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>>22249064
>>22249069
Hey, fuck you. There are far worse starters, and starter evolutions.

>It's a crocodile! And a caveman! Look how clever we are!

Feraligatr is even worse. Gangly as fuck, there is no way that thing would be agile enough to take on a Typhlosion in real life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 01:33:49 No.22249366 Report

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Seel.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 01:34:58 No.22249373 Report

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>>22249090
Delphox is garbage, fuckwit.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 01:36:43 No.22249384 Report

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>>22249364
>Totodile line = bad design.
Holy fuck, someone's a bit salty about getting their ass kicked by Feraligatr when they were younger.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 01:36:53 No.22249386 Report

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>>22249002
>no dive or safari ball
pic is shit

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 01:37:13 No.22249389 Report

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Keldeo

No contest

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 01:38:28 No.22249402 Report

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>>22249389
>>Reddit
You're bait bellongs thear.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 01:41:44 No.22249437 Report

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>>22249402
How is that bait? I've hated Keldeo since i first saw him and watching that movie he was in one night on Netflix only solidified that. He's the reason I held off even longer from ever playing gen 5

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 01:43:42 No.22249450 Report

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>>22249437
Have you not looked at Stantler? Tell me how Stantler, a NORMAL type, beats having Keldeo Resolute, WATER/FIGHTING. Stantler is a waste of a pokemon. I have never seen it competitively used.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 01:45:44 No.22249474 Report

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Pyroar and 40% percent of XY Dex

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 01:46:24 No.22249486 Report

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>>22249450
Did you forget this thread was about design?

Keldeo looks like some horrible inbred creation out of the demented mind of some mlp who wrote pokemon crossovers. I've seen fakemon I've hated that look better than it

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 01:47:25 No.22249497 Report

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>>22249474
>40% percent

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 01:48:38 No.22249510 Report

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>>22249354
fuk u klink line is the shit

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 01:49:27 No.22249517 Report

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Landorus

/thread

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 01:49:48 No.22249524 Report

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>>22249486
>implying design does not include stats
At least Keldeo looks better than pic related. Do you like having a deer with a swollen ass on your team that can not even OHKO a bidoof for gods sake?

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 01:50:19 No.22249530 Report

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That keychain thing in X/Y and Keckleon.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 01:53:21 No.22249566 Report

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>>22249524
No, we're not talking stats as part of design.

And Keldeo is still far worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 01:53:44 No.22249570 Report

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>>22249064
Agreed, Delphox is just furry-pandering.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:01:55 No.22249647 Report

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>>22249510
yeah, klink line is a huge shit
thanks for agreeing with me anon

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:08:07 No.22249703 Report

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About a third of Gen V

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:12:47 No.22249774 Report

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>>22249524
That's not a design problem, that's an artwork problem.

But then again you think stats are a part of design.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:16:22 No.22249825 Report

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>>22249364
>Hating on Totodile line

Fight me, faggot

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:17:48 No.22249840 Report

Quoted By: >>22249886 >>22250034 >>22250061

Cobalion and Delphox

But Cobalion especially. It's Delphox's completely irredeemable 3D model that ruins it for me.

Cobalion is just bad.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:20:18 No.22249871 Report

Quoted By: >>22249893 >>22249927

Maybe it's because I got tired of seeing them all the time from trying to steal eggs off of them but I fucking hate these faggots.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:22:31 No.22249886 Report

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>>22249840

You have terrible taste. Cobalion is the least terrible of his group. He's not a great pokemon by any stretch but he really looks pretty good when he's standing next to the shitty green cell phone company

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:22:49 No.22249893 Report

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>>22249871
psst

Protect.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:25:39 No.22249924 Report

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>>22249384
Not really. I just remember thinking Totodile's line looked ridiculous, so I picked something else.

Are you going to say I'm bitter about Swampert too? Because I picked Treecko in Sapphire. Double advantage. IMO Blaziken was the best though, picked in Emerald for shits 'n' giggles and was wowed by its versatility.

If I was going to be bitter about past losses, it'd be my Kyogre losing to Groudon due to Solarbeam. That's cheaty as fuck.
>>22249825
I'll fight you. With my Wartortle.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:25:44 No.22249927 Report

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>>22249871

Forever a bro for me after he walled Primal Groudon dead in its tracks.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:27:13 No.22249942 Report

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>>22249364

man fuck you

caveman crocodile was the best thing ever. I really wanted Feraligatr to keep the caveman design.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:28:48 No.22249962 Report

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Diancie

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:30:13 No.22249977 Report

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>>22249886
>Cobalion is the least terrible of his group.
[Audible kek]

Terrakion has a consistent, very apparent bruiser aesthetic to it while Virizion has streamlined, backward swooping element carried through the whole design. There was a clear direction for both of them.

Cobalion just a jumble. I think they tried to make it the most 'musketeer' looking of the group but they ended up with some sort of cyan horse with space shoes and legs that bend really awkwardly. The whole thing falls apart from the neck down.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:32:47 No.22250000 Report

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>>22249474

Adachi go back to your cell

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:33:05 No.22250007 Report

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For all the designs I don't care for, Beartic is the only one I find to be truly repulsive. It has this weird angular head that just sorta cuts off at the top, like someone gave it a buzz cut. The hind paws are fuzzy cylinders that look like it's actual paws have been amputated. And then it has a patch of unnecessary crotch fur that just looks awkward and uncomfortable.

