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Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 05:47:03 No.22362124 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>22362471 >>22362497 >>22362692 >>22362711 >>22363781 >>22363824 >>22363852 >>22363891

ITT: Faggot moves that shouldn't exist

Rocksteady
Rocksteady is a crutch for bad players that exists just to allow faggot mon who don't normally stand a chance to get a free attack when they should have been BTFO.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 05:48:18 No.22362141 Report

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Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 06:14:41 No.22362471 Report

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>>22362124

what in the ever living fuck is rocksteady?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 06:16:27 No.22362497 Report

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>>22362124

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 06:17:29 No.22362513 Report

Quoted By: >>22362543 >>22362581

>>22362471
I think that he means sturdy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 06:20:20 No.22362543 Report

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>>22362513
OH

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 06:23:51 No.22362581 Report

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>>22362513
OP here, I'm sorry, yes that is exactly what I mean, fuck Sturdy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 06:34:38 No.22362684 Report

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>>22362581
>Faggot moves that shouldn't exist
>Gives an ability

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 06:35:07 No.22362692 Report

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>>22362124
Tombstony. Fuck that move.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 06:36:53 No.22362711 Report

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>>22362124
yeah man
i hate losing to faggot pokemon like regigigias sky form

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 06:37:13 No.22362716 Report

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>>22362471

This guy. Have you even seen tmnt?

CAPSLOCK

CAPSLOCK Tue 30 Dec 2014 08:44:16 No.22363781 Report

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>>22362124
>FAGGOT MOVES
>CHARIZARD USED REACH AROUND!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 08:54:59 No.22363824 Report

Quoted By: >>22366845

>>22362124
>Destiny Bond
>Any move that causes confusion status

I'll deal with poison, burn, paralysis. I'll even begrudgingly deal with sleep, though I may question your sexual orientation. I'll certainly question it in the case of infatuation, but whatever. But confusion? I lose a turn AND hurt myself off my own attack stat? GTFO

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 09:02:31 No.22363852 Report

Quoted By: >>22363880

>>22362124

Sucker punch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 09:07:38 No.22363872 Report

Quoted By: >>22363880 >>22364116

Scald. Anything else that gets posted is NOTHING compared to how much of a faggot move Scald is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 09:11:13 No.22363880 Report

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>>22363852
tamest of all priority moves
>>22363872
shit damage and not 100% chance of causing burn

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 09:13:23 No.22363891 Report

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>>22362124

>any move with 30% flinch rate that can be abused with serene grace

A big fuck you to Skymin who flinched my AV Goodra to death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 10:00:46 No.22364116 Report

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>>22363872
agreed

>>22363880
>shit damage and not 100% chance of causing burn
80 base power is not bad at all for something that burns 1 out of 3 times, especially when it's a hugely distributed move and TM. Lava Plume's the Fire-type equivalent but is much much much more rare, which makes it okay.

The base power should be dropped to 60, so that it becomes a burning Force Palm analogue if we're going to keep the 30% affliction chance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 17:21:08 No.22366845 Report

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>>22363824
>Confuse the enemy
>They never hurt themselves
>You get confused
>HERP DERP YOUR POKEMON IS RETARDED AND BASHED ITS FUCKING HEAD IN OVER AND OVER AGAINST THE WALL WITH A CRITICAL HIT!

This game fucking cheats sometimes man

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 17:30:24 No.22366963 Report

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>>22362692
The move is tombstoner, retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 17:33:34 No.22366989 Report

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>>22366845
It isn't retarded, anon. It's confused.

It really triggers my autism when people (usually facebookfags) think it's funny that confused pokemon hurt themselves. They always post dumb faggot comics like "Did you say tackle? No, I think he said 'punch myself in the face' xDDD"

It's like if you go into combat with a sword and a knife on perilous landscape while BTFO drunk and after having been spun around on a spinny chair. It's entirely reasonable that you could fall, run into something, or inadvertently hurt yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 17:35:45 No.22367013 Report

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>>22366989
I'd agree with you if the game didn't present it in such a retarded nonsensical way

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Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 17:48:39 No.22367140 Report

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>Chimcholio used Cretaceous Slap!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 19:37:48 No.22368205 Report

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>Gamefreak will never fix confusion so your attacks always work, but have a 50% chance to cause you to take 25% recoil

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