Showderp, light of my life, fire of my
loins.My champ, my team. Me-may: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. May. May
She was champ, plain champ, in the morning, chosen by rite of sanic. She was chimpin slacks. She was lamp at school. She was limp on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always champ.
Did she have a precursor? She did, indeed she did. In point of fact, there might have been no champ at all had LC Guy not loved, one summer, a certain initial meme. In a princedom by the sea. Oh when? About as many years before champwas born as my age was that summer. You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the anons, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged anons, envied. Look at this tangle of shitmons.
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plug.dj/showderp-1/ le:
memebasemon.com http://pastebin.com/0bYpM0at ta: Mr. Lister !DGJF9.I0Ro
Anonymous
Anonymous
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ewww she's covered in shit!!!!
Anonymous
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>quoting Lolita >posts Mawile Pretty good
Mr. Lister !DGJF9.I0Ro
Mr. Lister !DGJF9.I0Ro
>You cannot do this while unable to talk. >can't modchat off well that's a load of bullshit, sorry guys
Anonymous
STEALTH BRUH ARMY: wtf STEALTH BRUH ARMY: its arceus flying STEALTH BRUH ARMY: i got it now STEALTH BRUH ARMY: WTF
Anonymous
Mr. Lister !DGJF9.I0Ro
also can't voice people in room either welp
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22497074 how did you deactivate modchat?
Anonymous
>>22497004 that picture is kinda disguting imo tbh idk
Mr. Lister !DGJF9.I0Ro
>>22497075 yes
>>22497084 >only champs can do /modchat off el oh el
Anonymous
>message opponent to turn modchat off >he does >immediate spam
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>>22497093 ask if he wants nudes, then send md1ck
Anonymous
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>>22497086 *grabs by the throat* Back the fuck off?!?!?!
Anonymous
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>>22497087 I didn't see a mod join so I thought you found a way to turn it off ,_,
>>22497089 awoo
>>22497093 can I have your autograph shofu
Mr. Lister !DGJF9.I0Ro
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ark confirmed for literally being unable to read the thread
Anonymous
Mr. Lister !DGJF9.I0Ro
Anonymous
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>>22497114 I like how you specifically traced a penis for that.
Anonymous
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>>22497129 I like the way you play ubers
Mr. Lister !DGJF9.I0Ro
Anonymous
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Requesting the tans doing the ice bucket challenge! :^D
Mr. Lister !DGJF9.I0Ro
Anonymous
>>22497114 >someone saved my drawing ;>
Anonymous
Mr. Lister !DGJF9.I0Ro
>agagga: gtg what a dank battle new champ
oy vey !R7DICKScIM
>>22497268 me or stallbreaker pidgeot
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
ebin cade if it's already suggested before/after me then if OU Smeargle @ Focus Sash Ability: Own Tempo EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Spore - Stored Power - Doom Desire - Fusion Flare if AG Smeargle @ Focus Sash Ability: Own Tempo EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Spore - Minimize - Sheer Cold - Baton Pass if it's also already in then shit use ayylomaomola
Anonymous
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>>22497273 >AG smeargle >not moody you gave it ur best shot but u fucked up all the same
Anonymous
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>>22497288 Sorry for that, will fix next time.
Anonymous
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>>22497275 set btw
:^) (Rhyperior) @ Cameruptite
Ability: Reckless
- Rock Wrecker
- Blizzard
- Fire Fang
- Facade
oy vey !R7DICKScIM
oy vey !R7DICKScIM
oy vey !R7DICKScIM
oy vey !R7DICKScIM
oy vey !R7DICKScIM
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ok gotta go new champ
Peachy !!HnKVP22e8bm
FACE THE STORM (Heatran) @ Binding Band Ability: Flash Fire EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD Modest Nature - Magma Storm - Dragon Pulse - Stealth Rock - Roar or me
eviolite rhydon !!kO8TWDJdc4X
Anonymous
Barney the Balk (Slowbro) @ Slowbronite Ability: Regenerator Shiny: Yes EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD Calm Nature - Iron Defense - Amnesia - Slack Off / Rest - Scald
Anonymous
Anonymous
Exeggutor @ Weakness Policy Ability: Harvest Shiny: Yes Happiness: 0 EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD Sassy Nature IVs: 0 Spe - Psyshock - Explosion - Trick Room - Giga Drain
Anonymous
Anonymous
mega heracross named after a meme
Anonymous
Anonymous
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mega gallade named Jackie Chan
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Anonymous
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zygarde sub+coil+eq+exspeed/eq
Anonymous
Anonymous
me !8Y6/kGulTc
>>22497464 ok give team now
Anonymous
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>>22497494 >>>22497464 (Me) >ok give team now no
Anonymous
>>22497494 hahaha epic hehe yes that was funny
now you can go
>>22497474 >>22497476 wew
Anonymous
Anonymous
Peachy !!HnKVP22e8bm
Peachy !!HnKVP22e8bm
Peachy !!HnKVP22e8bm
Peachy !!HnKVP22e8bm
Anonymous
Peachy !!HnKVP22e8bm
Anonymous
If odds, V1, if evens V2 Stealth Bunny v1 (Azumarill) @ Leftovers Ability: Huge Power EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def Adamant Nature - Camouflage - Substitute - Body Slam - Rest Stealth Bunny v2 (Azumarill) @ Leftovers Ability: Huge Power - Present - Camouflage - Toxic - Rest
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Mankey @ Salac Berry Ability: Anger Point EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Endure - Reversal - Earthquake - Mega Kick
Anonymous
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celebi offensive
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Peachy !!HnKVP22e8bm
Peachy !!HnKVP22e8bm
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22497888 Still better than Bibbuls' art.