I don't know maybe I have some sort of vendetta against polar bears. I can look past shit like Delphox, Keldeo, and Stantler and dismiss them as "meh." But Beartic? No, just fucking awful.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:34:33 No.22250017 Report

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>>22249002
Charizard, its design is so overrated and ugly.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:36:33 No.22250034 Report

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>>22249840
I came to the conclusion long ago that no mon is as repulsive as cobalion.

Autism: the pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:39:47 No.22250061 Report

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>>22249840
Agree with this completely. Absolutely hideous.

Also delphox and chesnaught.. They just look poorly designed.
Honorable mentions go to: jynx, Darmanitan, Emboar, all of the genies, barbaracle and reshiram.

ANd fuck you malamar. I wanted a squid pokemon for so long, I finally get one and it looks like shit.

>>22249364
Croconaw looks cool. Not the best looking starter but way better looking than that sill fox bitch thing.

>>22249524
Stantler may be completely worthless, but it looks alright. Nice and simple.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:40:34 No.22250073 Report

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Pelipper. It looks like a toilet and it uses protect all the time.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:40:38 No.22250075 Report

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>>22250061
Holy shit, your taste is garbage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:42:11 No.22250088 Report

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>>22249486
>I hate Keldeo because it looks like an MLP character
truly worse than hitler. that's a bad reason to hate a Pokemon.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:46:29 No.22250129 Report

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This.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:47:30 No.22250135 Report

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>>22249329
But that's wrong, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:48:21 No.22250140 Report

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>>22250129
>yfw its eyes arent actually closed and it just doesnt have any pupils

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:50:33 No.22250167 Report

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>>22249886
>his
>he

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:52:53 No.22250192 Report

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>>22250140
it has white pupils anon, see the pic again.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:53:39 No.22250201 Report

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VOTE VOTE VOTE!!

>http://strawpoll.me/3219510/

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:54:08 No.22250207 Report

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>>22250061
>likes Croconaw and Stantler
>dislikes Emboar, Barbaracle, Chesnaught and motherfucking Darmanitan
>most importantly, dislikes RESHIRAM, whose only problem is not shaving his balls
You're officially a pleb and I don't like you.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:55:12 No.22250223 Report

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>>22250201
>Next to none of the pokemon actually mentioned in this thread

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:55:50 No.22250230 Report

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I remember participating on some long polls /vp/ did a while back to discover the most disliked Pokémon ever as well as the least disliked one. Does anyone remember what the final results where?

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:56:01 No.22250234 Report

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>>22250201
>no Landorus

I remember this poll from yesterday, you said "I don't let legendaries on" followed by "Hoopa is on because it's so bad"

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:57:12 No.22250257 Report

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>>22250223
stop having shit taste then, duh :)

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 02:58:03 No.22250269 Report

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>>22250230
The least disliked one was Anorith

I'd probably just call that a "most forgotten" poll instead since obviously the most popular ones were crossed off very fast

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 03:00:47 No.22250306 Report

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>>22250201
>stantler most hated
you guys have horrid taste.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 03:01:03 No.22250308 Report

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>>22250269
No, that was another thing, with the huge pic and the 'mons getting deleted by each post. I'm talking about polls that had like batches of pokemon and you had to pick between 3 or 5 answers, I can't remember, that went from a very positive to very negative answer, then the results were a percentage for each pokémon based on the amount of those answers.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 03:30:50 No.22250573 Report

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>>22250007
I never noticed how bad it is until this post

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 03:42:38 No.22250645 Report

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>>22250573
Same here.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 03:47:03 No.22250677 Report

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>>22250061
I completely agree

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 04:23:43 No.22251033 Report

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How did you guys manage to keep this thread going this long without Trubbish?

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 04:26:06 No.22251055 Report

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>>22249002
Rock with arms, probably.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 04:26:13 No.22251058 Report

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>>22251033
Because it's not Landorus, duh

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 05:17:21 No.22251521 Report

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The Tumburr line. Jesus fucking christ, Conkledurr looks so fucking awful.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 05:26:39 No.22251593 Report

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>>22251521
For as good as gen 5 was it introduced so many shitty looking pokemon like this, the genies, Cobalion, and Watchog

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 05:35:46 No.22251657 Report

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>>22251521
>any pokemon that has an item constantly attached to it
>any pokemon that appears to wear clothes

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 05:36:31 No.22251661 Report

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>>22251593
both gen 5 and 6 should be shot

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 05:37:13 No.22251673 Report

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I just wish they'd stop making new, the pain is too much, sometimes I think I'm going through Final Fantasy monsters instead of pokèmons, make them stop.
They should just focus on new legendaries couples and that's it.

GigaTitan !t9qMQzMlPo

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GigaTitan !t9qMQzMlPo Sun 21 Dec 2014 05:40:23 No.22251700 Report

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>>22249364
>caveman
>CAVEMAN
HOLY SHIT ITS ARMALDO ALL OVER AGAIN

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 05:41:23 No.22251706 Report

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>>22251661
Gen 6 had some great ones. Gen 5 did too, but they'd very often shoot themselves in the foot.

For instance, Herdier was great, but Stoutland (while living up to its name by sheer badassery) has those idiotic moustaches they'd easily trip over.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 05:42:31 No.22251717 Report

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>>22251521
>Timburr
>Hurrdurr
>Conkleherpadurpadurr

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 05:47:07 No.22251758 Report

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>>22249364
Good thing he's in there.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Dec 2014 05:56:46 No.22251843 Report

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>most of the most commonly used pokemon are the ones with the worst designs

I bet GF could make a pokemon that's a literal piece of shit but you bet your ass people would be all over it if it had 600BST

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