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Gardevoir in real life

Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2015 23:21:55 No.22489943 View View Reply Original Report

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If you had a Gardevoir in real life, what will you do with it? I would pet it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2015 23:23:59 No.22489966 Report

Quoted By: >>22492792 >>22499949

>Implying fucking it isn't the first thing that could come out of your mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2015 23:24:30 No.22489976 Report

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Fuck it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2015 23:25:24 No.22489986 Report

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Rape it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2015 23:27:03 No.22490004 Report

Quoted By: >>22490017 >>22490056 >>22492442 >>22495026 >>22503551

sell it to the government for huge £££

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2015 23:27:14 No.22490010 Report

Quoted By: >>22490029

Kill it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2015 23:27:38 No.22490017 Report

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>>22490004
after fucking it of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2015 23:28:39 No.22490029 Report

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>>22490010
before fucking it of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2015 23:28:42 No.22490031 Report

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>>22489943
Wonder how it got to this world. then reverse engineer my way into the pokemon world. Cue the E4 getting stomped

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2015 23:29:39 No.22490050 Report

Quoted By: >>22490058 >>22490061

Depends on the sex.
How do I even figure that out?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2015 23:30:03 No.22490056 Report

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>>22490004
while fucking it of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2015 23:30:06 No.22490058 Report

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>>22490050
You have to do the hard way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2015 23:30:34 No.22490061 Report

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>>22490050
>Depends on the sex.
Nope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2015 23:31:56 No.22490076 Report

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Impregnate her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2015 23:31:57 No.22490077 Report

Quoted By: >>22490087 >>22496173

I would _Hug it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2015 23:33:05 No.22490087 Report

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>>22490077
That pic is adorable.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2015 23:34:15 No.22490102 Report

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>>22490087
Gardevoir is adorable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2015 23:54:15 No.22490325 Report

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I would probably run screaming from the revelations. Like. The Lovecraftian horror of beholding them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2015 23:56:13 No.22490349 Report

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>>22489943
Help me raise these damn fucking kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2015 23:57:39 No.22490369 Report

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>>22489943
well first I would try and recover from shock, then I would ask some question about it. (they can 'talk' telepathically right?)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2015 23:57:54 No.22490372 Report

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>>22490102
That's why I want to stick my dick inside it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jan 2015 23:58:38 No.22490387 Report

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>>22489943
Put it in the box.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 00:00:10 No.22490402 Report

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>>22490387
Why would you do that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 00:00:22 No.22490404 Report

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>>22489943
Tenderly __fuck__ it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 00:00:40 No.22490410 Report

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>>22490402
Because Boxforts

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 00:02:03 No.22490428 Report

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>>22489943
try to fight it lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 02:50:47 No.22492442 Report

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>>22490004
>£££

Britbong

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 02:53:33 No.22492480 Report

Quoted By: >>22492529

>rape

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 02:57:42 No.22492519 Report

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use her to teleport me massive amounts of money. then teleport to a deserted island and have butt sex 4life.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 02:59:10 No.22492529 Report

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>>22492480

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 02:59:24 No.22492532 Report

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>>22490428
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 03:00:27 No.22492542 Report

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>>22492519
>get money
>go to a deserted island for life
For what purpose?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 03:02:04 No.22492562 Report

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More than likely I'd just let it live as a functioning part of the family. It would take care of the house when I had to go out, it could clean, hell even cook. And it would have its own Bed and room that it could furnish howevwr it wants to. Yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 03:02:28 No.22492567 Report

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>>22492542
to build my castle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 03:08:05 No.22492641 Report

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>>22492532
I'd be a cool way to go

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 03:21:57 No.22492792 Report

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>>22489966
But what if it's a male Gardevoir?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 03:28:07 No.22492862 Report

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>>22492792
>not wanting to fuck a Gardevoir regardless of gender

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 03:29:10 No.22492874 Report

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>>22492641
>implying a human can defeat a pokemon

Enjoy those mind blasts destroying your brain from the inside, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 03:32:38 No.22492902 Report

Quoted By: >>22492953

>>22489943
Is that the dream world art?
>Those delicious hips

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 03:33:33 No.22492913 Report

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>>22492792
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=47607372
>impling male Gardevoirs aren't trap tier

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 03:36:30 No.22492953 Report

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>>22492902
Yep. Gardevoir is canonically a birther.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 03:51:41 No.22493176 Report