Anonymous
>>22497917 Who is bibbul? Where can I find their art
Anonymous
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>>22497947 you're mum / in her panty drawer
Peachy !NHnKVMZ8IU
Anonymous
Peachy !!HnKVP22e8bm
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Should pastebin the report form so this shit dun happen
Anonymous
Anonymous
Muhmentum (Emolga) @ Eject Button Ability: Motor Drive EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Acrobatics - Volt Switch - U-turn - Baton Pass
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22498092 Sheer cold lock on smeargle
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22498107 ;_; so rused
oh well ill quote it
Peachy !NHnKVMZ8IU
Peachy !!HnKVP22e8bm
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>>22498092 I see you've been following my patterns :^)
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22498144 why did you mine the first few characters of his trip without requiring they be at the front
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>>22498175 Make sure it's level 9, and name it Butterfly.
Anonymous
>>22498178 I just screwed up. Though, I've rused a lot more with a completely different trip than champ's before. Oh well.
Maybe next month.
Peachy !!HnKVP22e8bm
>>22498178 >his >>22498144 why do you wear the mask ?
also new champ
Anonymous
!!FAXzfnSypHA
me or shiny victreebel named "im sick help"
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
shuckle level 100 only guard split
Anonymous
Special Donnel Talonflame
Anonymous
Anonymous
Runkle (Lanturn) @ Leftovers Ability: Volt Absorb EVs: 40 HP / 192 Def / 228 SpA / 48 SpD Modest Nature - Thunderbolt - Heal Bell - Ice Beam - Stockpile
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22498249 >I got champ >but didnt have a trip Anonymous
>>22498240 I don't care what you identify as. Penis = his.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22498281 You also quoted a set, and didn't call for champ, so don't get too hung up on how close you were.
Anonymous
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>>22498213 put ^ before the string you're looking for Anonymous
>>22498295 Don't want champ anyway
Do set quotes count?
Behemot !!G7xkNXM4tGG
Anonymous
>>22498309 no. the post has to be unarguably a call for champ.
Anonymous
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>>22498266 >donnel talonflame >donnel >talonflame Anonymous
>>22498320 I meant for a set
Anonymous
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>>22498309 if you're requesting a set yes, don't think you'd win a champ call with a set quote though, as you're not intentionally calling champ, your post just happened to be right after a new champ call
Anonymous
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>>22498332 yeah, you can say "Me or (quote)" or quote something that says "Me or X"
!!FAXzfnSypHA
Behemot !!G7xkNXM4tGG
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>losing against showderp just shameful
!!FAXzfnSypHA
!!FAXzfnSypHA
!!FAXzfnSypHA
!!FAXzfnSypHA
Anonymous
!!FAXzfnSypHA
!!FAXzfnSypHA
Peachy !!HnKVP22e8bm
>>22498291 Well you can allways give me a handjob on my penis, if you know what I mean ;^)
Anonymous
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>>22497114 >>22497216 >balls BEHIND the legs that's some next level bestiality anatomy right there!
!!FAXzfnSypHA
Anonymous
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>3x bounce rock
Anonymous
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>>22497516 I'd live there.
