>>22376634To piss you off.
See, from the day you were born, Game Freak knew they had a single purpose: make pikaclones to tick you off. Yes, YOU, Anon. They found out your hatred of small mice, as your parents were killed by them when you where just a baby. They made it their mission to create as many as they can, as they find sexual gratification to see you grind your teeth in rage every single time you see one. They jack off to it every night, pleasuring themselves to no end. Without you, there would be no Pikachu.
There would be no Pokemon.
Without you, we would not exist.
