Metagross is the best FUCKING pokemon ever. It is a psychic robot spider with a giant x on its face that stands for Xtra badass and it punches you with meteor mash potatoes unill you die and it also has STAB cos it will stab your nan to death because it is bad as peaches and you just with you were that cool and when you give it a mega stone which is just a lame rock it goes like "funk this shit" and turns into the FUCKING starship enterprise to screw your mum and your day up. METAGROSS IS THE FUCKING TITS!