!!FAXzfnSypHA
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>>22499054 gotta go new champ
Behemot !!G7xkNXM4tGG
Anonymous
Roc Hawk (Pidgeot) (M) @ Pidgeotite Ability: No Guard EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature - Hurricane - Heat Wave - Roost - U-turn
Anonymous
banded guts heracross w/facade
Anonymous
any ou non-mega pokemon that will complement ur shitty teamgive it a sassy name
Anonymous
Anonymous
FREE LEGOS (Forretress) @ Red Card Ability: Sturdy EVs: 252 Def Bold Nature - Toxic Spikes - Spikes - Stealth Rock - Volt Switch/Rapid Spin
polar !!WaBEhCOziwt
Booming Star (Jirachi) @ Leppa Berry/Leftovers Ability: Serene Grace EVs: 248 HP / 228 SpD / 32 Spe Calm Nature - Iron Defense - Thunder Wave/Calm Mind - Wish - Metronome
Anonymous
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m ampharos with agility, zap cannon, dragon pulse, and a filler move
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22499194 cloyster of fear
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22499007 why are asians so fucking ugly?
Anonymous
>>22499219 didn't know you were asian lmoaaaa
polar !!WaBEhCOziwt
>>22497888 In case you fags can't tell, the skitty's tail is trapped in between rocks, and that's why the gril was out late
Anonymous
>>22499238 pls no trip if no champ
Anonymous
>>22499245 I put it on because I was going to put "me or" in my request but it was too late ;_;
Anonymous
!JcUAeQCwo2
>>22499245 Don't tell me what to do
Anonymous
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>>22499238 I don't get any of that
But I never get any comics because I am not very intelligent
Anonymous
>>22499259 polar here, this post was not me, I was going to suggest rhyperior, and that's why I left my trip on, but I'm a faggot and I forgot because I was too busy masturbating over the butthurt over my suggestion :^)
Anonymous
Behemot !!G7xkNXM4tGG
Behemot !!G7xkNXM4tGG
Anonymous
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>>22499290 I'm having trouble deciphering this post
Behemot !!G7xkNXM4tGG
Champ xD G7xkNXM4tGG
Anonymous
Anonymous
Behemot !!G7xkNXM4tGG
Anonymous
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Hey guys it's me, LeDerp!
Behemot !!G7xkNXM4tGG
Hanako !R7OV4Wa4BY
Anonymous
Level 69 weedle holding a flame orb, timid nature, bug bite only name is 'Ebin Werm'
Anonymous
Anonymous
tornadus-t without hurricane
Anonymous
Sleepy Sheds (Scrafty) @ Chesto Berry Ability: Shed Skin EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD Adamant Nature - Bulk Up - Amnesia - Rest - Knock Off
Anonymous
Anonymous
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specs weedle or if you are a virgin than you may run donnel weedle named " I AM A VIRGIN"
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22499672 Cloyster of fear
Anonymous
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>>22499673 good thing you specified timid and bug bite only or else it would be too overpowered *_*
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22499678 use magnet rise + encore if you think you can handle it
Anonymous
>>22499711 >implying pika is fast Anonymous
Someone post an interesting replay
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22499733 if you're using pika you're already not playing to win, might as well go for ebin points
Anonymous
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Fun comic while we wait :)
Anonymous
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>>22499756 >mfw I was there Hanako !R7OV4Wa4BY
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>>22499756 >tfw missed this by 15 minutes Anonymous
>showdown lagging so bad I flat out can't ladder it wasn't always like this. recently the lag is so terrible the site has become unusable. holy shit
Anonymous
Anonymous
Hanako !R7OV4Wa4BY
Anonymous
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>>22499839 >zarel has champed before Anonymous
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>>22499790 The lag is so terrible lately that you can literally lose a match due to timeout, even if you have already made a move. It's unreliable as fuck, and I wouldn't be surprised if a smart guy appeared with a better simulator to kick Zarel's butt, though I don't really want that to happen.
SANIC HEGEHOG
Anonymous
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>>22499884 >deviantart I'm not surprised
also eleven keks
Anonymous
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>>22499884 look how fast it is going
like, for real
Anonymous
>>22499839 Second and last ones are the only good ones
Anonymous
reminder, all you showderp fags are nothing more than meme spouting shitposting autists
Anonymous
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>>22499965 one of them is epic
one of them is a winning of impossible battle
one of them is zarel
one of them is the first shoedrip battle ever
Anonymous
>>22500016 >implying that isn't the whole of /vp/ Anonymous
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>>22500016 lamo kek, nice b8 m8
Anonymous
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>>22500016 >implying you can b8 us the irony is of course that I am getting baited just by replying
Anonymous
Hanako !R7OV4Wa4BY
Anonymous
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>>22500016 h8 us cuz you 8nt us fuccboi
Anonymous
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>>22500032 >implying that isn't thew whole of 4chan Anonymous
Hanako !R7OV4Wa4BY
Anonymous
Mew @ Expert Belt Ability: Synchronize EVs: 160 HP / 96 Atk / 252 SpA Mild Nature - Earthquake - Flamethrower - Energy Ball - Ice Beam
Anonymous
chuck larvesta (use archives)
Anonymous
technician mime with Icy Wind/hp fire/psychic/dazzling meme
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Anonymous
Does anyone else feel the need to post anything (no matter what) while champ is building his team?
