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Anonymous Fri 09 Jan 2015 12:31:42 No.22473807 View View Reply Original Report

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"that guy " stories

>play a few matches with a friend
>karenfag playing by smogon rules
>"not fair, you're using legends" because of a Raikou of all things
>not a bad player, but I keep beating his ass

>1 week later
>trying some random stuff
>ask him for opinions on Charizard Y + Shiftry (bc defog/clorophyll/beats bisharp with fighting move)
>"shiftry sucks, use a fucking Terrakion if you want to beat Bisharp!"
>mfw no face

wish I could kill that one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jan 2015 12:35:56 No.22473826 Report

Quoted By: >>22474708

>level 100 battle only!
>team has reshiram, yvetal, and other bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jan 2015 15:31:53 No.22474662 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jan 2015 15:37:30 No.22474708 Report

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>>22473826
What's the problem with lv100?
Are you too lazy to train your Pokémon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jan 2015 15:38:02 No.22474711 Report

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Don't sure if this counts but...

>Playing a match with "that guy"
>My Zapdos vs his Starmie
>Starmie uses Psyshock it's like a 5 or 6 HKO because of bulky Zapdos and he didn't even had Life Orb or Specs
>"I call bs on your defense"
>"Hacker"
>DCs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Jan 2015 16:56:30 No.22475266 Report

Quoted By: >>22475296 >>22475324

I've posted stories about him on /b/ and /cgl/ before, those of you who browse those boards might recognize this story
>Be Metrocon 2014
>Any of you who have been to Metrocon know about how there's always impromptu battles during con where people gather around and watch
>con staff doesn't like it because people occasionally bet
>"that guy" is Jeff, a 5'6 autismo with a bowl cut/buzz cut hybrid who wears a pokemon shirt and a visor with all right kanto badges everywhere he goes but doesn't cosplay because he "thinks it's silly"
>At con, Jeff is trying to Mack on this hamplanet in a misty cosplay
>Jeff just beat a friend of mine who was cosplaying as Robin and made some shitty robin pun to try and make hamplanet misty laugh
>"Dark types and Shedinja make for the perfect team, nothing can best them"
>I'm cosplaying Reiner Braun
>"Not even the great Reiner Braun of the scout regiment can take down my titan of a team"
>I try so hard not to cringe
>Jeff has a 25$ chipotle gift card which was apparently half his food budget for con, opts to put that up instead of cash
>tell him I'll match the 25$ with cash
>my machamp makes quick work of Jeff's Absol, Weavile, Sharpedo and Krookodile
>His Honchkrow managed to take out my machamp and two of my other pokemon
>I send out my Tyranitar w/sandstorm and begin to whittle down his Honchkrow
>Jeff knows he's fucked because the minute Honchkrow goes down, Shedinja gets sent out and the sandstorm takes it down
>Exactly that happens
>Jeff begins to throw a Whitney tierwon't pony up to a cheap trickster" like me and how I needed to earn that money, but says I ltechnically" won so he tried to call it a draw
>hamplanet coaxes jeff into giving me what I'm owed
>Proceed to eat biggest burrito and chips I've ever seen
>feelsgoodman.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jan 2015 17:00:19 No.22475296 Report

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>>22475266
This better been your cheat day, son. Might want to burn off that burrito tomorrow.

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IGN Morgan FC 4811-7074-6967 Fri 09 Jan 2015 17:03:30 No.22475324 Report

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>>22475266
fuck people that make bullshit excuses how you 'cheated' in some way to worm out of a bet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jan 2015 17:28:46 No.22475494 Report

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>>22475296
I try to eat well most of the time, however at cons health risks go right the fuck in the trash, I'm not some weaboo who eats that inedible concoction known as con cereal, but I do tend to eat out more at cons and splurge on junk food as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jan 2015 17:34:18 No.22475531 Report

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>>22475494
>going to weeb cons at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jan 2015 17:58:29 No.22475747 Report

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>>22475324
I tend to build teams for singles, and a buddy of mine plays all doubles and triples and shit. First time we battled he didn't tell me this and insisted, so I was obviously handed my ass because he had a team that was made to support each other and pull shenanigans, while I had a team focused on one on one shit. He told me that he'd take me on the next week when he built himself a singles team so we'd have a fair match.