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>>22492874
Can't you fucking read? I just said it would be a cool way to go. You know, die?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 04:26:33 No.22493593 Report

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>>22493176
The coolest way to die is not getting your brain microwaved by a psychic seraph. The coolest way to die is to drive off a tall tall building in a Ferrari Enzo with Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj strapped to the bonnet and crash into a fireworks factory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 05:14:26 No.22494141 Report

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i would fuck it, lets be honest here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 05:25:29 No.22494255 Report

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>>22490428
Fighting isn't very effective against psychic types, ya dingus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 06:40:04 No.22494858 Report

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>>22493176
Umm, you realize that Gardevoirs rather die before their trainer does, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 06:42:25 No.22494878 Report

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>>22494858
I don't think gardevoir has stockholm syndrome that severe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 06:43:44 No.22494886 Report

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>>22494858
Umm, you realize that Gardevoirs only sacrifice themselves for a trainer they've bonded closely with, and not just any neckbeard who catches one, right?

Read the dex entries for once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 06:45:29 No.22494908 Report

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Id do what im good at. Shitting with the door open

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 07:02:15 No.22495026 Report

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>>22490004
>not giving a good £

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 07:24:11 No.22495158 Report

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>>22494908
I would let Gardevoir shit on my face

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 09:40:58 No.22495856 Report

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I'd love the shit out of _it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 10:21:40 No.22496016 Report

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>>22489943
I'd brag about it on /vp/

And fuck it of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 10:27:18 No.22496025 Report

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>>22489943

I'd make them dinner and let them sleep in my guest bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 10:28:20 No.22496027 Report

Quoted By: >>22496115

Offer it tea in an attempt to make friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 10:52:10 No.22496115 Report

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>>22496027
That is a very nice idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 11:08:53 No.22496173 Report

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>>22489943
>>22490077
>>22490102
>>22490402
Why is he so perfect?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 11:19:37 No.22496201 Report

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>>22496173
>he

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 11:21:03 No.22496203 Report

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>>22496201
>has

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 11:29:29 No.22496228 Report

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>>22496203
>no

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 11:31:18 No.22496232 Report

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>>22496228
>5's

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 11:46:06 No.22496281 Report

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>>22496232
Victory is mine

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 16:49:16 No.22497987 Report

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I'd have two.
One for battle, and one for fucking. I'd probably also use that one for contests too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 19:52:04 No.22499925 Report

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Attempt to build a friendship with it, so it'll have my back for life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jan 2015 19:54:22 No.22499949 Report

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>>22489966
It isn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 02:00:58 No.22503535 Report

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>>22489943
- Befriend it.
- Battle? If that's a thing in this setting.
- Introduce it to human culture and interests.
- See if it has any neat psychic things it can share with me.
- Bond over shared interests.
- Live out the original translation of Sinnoh Folk Story 3. Eat at the same table.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 02:02:04 No.22503551 Report

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>>22490004
>£
what? that looks like a haircomb

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 02:03:00 No.22503562 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 02:03:17 No.22503566 Report

Quoted By: >>22507247 >>22509184

Trade it for a better pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 02:03:36 No.22503569 Report

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Uhhh, guys...
>>22500202

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 03:23:02 No.22504564 Report

Quoted By: >>22506966 >>22507986

If it has a feminine penis, fuck it. If it has a vagina I'd just sell it or whatever.

Anonymouse

Anonymouse Mon 12 Jan 2015 03:25:15 No.22504593 Report

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>>22489943
I would train it and pair it with a tailwind mon.
Screaming siren all the way

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 10:22:59 No.22506966 Report

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>>22504564
>feminine penis

Isn't that a clitoris?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 11:24:49 No.22507187 Report

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I mean, it's psychic. Think of all the possibilities of having a loyal follower with FUCKING PSYCHIC ABILITIES. Not sure how I'd do it just yet, but I'd be a billionaire by the end of the month.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 11:48:11 No.22507247 Report

Quoted By: >>22510802

>>22503566
But what can be better than a Gardevoir? Its a pretty niche pokemon on it's own.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 11:54:50 No.22507268 Report

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>>22489943
I would hold her hand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 15:06:05 No.22507986 Report

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>>22504564
What if it has a cock manlier than a 45. Caliber Magnum?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 16:11:46 No.22508301 Report

