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:15:41 No.22193662 Report

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>>22193614
Lol, the player character doesn't write Pokedex entries, it's a legit official in-world encyclopedia.

It's more of Game Freak not giving a shit about logic.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:16:47 No.22193671 Report

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>>22193633

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:16:47 No.22193672 Report

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>>22193584
Mega Magcargo with water immunity ability when

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:18:54 No.22193689 Report

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>If it is attacked, Cascoon remains motionless however badly it may be hurt. It does so because if it were to move, its body would be weak upon evolution. This Pokémon will also not forget the pain it endured.
Holy shit.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:19:47 No.22193696 Report

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>>22193662
He means the actual employee(s) in charge of writing these entries have the mentality of a ten year old.

>Lol

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:22:13 No.22193725 Report

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>Fahrenheit

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:22:57 No.22193733 Report

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Crazy world, huh?

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:24:08 No.22193742 Report

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>>22193584
Desolate Land Mega Magcargo in 5...4...3...2...

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:25:43 No.22193755 Report

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>>22193657
>Lugia supposedly creates 40 day storms

DEEPEST LORE

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:26:02 No.22193758 Report

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I don't get what's wrong with that, you can probably reach higher temperatures with your oven.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:29:34 No.22193788 Report

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>>22193633

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:30:57 No.22193800 Report

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>>22193733
Actually, if a trainer bonds with a fire pokemon, it can't be hurt by its fires if a pokemon doesn't want the trainer to get hurt

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:31:54 No.22193811 Report

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>>22193733
It's simple. Magcargo turns off its heat so people don't get burned. It's like how Rapidash and Ponyta can be ridden.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:35:40 No.22193848 Report

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>>22193811
>>22193800
That doesn't explain how something twice as hot as the sun doesn't boil everyone on the planet alive.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:38:08 No.22193870 Report

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>>22193848
toonforce physics

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:38:35 No.22193876 Report

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>>22193758
Please leave and never come back.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:39:48 No.22193890 Report

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>>22193733
Didn't the anime pull some bull shit where if a fire type likes its trainer it wont burn them?

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:40:19 No.22193898 Report

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>>22193848
This!
You're talking about water being vaporized?
Try goddamn rock.
If these things existed they would isntantly melt down to the center of the planet. Not to mention the fact that everything around them would burst into goddamn flames or be incenerated instantly!

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:40:34 No.22193900 Report

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>>22193640

funny and sad

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:45:18 No.22193943 Report

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>>22193898
>!

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:47:24 No.22193960 Report

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>>22193900
Rock type truly is a curse that ruins everything it touches.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:48:39 No.22193970 Report

Quoted By: >>22194017

It's pokémon, they have different physiscs.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:49:38 No.22193984 Report

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>>22193788
Actually, I'll give them the Raticate one, since naked mole rats can and often do chew through concrete.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:52:16 No.22194017 Report

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>>22193970
...how different?
Their world is very similar to our own in a whole host of ways. It's based off of ours in many ways too. Someone post that goddamn Masuda interview that says such.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:58:03 No.22194077 Report

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>>22193960

Rock type is fine if you have high attack and speed but not if you are a slow tank.

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