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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 17:59:03 No.22353795 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>22354172 >>22354230 >>22354245 >>22354357 >>22355309

>5′3″ (1.60m)
Jesus Christ...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:01:47 No.22353828 Report

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>3′11"
really? are they even learning?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:03:12 No.22353838 Report

Quoted By: >>22354182

what a fucking manlet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:07:39 No.22353870 Report

Quoted By: >>22354358 >>22355159

8' 10"
The only mon larger than this, that are not snakes and legendaries, is Golurk, and tied with Aurorus

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:37:47 No.22354172 Report

Quoted By: >>22354187 >>22354224

>>22353795
>Pocket Monsters

Pokemon were never these big-as-all-shit behemoths you want them to be. I don't see the problem. They fight each other, not against grown men.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:39:14 No.22354182 Report

Quoted By: >>22354224

>>22353838
>manlet
You guys are retarded. I guess my dog and my fish are "manlets" too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:39:38 No.22354185 Report

Quoted By: >>22354194

>5'7"
why

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:39:49 No.22354187 Report

Quoted By: >>22354194 >>22354290

>>22354172
Are you retarded? They're called "Pocket" monsters because you catch them with pokeballs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:41:03 No.22354194 Report

Quoted By: >>22354224 >>22354266

>>22354187
And they were never intended to be huge.

>>22354185
Why not?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:42:10 No.22354199 Report

Quoted By: >>22354225

I don't see anything wrong with this. Gif related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:42:54 No.22354205 Report

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Manlets, when will they learn?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:45:24 No.22354219 Report

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>7'7"
horrifying

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:45:36 No.22354224 Report

Quoted By: >>22354254 >>22354294 >>22354357 >>22354370

>>22354172
>>22354182
>>22354194
Machamps are supposed to be based on body builders and are the most humanoid pokemons. there is no reason why they are below the average human height.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:46:05 No.22354225 Report

Quoted By: >>22354254

>>22354199
Except that Charizard is about 2-3 times bigger than it is according to the games

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:46:25 No.22354230 Report

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>>22353795

Machamp is still taller than me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:46:32 No.22354233 Report

Quoted By: >>22354243 >>22354266

>not understanding since Pokemon's inception that they have always purposely been made this size
>not getting that they're supposed to be pets that battle each other and not gigantic beasts

Casuals and children.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:47:18 No.22354243 Report

Quoted By: >>22354273

>>22354233
sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:47:25 No.22354245 Report

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>>22353795
that clumsy manlet can't even hold a pencil, they'll NEVER LEARN

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:48:36 No.22354254 Report

Quoted By: >>22354294 >>22354324

>>22354225
What the fuck are you talking about? It's not taller than the trainer.

>>22354224
>there is no reason why they are below the average human height.
Uh, because they're not actually humans? Their design can be inspired by bodybuilders without literally being the exact same as a human bodybuilder.

This board is wack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:49:32 No.22354266 Report

Quoted By: >>22354289

>>22354194
>>22354233
Utterly wrong in every way.
Pokeballs are the Pocket part, plenty of genwun/2 mons are as big as they should be, these few are just hilariously small

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:50:19 No.22354273 Report

Quoted By: >>22354286

>>22354243
>posts one of maybe 2 exceptions in Gen 1.
Becoming a huge monster is the whole gimmick behind that line of Pokemon. Goes to show that when Pokemon were huge, it was a special case for that species.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:51:32 No.22354286 Report

Quoted By: >>22354299 >>22354305

>>22354273
>stop having fun
It's about Pokemon whose size are wrong you moron, not that are small
Raticate being small makes sense
Beedrill being small makes sense
Fucking Charizard being a midget is funny

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:51:41 No.22354288 Report

Quoted By: >>22354811

>excadrill is 2'04"
>aegislash is fucking six feet tall

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:51:49 No.22354289 Report

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>>22354266
>plenty of genwun/2 mons are as big as they should be
>should be
>should

And why, exactly, "should" they be any particular height? Please explain why Machamp, Charizard, Blastoise, or any other Pokemon "should" be bigger than they are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:51:53 No.22354290 Report

Quoted By: >>22354326 >>22354328

>>22354187
>They're called "Pocket" monsters because you catch them with pokeballs.
No. Regular Poké Balls are called Monster Balls in Japan so your argument is fucking retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:52:14 No.22354294 Report

Quoted By: >>22354308 >>22354336

>>22354224
>>22354254
Tropius is another example of a stupidly small pokemon.
>6′7″ (2.01m)
not even half the size of its real world counter part.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:53:04 No.22354299 Report

Quoted By: >>22354381

>>22354286
>It's about Pokemon whose size are wrong you moron

You're calling me a moron in the same breath that you're claiming fictional monsters are the "wrong" height.

