>>22280943Let's see if I can redeem it for you guys.
>Those fucking ugly veins, disgustingEver wonder what those stripes are on Machoke's biceps? That motherfucker's muscles are so stronk they're splitting its skin. I'd even wager that the power restraint belt is to stop it from damaging itself further and exploding out of its skin entirely. Veins don't seem quite so bad now.
>It has a fucking lumpy afro, what a fagEver picked up a steel beam? Shit's heavy. Those are all lumps from it learning how to use its girder and dropping it on its head. That determined motherfucker toughed it out and got gud. You've gotta respect that dedication, that's some intense shit.
>What the fuck, that nose is retardedDropping a girder on your face and breaking your own nose repeatedly will do that. You know who else was disfigured, ugly, and worked with metal? Holy fuck, it's Hephaestus. The Greek God of metalworking and badassery. That motherfucker bagged Aphrodite, the goddess of love herself. Imagine all the bitches Gurdurr pulls with his ugly badass self.
Hell yeah Gurdurr.