This match rolls around and he has pretty much a team of walls with hazards and one or two hard hitters. I send out my Porygon2 with eviolite and tri-attack his Bastiodon, which freezes it. For 8 turns. I switched out to Greninja right after it froze and laid two toxic spikes, then scalded the bitch to death, then proceeded to switch in Porygon2 again and just use recover as needed and Ice Beam/Thunderbolt/Tri-Attack to knock chunks off while his team died to bad poison. He called the freezing cheap, which I conceded was luck and agreed to a rematch. I still managed to lay two toxic spikes and in the end I won after outspeeding his Blaziken with Volcarona for the final kill. He calls bullshit because Blaziken had a speed boost and there's "No way Volcarona is that fast!" I just showed him the stats, pointed out that I'd EV trained it for Speed and Sp. Attack and that yes, it was that fast. He claimed I must have been hacking.

I still hang out with him and talk pokemon, but we don't battle anymore. He can't handle losing at all, and any time he does there's always an excuse for why it was a fluke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jan 2015 18:07:12 No.22475814 Report

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>>22475531
Says the guy posting in a board about pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jan 2015 18:09:52 No.22475837 Report

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>>22475814
I don't have to look at or smell people when I interact with them online.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jan 2015 18:10:21 No.22475841 Report

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>>22475747
Timid Volc with max EVs hits 328/167 speed, depending on level.
Adamant Blaziken with 0 speed IVs and max EVs hits 342/174 at +1.
Tell him his a scrub for bringing doubles shit to singles and then bitch about it.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Jan 2015 18:21:36 No.22475917 Report

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>>22475296
Get your newfag /fit/ shit out of here. Everyone knows chipolte is god tier bulk food.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Jan 2015 18:24:22 No.22475936 Report

Quoted By: >>22481874

>>22475837
I think going to cons is gay, but throwing weeaboo around on a pokemon board that hosts on a japanese imageboard is pretty cringeworthy. You don't have to like annimay to post here but look where you are.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Jan 2015 18:45:05 No.22476118 Report

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>>22475296
>mfw had chipotle burrito just last night after the gym

Fuck the /fit/ police

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Heaven 5370-0885-7510 Fri 09 Jan 2015 19:27:27 No.22476563 Report

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>>22475917

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Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2015 01:23:13 No.22480426 Report

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>Sweep a team with Chatot after Attract/Chatter stalls for Sp.A boosts.
>Called cheap because Chatter's confusion
>Told to git gud and use better pokemon
>after I beat him with a gimmick bird

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Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2015 01:33:24 No.22480553 Report

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>community college last year
>some guy with a 3DS XL asks to battle
>say yes
>this guy looks like a sperglord, but the kind of sperglord that would use a decent team
>ready my team; the sperglord puts his 3DS down and starts fiddling with his macbook
>his battery turns red
>"dude, your 3DS is about to die"
>"Ugh. I don't feel like getting up"
>there's an outlet and a charger two inches from him
>I go and plug his 3DS into the outlet for him
>"Ugh, after all of that, I'm pooped. Maybe later"
>"but you didn't even do shit"
>sperglord grumbles something and starts playing some FPS on his macbook
>it's running at less than 20fps but he doesn't give a shit
>20 minutes later he wants me to battle again
>his team is three Xerneas's and three Yveltals
>he gets mad at me for using Speed Boost Blaziken
I later saw him drawing swastikas on everything and playing with some ugly girl's feet in the fucking cafeteria.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2015 03:25:03 No.22481780 Report

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>>22480553

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Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2015 03:34:26 No.22481874 Report

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>>22475936
>"japanese imageboard"

2ch's a Japanese image board. 4chan is English language, and in case you haven't noticed, there are plenty of board that have nothing to do with Japanese culture. 4chan's been around for years--it doesn't only bring in weaboos anymore. Pokemon is a worldwide phenomenon and while it is a Japanese product, you don't have to worship Japanese culture to like Pokemon.

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