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>see gardevoir passed out on a bench on my way home
>pick her up and take her home
>give her the bed i take the couch
>deal with her freak out when she wakes up
>give her a bowl of eggs and tell her "it's going to be okay but you have to eat this"
>ask if she can teleport back
>tell her to take care

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 16:17:34 No.22508342 Report

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>>22489943
From Pokedex:
>Gardevoir has the ability to read the future

So I'd get the lottery numbers from next week, for a start, and become rich.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 17:53:00 No.22509184 Report

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>>22503566
>Implying Gardevoir isn't one of the better Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 17:58:02 No.22509226 Report

Quoted By: >>22510407

>>22503562
I hate that it's fucking cut off. Source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 20:24:42 No.22510407 Report

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>>22509226
http://legendsoflocalization.com/did-you-know-people-used-to-marry-pokemon-all-the-time/

Borrego

Borrego Mon 12 Jan 2015 20:43:36 No.22510534 Report

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>Post in /vp/ i have a Gard and you don't
>Use it for evil and selfish porpuses
>Dunno, random shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 21:11:39 No.22510723 Report

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>>22489943
i would get it to do my maths homework becuz is smart becuz it psychic type

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 21:27:16 No.22510802 Report

Quoted By: >>22510825 >>22510909

>>22507247
Well gee, let me think.

Whimsicott, Scolipede, Volcarona, Xatu, Salamence, Metagross, GALLADE.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 21:31:47 No.22510825 Report

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>>22510802
Those are good Pokemon too, anon. There's no need to be elitist about which Japanese cartoon monster you prefer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 21:33:25 No.22510832 Report

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i would watch baseball and play golf with him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 21:39:13 No.22510868 Report

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>Get it to summon a black hole
>Throw camera in
>See what's there
>If it's just nothing then sell it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 21:40:10 No.22510878 Report

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Let my trap Waifu fuck me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 21:47:08 No.22510909 Report

Quoted By: >>22511027

>>22510802
He asked for GOOD pokemon, not a list of shitmon, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 21:53:38 No.22510974 Report

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>>22489943
Hide and pray it does not find me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 21:58:33 No.22511027 Report

Quoted By: >>22511293

>>22510909
You're right, I forgot to add Gardevoir to my list of shitmon. My bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 22:30:45 No.22511270 Report

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>if there is #282, then maybe #1~#721 exist too
>find some distant archipelago, create an nature park and live in harmony with all bromons
>and have Primeape and Gardevoir as butler and housekeeper

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 22:34:40 No.22511293 Report

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>>22511027
If you're here to hate on Gardevoir, then get out of my thread. Gardevoir is one of the best Pokemon to own, and also a great one at battles.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 23:23:07 No.22511820 Report

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>>22492874
Nice way to get a PTSD.

Gabriel Paradis

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Gabriel Paradis Tue 13 Jan 2015 04:16:39 No.22515021 Report

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gardevoirrr suckks realll badd

Gabriel Paradis

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Gabriel Paradis Tue 13 Jan 2015 04:18:37 No.22515037 Report

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explainn whyy gardevoirr is onee of thee bestt pokemonn to ownn?

Gabriel Paradis

Gabriel Paradis Tue 13 Jan 2015 04:23:46 No.22515093 Report

Quoted By: >>22516815

Gardevoir is hideous

Anik Paradis

Anik Paradis Tue 13 Jan 2015 04:29:22 No.22515145 Report

Quoted By: >>22516815

Gardevoir est fesses laid! On dirait un morceau de merde!

Karina Paradis

Karina Paradis Tue 13 Jan 2015 04:35:05 No.22515195 Report

Quoted By: >>22516815

WORST THING I EVER SEEN IN ME LIFE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jan 2015 04:38:55 No.22515247 Report

Quoted By: >>22516815

tie it up to a chair and get massive $$$ from deviantartfags wanting to see

Carl Paradis

Carl Paradis Tue 13 Jan 2015 04:39:20 No.22515253 Report

Quoted By: >>22516815

Pire fil que je ai jamais vu dans ma vie

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jan 2015 05:58:52 No.22516070 Report

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>>22489943
Feed it until is gets fat and then fuck it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jan 2015 07:35:08 No.22516815 Report

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>>22515021
>>22515037
>>22515093
>>22515145
>>22515195
>>22515247
>>22515253
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