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>tfw you get on a random single battle and the other guy has a newfag team
>Mewtwo, Charizard, Lucario, greninja, ect.
>I'm all "Fuck, this is gonna be easy."
>I toss together my noobkiller team
>Lapras special def tank, scarf imposter ditto, LOrb gengar
>letsdothisshit.jpg
>he goes straight for the mega lucario v my lapras
>chopple berry, motherfucker!
>I twoshot him with surf
>Sends out that blue tounge scarf motherfucker
>"Oh Christ, not this clowm aga- Huh?"
>bitch aint even got no protean
>kek
>hits lapras with an ice beam
>didn't even teach it good moves
>Foe' Greninja used Hydro Pump!
>Lapras's Water Asorb!
>dafuq
>thunder'd him to death
>then comes the mewtwo, oh boy
>kills my lapras. finnaly.
>I send out imposter ditto
>"I'll just supereffective him til he-"
>assclown didn't even teach it any TMs
>psychic, barrier, aura sphere, recover
>mfw
>my scarfed dittotwo moves first
>I spam psychic
>but wait
>my health is low and I'm outa PP
>I'M SCARFED. FUCKFUCKFUCK
>Foe's Mewtwo used Recover!
>ditto dies :/
>uber motherfucker oneshots my gengar

>THIS GUY WON BY BEING AN IDIOT
>mfwmfwmfw