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Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:01:47 No.22367257 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>22367267 >>22367290 >>22367297 >>22367335 >>22367342 >>22367382 >>22367392 >>22367400 >>22371304

Ever wanted pick up and cuddle this adorable pokemon?
You can't.
He weighs 60 KG/132 lbs.
ITT unexpected official height/weight

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:02:32 No.22367267 Report

Quoted By: >>22367277

>>22367257
You can't lift 132lbs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:03:40 No.22367277 Report

Quoted By: >>22367361

>>22367267
>Tfw you weigh 135 pounds

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:04:36 No.22367282 Report

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>tfw the giant fire-breathing dragon is a manlet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:05:05 No.22367290 Report

Quoted By: >>22367319 >>22367320 >>22367365 >>22369563

>>22367257
why is this thing named after me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:05:48 No.22367297 Report

Quoted By: >>22367338

>>22367257
>he

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:08:26 No.22367319 Report

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>>22367290
Because your parents couldn't spell Aaron correctly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:08:31 No.22367320 Report

Quoted By: >>22367365

>>22367290
Because you have a god tier name

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:10:33 No.22367335 Report

Quoted By: >>22367352

>>22367257
Why would you cuddle something that's covered in armor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:10:45 No.22367338 Report

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>>22367297
HAS NO STYLE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:11:15 No.22367342 Report

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>>22367257
Height 2′11″ (0.89m)
Weight 100.3 lbs (45.5 kg)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:12:42 No.22367352 Report

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>>22367335
Haven't you cuddled a car?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:14:08 No.22367361 Report

Quoted By: >>22367368 >>22367442

>>22367277
>tfw I weigh 120 lbs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:14:36 No.22367364 Report

Quoted By: >>22367498

>six fucking feet tall

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:14:47 No.22367365 Report

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>>22367290
>>22367320

>all these Aarons

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:15:34 No.22367368 Report

Quoted By: >>22367381

>>22367361
Well fuck how tall are you then anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:16:24 No.22367381 Report

Quoted By: >>22367415

>>22367368
1.68m ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:16:59 No.22367382 Report

Quoted By: >>22367430 >>22371406

>>22367257
>fucking implying I can't lift 135 pounds. My gf weighs that much and I can easily pick her up to cuddle. Fuck off weakfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:18:45 No.22367392 Report

Quoted By: >>22367397

>>22367257
>not being able to lift 60kg
I'm a fucking Ursaring, m8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:20:10 No.22367397 Report

Quoted By: >>22367431

>>22367392
Speaking of, he's only 1.80m, or 5'11 in imperial.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:20:18 No.22367400 Report

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>>22367257
>OP can't lift fucking 60
Well it certainly can't sit on your head or shoulder Pikachu style, that's for certain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:21:36 No.22367415 Report

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>>22367381
Damn at least I'm 1.8 m

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:22:59 No.22367430 Report

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>>22367382
YOUR GF IS FAT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:23:07 No.22367431 Report

Quoted By: >>22367460

>>22367397
Shit. I'm a Slaking or something, then. I dont fucking know.
I'm 6'3

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:24:12 No.22367442 Report

Quoted By: >>22367475

>>22367361
>tfw 110 lbs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:26:33 No.22367460 Report

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>>22367431
So am I. Slaking is like 2m tall, though.
Pangoro and Beartic are even taller, at 2.1m and 2.6 m tall, respectively.
My family still calls me tiny ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:27:44 No.22367475 Report

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>>22367442

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:30:35 No.22367498 Report

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>>22367364
Holy shit, Aegislash is as tall as Charizard.

>Charizard is such a manlet that he can be compared to a sword height-wise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 18:56:43 No.22367743 Report

Quoted By: >>22371304

Machoke is an uber-manlet. 1.5m

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 21:22:01 No.22369563 Report

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>>22367290
Because it's not, it's named after Baynes the Spurs center

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 23:05:28 No.22371304 Report

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>>22367257
It's made of rocks and iron, what did you expect.

>>22367743
>Machoke is supposed to be tiny as hell according to pokedex.
>The Ruby/Saphire games had him taller and twice as wide as humans when you move to Hoenn.
>The anime has Machoke always taller than humans (with some exceptions, like Annibal's Machoke which was more or less the same size as him).
>The special manga has him stand more or less at human size too.

I choose to believe that's just the usual bullshit that sometimes gets written in the pokedex because it's filled by fucking kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 23:10:34 No.22371406 Report

Quoted By: >>22371511 >>22372524

>>22367382
>my gf weighs 135 pounds
Man the harpoons!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Dec 2014 23:16:32 No.22371511 Report

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>>22371406
are you retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Dec 2014 00:11:29 No.22372524 Report

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>>22371406
135 pounds is normal shitbasket

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