>>22373601In all honestly, this 'mon ins't my absolute favourite,
just one of them. I have a TON of these which i'm going to incorporate into a very special ROMhack in the near future, but i'll start with this one.
#706: Goobra
Goobra - Hydration/Sap Sipper/[Gooey]
Type: Dragon/-
90/100/70/110/150/80 = 600
Fixed - Hydration/Water Absorb/[Gooey]
Type: Dragon/Poison
110/70/90/130/150/50 = 600
NEW: Learnset
Earth Power
Giga Drain
Recover
Acid Armor
Follow Me
Mega Punch
Venoshock
Light Screen
Poison Jab
Block
Mirror Coat
Endure
Gastro Acid
Calm Mind
Work Up
Explanations: Now this is one scary fucking pseudo. With perfect stats for a special tank or wall (plus Recover which also fits thematically), this giant slug is now fit for the title. This new iteration should be as monstrously frightening defensively as Garchomp was offensively, in its prime.
For the stats, I focused on the tankish theme that GF went with; although this comes at the cost of speed and attack. However, these minuses are negligible when you possess 110/90/150 defenses, 130 base Special Attack and a monstrous move-pool to abuse it with. Speaking of which, Goo has a couple new toys to play with: most notably, a new Poison typing. This is quite self explanatory and brings nothing but benefits to the table; STAB Sludge Bomb and immunity to poisoning are just a couple to name.
This is a Pseudo done right: a powerhouse of a pokémon which produces nothing but corpses.
Side note: I'm not giving it Bulk Up. It's overpowered; plus it does not fit thematically, to the best of my knowledge. Better if left as a special tank.