>>22364416>Here she comes.Why don't you go make sure we have enough tea and coffee stocked. I think I just saw the girl with the Slakoth clear the shelf.
>(Uuuuuugh... Fine)>You make sure your Gardevoir is gone before you turn your attention to the woman, who is currently going through the candy near the register.Uh, hey? You uh, ready to check out?
>The women gives your a smile.>"Yeah, sorry, just trying to kill some time before I have to go to work."Ah alright.
>As usual she places some gum, a few candy bars and a receipt for a hot sandwich and a coffee from the deli, run by your Bisharp.>You know your Gardevoir is staring daggers at the both of you from distance, so you make a point of ringing her up as quickly as possible.>"So...">Here is come.>"Are you, doing anything today?"Ah, no, just the usual, probably going to close shop early toda-
>Oh fuck why did you say that...>"Oh! Well um... If that's the case then, maybe we can go on that tour?"Ahahaha- Well you see I-yahahahahaha....
>You lose all feeling in your head and mouth as a warm snsation fill your entire body.AaaaaaaaaaaaaaIIIII like males!
>Oh no.>"Oh! Er- p-pardon?"YES!! Yaaayes I like human males and their penises and anuses!! I like their genitals aaaaaaalot!! Not human females! But human males!! I liiiike their penises near and around my face!!
>"O-oh... I- I had no idea..."Of course human female! I am the most homosexual of homosexual males! Now your products are a sum total of 3,000 P.d.!!
>The girl doesn't say a single word as she hands you your money and leaves as quickly as the numbness leaves your face.>Oh holy fuck what just happened.>(Master!) 
