Think of 10 pokemon. Yeah that's right, 10 fucking pokemon. I advise you write them down on a piece of paper or something so you won't forget; you should also number them from 1 to 10. Oh, and also no megas.

Ready?
Here it goes.

The first pokemon's highest stat will become your HP stat. The second's highest stat will be your attack stat. Keep going with this pattern (3rd for def, 4th for sp.atk, etc.) until you get your complete stat spread.

The ability (or abilities) you will get will be the same as the 7th pokemon you picked.

Your typing will be the same as the 8th pokemon you picked.

Your entire movepool, counting the level up moves, egg moves, TMs/HMs, event moves, and tutor moves will be the same as both the 9th and 10th pokemon you chose, so pick any four moves from both of those mons' movepool.

If your post ends in dubs, you may come up with a mega evolution for yourself.

Lets see just how broken you bastards really are.