What is the most under-appreciated Pokemon of all time and why is it Onix?

Just look at him

This is like, one of the most bad ass Pokemon of all time, and yet nobody gives a shit about the fucking based god Onix. In the anime, if somebody sends out an Onix, you know their opponent is completely and utterly fucked

Just say his name. ONIX

That's like, the coolest sounding word you can make in 4 perfect letters. What's your name? Probably something stupid like Alex or Miley, AND NOT AS FUCKING AWESOME AS ONIX

And look how big he is

We're talking about a motherfucking Godzilla-sized rock snake dragon beast, and nobody seems to give a shit. Probably because they're all communists.

WHAT AN EFFICIENT MODE OF TRANSPORTATION

Look at its head

Damn, son. That mouth is perfect for chomping up motherfuckers like you who don't own an Onix, and its horn can pierce the sky and chop motherfucking Mega-Rayquaza in half. ROCK IS SUPER EFFECTIVE AGAINST FLYING. You send out your wimpy little dragon and bam, Stone Edge. Onix wins every matchup and gets STAB from Stealth Rock. Send out you Ho-Oh against Onix? IT'S ALREADY DEAD And guess what? It's immune to electricity. That's right, your 6IV Light Ball Volt Tackle Pikachu can't save you.


So why don't you own like 40 of these BAMFs? That's right yOU COULDN'T HANDLE IT

So let's talk about Onix or something, because he is fucking awesome and you just haven't realized it.