Anonymous
>>22500389 suggester here anything but this
Anonymous
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>>22500389 this team has a pretty good movepool for ebin cade
Anonymous
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>>22500392 yes
>>22500396 agreed, meme is getting stale
Anonymous
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>>22500392 no, you need to calm down
Anonymous
Hanako !R7OV4Wa4BY
>>22500354 I know it's Volc but is it a bulky Volc?
Anonymous
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>>22500410 Suggester here
Up to you champ. I think bulk is probably the way to go. Your choice
Anonymous
Safety Dance (Volcarona) @ BrightPowder Ability: Flame Body EV: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD IV: 0 Atk - Quiver Dance - Fiery Dance - Substitute - Roost
Anonymous
>>22500410 Just has to have fiery dance, quiver dance and brightpowder
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Hanako !R7OV4Wa4BY
Anonymous
Anonymous
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This lag is disgusting. Zarel's server has actually even shittier over the last few months.
Anonymous
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>>22500478 when someone who knows how to make VNs comes to Showderp
Hanako !R7OV4Wa4BY
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22500803 say it enough and it will become a meme !_!
Hanako !R7OV4Wa4BY
Hanako !R7OV4Wa4BY
Anonymous
Lankey (Mankey) @ Focus Sash Ability: Vital Spirit EVs: 8 HP / 248 SpA / 252 Spe Naive Nature IVs: 0 Def / 0 SpD - Endeavor - Counter - Encore - Vacuum Wave
Anonymous
if cade is on your team: cade booster pack else chuck larvesta again
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Dez Bryant (Lopunny) (M) @ Iron Ball Ability: Klutz - Switcheroo - Fake Tears - Work Up - Splash
Anonymous
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>>22501051 >>22501052 ow the rocks>>22501056 ow the rocks>>22501058 >>22501059 you can use defog if you give it hyper cutter :^)>>22501061 Anonymous
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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Hanako !R7OV4Wa4BY
Hanako !R7OV4Wa4BY
Hanako !R7OV4Wa4BY
Anonymous
Hanako !R7OV4Wa4BY
Hanako !R7OV4Wa4BY
mami circular !/227gTI/pM
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
safety dance again but this time with a weaboo name
Anonymous
use your favorite ground type
Anonymous
Anonymous
Your waifu, and her personality type (tsundere, yandere, etc). Here's a scholarly source in case you aren't up to date on your deres:
http://www.asianfanfics.com/blog/view/411262/url Anonymous
try this shit out Hate and Peace (Dusclops) @ Eviolite Ability: Pressure Shiny: Yes Bold Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Disable - Mean Look - Rest - Spite
Anonymous
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a literal piece of shit
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22501760 >you will never be a waifu Anonymous
>>22501752 YO XHE>>22501753 Decent>>22501756 Memeful>>22501757 Good>>22501758 A thing>>22501759 A snek>>22501760 Another Weeb[
>>22501761 if you combine Gligar with the Ground-Type]
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>>22501798 >gligar favourite ground-type many hues
Anonymous
>>22501792 You're my waifu, Anon.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22501792 >tfw sickly waifu Anonymous
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>>22501812 >tfw meme waifu Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22501809 >>22501824 i'm too gay for watching this time for suicide
Anonymous
>>22501830 If you kill yourself, I'll go with you.
Anonymous
mami circular !/227gTI/pM
mami circular !/227gTI/pM
Anonymous
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>when u say its a bg >when it was actually gg >that moment when
Anonymous
bottom right, top of list hurr hurr hurr fug the rules hurr hurr i spam cuz it's really funny hurr hurr hurr
Anonymous
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>>22501982 How does someone unintentionally spam? Like when you just can't hold the freedom inside?
Anonymous
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Hakase da nyan~
mami circular !/227gTI/pM
Anonymous
>mfw showderp always uses dumb random images so you have to ctrl+f it in the catalog instead of just easily recognizing the thread can we start making some general OP pictures
Anonymous
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>>22502053 >what is the highlight function >what is the search funtion stop being such a newfag
Anonymous
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>>22502053 >trying to masterbait mami circular !/227gTI/pM
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>>22502222 the actual thread btw
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You guys are awesome, I want to join showderps XD somebody give me a team in Showdown
Anonymous
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If you want too <3 (sorry for being rude)