Moot need to just get rid of this board already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:53:31 No.22354305 Report

Quoted By: >>22354322 >>22354340

>>22354286
>Fucking Charizard being a midget is funny

Charizard is a lizard. Lizards are usually small.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:53:40 No.22354308 Report

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>>22354294

everybody who wants giant dinosaur sized pokemon is fucking stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:54:22 No.22354322 Report

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>>22354305
Fucking Charizard is a draconian. They could be of any size, but it's not a lizard in the sense you're talking about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:54:39 No.22354324 Report

Quoted By: >>22354371

>>22354254
>It's not taller than the trainer
It's like twice his size, in case you're blind or stupid there's this thing called perspective, in the first scene it's lower down and further away, and it's still a little bigger, in the second scene it's back foot is in line with him, and lower down and it's much bigger than him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:54:52 No.22354326 Report

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>>22354290
Are you just pretending?
You catch the monster in the ball, and then you put the ball in the pocket.
That's what makes them "pocket" monsters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:55:09 No.22354328 Report

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>>22354290
Having a different name doesn't change the fact that they go into small balls and thus become pocket sized, faggot. Try again. ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:55:35 No.22354336 Report

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>>22354294
>a 7 foot tall Pokemon should be 14 fucking feet tall because it's inspired by a dinosaur
>it's "stupidly small"

Dinosaurs also didn't have leaf wings and bananas growing from their chins. Why do those things get to be different, but size bothers you so much?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:56:01 No.22354340 Report

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>>22354305
Charizard is designed off a dragon, and even becomes one in mega evolution, the fact that any manlet towers over it is funny, get over yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:57:34 No.22354357 Report

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>>22354224
>>22353795
It makes perfect sense, Machamp's the pokemon embodiment of /fit/. Why wouldn't it be a manlet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:57:38 No.22354358 Report

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>>22353870
Jesus christ how horrifying

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:58:03 No.22354364 Report

Quoted By: >>22354835

You know these facts are all very funny, someone should make a parody about this and put it on YouTube dot com

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:58:39 No.22354370 Report

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>>22354224
As many retards as there are in this thread, Tropius is pretty acceptable, I mean he's big enough to fly on at least, and being absurdly huge isn't the point of this

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:58:51 No.22354371 Report

Quoted By: >>22354394

>>22354324
Are you joking? They're 2 feet away from each other, being shown from the side.

In no universe can that be "2-3 times bigger".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 18:59:40 No.22354381 Report

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>>22354299
>Stop having fun 2: stop having fun harder
If you didn't have ADHD you'd have read why they're "wrong"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 19:00:47 No.22354394 Report

Quoted By: >>22354428

>>22354371
Alright, fair enough 2-3x is more of an exaggeration than I thought, but it still makes him like 8ft

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 19:01:59 No.22354411 Report

Quoted By: >>22355130 >>22355409

My 13 year old brother is 5'6". What the fuck.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 19:03:41 No.22354428 Report

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>>22354394
>it still makes him like 8ft
I put them on even ground for you. Are you telling me the man is over 8ft tall?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 19:43:11 No.22354811 Report

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>>22354288
Had to confirm Excadrill

my sides

One of the biggest heavy hitters in OU history is no taller than my waist

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Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 19:45:31 No.22354835 Report

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>>22354364
>Pokemon Parody

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 20:06:50 No.22355076 Report

Quoted By: >>22355089

>comparing the size to adults when the series was made for children

kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 20:08:45 No.22355089 Report

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>>22355076
>series was made for children
>IVs, EVs, abilities and other serious shit
U mad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 20:10:00 No.22355103 Report

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>fighting type pokemon
>below 1.80

kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 20:13:39 No.22355130 Report

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>>22354411
There are 13 year olds that are 7'2".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 20:16:36 No.22355159 Report

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>>22353870
He's a big guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 20:32:07 No.22355309 Report

Quoted By: >>22355328

>>22353795
Machamp Weight 286.6 lbs. 130.0 kg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ángel_Herrera_Vera
> Height 1.59 m (5 ft 3 in)
> Weight 57 kilograms (126 lb)
> Tons of medals
> Wins 255 Loss 12
So Machamp can give zero of fucks about his height.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 20:33:32 No.22355328 Report

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>>22355309
>they're both the same people
LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Dec 2014 20:39:53 No.22355409 Report

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>>22354411
Better hope he keeps growing, I stopped growing around there

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