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>There was once a time, over twenty-thousand years ago, when the first human was born. He was called Adam and he never sinned. Or at least, at first. Not soon after, the first female was born. Her name was Eve, and she didn't sin at first either. Then, a snake tempted them to eat an apple, one that God told them NOT to eat. At first, they didn't listen, but then he persuaded the two. He used many tactics until they finally agreed. This created what is now called "First Sin." Not much sooner did Cain, one of Adam and Eve's first two boys, kill his brother, Abel. Many generations of sinners lived through the world until, one day, a child named Noah was born. Noah didn't sin and he devoted his life to God, and God alone. God warned Noah of a storm that would last forty days. Then, Noah built an ark for his family and himself. He also kept two of every animal for survival purposes, and for breeding purposes. After this, many children were born for over twenty centuries. On one day, an angel named Joseph was sent down to a virgin Jew named Mary. He told her she would be pregnant with a boy, whom she would name Jesus, and would be the Son of God. Jesus soon sacrificed himself for the good of all of humanity. Many years later, a descendant of this man was born. That boy was named Lucas. That boy is me.
When I was two years old, a nuclear war happened. I don't know all the details, but it was an attack from Russia. The world was in a near-apocalyptic state, and humans needed to repopulate the Earth. America knew what to do- make a bomb shelter. This would allow repopulation and safety. For thirteen years, the entirety of America stayed in the shelter. As soon as we were out, we found many strange creatures that seemed to be mutated animals. Over six hundred-
I couldn't keep reading it. I never knew Jesus lived in the pokemon world though, neato
