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Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 03:56:42 No.22504890 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>22505097 >>22505287 >>22507599 >>22508104

Why is there not more love for the objectively coolest pokemon of them all? Who can even hope to compete? Charizard? The fuck outta here. Venuzaur? Lol, right. Best starter, best water pokemon, best looks, best stronkness, best all.
Blastoise>all. Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 03:59:22 No.22504914 Report

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 04:00:22 No.22504926 Report

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 04:01:23 No.22504934 Report

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NEED I EVEN SAY MORE FAGGOTS?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 04:06:30 No.22504977 Report

Quoted By: >>22507580 >>22508099

>Bulbasaur line
>plant grows with each stage
>Charmander line
>grows more horns and becomes more lithe until it achieves flight
>Squirtle line
>prominent tail
>wartortle's tail grows
>blastoise
>lol lets just stick cannons on it xD

Thanks Sugimori

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 04:06:48 No.22504981 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 04:09:29 No.22505006 Report

Quoted By: >>22507584

>>22504981
That actually makes since for Blastoise. I would love to see it standing in four legs like a real tortoise with xy models.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 04:13:04 No.22505041 Report

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The three starter pokemon line were actually inspired by the very first Gundam series.

Charizard = Gundam
Blastoise = Guncannon
Venusaur = Guntank

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 04:18:31 No.22505097 Report

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>>22504890
Fuck off, Blastoisefag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 04:36:37 No.22505260 Report

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>>22505097
KILL YOURSELF

BLASTOISE RULES

BASED BLASTOISE
A
S
E
D

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 04:39:29 No.22505287 Report

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>>22504890
>the objectively coolest pokemon of them all?

nigga, he ain't even Ice type. try again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 04:42:26 No.22505308 Report

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Metal cannons coming out of its shell?! Is this what passes for a pokemon nowadays?! Get that digimon shit out of here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 04:51:22 No.22505373 Report

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>>22505308
>not eating dickloads of iron for your shoulder mounted cannons of pure molestation
>being this pleb
Get on Blastoise's level, you fucking shittier retard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 04:56:42 No.22505414 Report

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oh hey Blastoisefags, what's up. Sorry, couldn't quite hear you. I was distracted by my starter being in Smash Bros.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 13:01:12 No.22507508 Report

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>>22505414

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 13:21:06 No.22507580 Report

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>>22504977

>Charmander line
>grows more horns and becomes more lithe until it achieves flight

Guy charizard is a chubby fucker nothing about that dragon is "lithe"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 13:22:09 No.22507584 Report

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>>22505006
It would make the cannons look a bit better to actually be solidly pointing at the opponent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 13:26:38 No.22507599 Report

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>>22504890
It's the biggest Digimon in the Pokemon franchise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 13:31:40 No.22507611 Report

Quoted By: >>22507647 >>22507651 >>22507657

If you prefer Charizard, you're a genwunner.
If you prefer Venusaur, you're an edgy specialfag.
Blastoise is best starter. Just accept it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 13:40:46 No.22507647 Report

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>>22507611
And if you prefer Blastoise you have shit taste and are in the wrong franchise. Digimon will suit you better bro, with all the stupid random cannons and guns attached to shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 13:41:17 No.22507651 Report

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>>22507611
If you prefer Blastoise, then you're doomed to an existence of having your favorite Kanto starter be forever irrelevant.

I'm so sorry, silly Blastoisefag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 13:42:29 No.22507657 Report

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>>22507611
>venusaur
>edgy

Ok buddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 15:06:27 No.22507987 Report

Quoted By: >>22508040 >>22508100

>>22507647
>Blastoise
>Shit taste
>implying
look at this fucking pleb everyone. You realise that iron can be found in tons of food, right? It's not the imagical substance that only humans have access to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 15:09:02 No.22507999 Report

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Literally my mom's turtel

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 15:17:27 No.22508040 Report

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>>22507987
>You realise that iron can be found in tons of food, right?
You do realise how little iron is in food right?
It's not like there's a huge chunk of metal for you to eat.
And do you have any idea how the body uses it and that Blastoise's cannons aren't even metal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 15:21:04 No.22508064 Report

Quoted By: >>22508111 >>22508161

Blastoise is best bro, but gamefreak hates it. Don't ever expect it to get a buff again.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 15:30:10 No.22508099 Report

Quoted By: >>22508106 >>22508119 >>22508150 >>22508281 >>22513124

>>22504977
I'm with this anon. Blastoise just doesn't fit, with both the Squirtle line and as a pokemon; "lol just add canons I dunno"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 15:30:45 No.22508100 Report

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>>22507987
>You realise that iron can be found in tons of food, right? It's not the imagical substance that only humans have access to.

What a dumb fucking point. Yes I forgot the iron in food magically means the turtle cannons out of nowhere are a good design choice.

You're biggest faggot retard I've seen in a while. Good job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 15:31:41 No.22508104 Report

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>>22504890
I like you, OP. You have great taste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 15:32:11 No.22508106 Report

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>>22508099
Miles better 10/10

The real Blastoise can fuck off back to Digimon where it belongs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 15:33:38 No.22508111 Report

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>>22508064
would an electric pulse move make him better?

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 15:34:56 No.22508119 Report

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>>22508099
>dat heihachi/zeus beard
>dat hoplon shell
>dat greek theme throughout the who evo line
>dat crashing wave tail
But instead we got Gameramon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 15:41:50 No.22508150 Report

Quoted By: >>22508281

>>22508099
there's still a chance! Primal Blastoise plz

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 15:44:01 No.22508161 Report

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>>22508064

as a Blastbro, my feels are incredibly hard to handle right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 15:53:45 No.22508210 Report

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>>22508100
>Blastoise
>the Shellfish Pokemon

>Turtle
Fucking retard, Blastoise's cannons are water pumps based on Mussels that use the pump to move

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 15:54:27 No.22508213 Report

Quoted By: >>22508227 >>22508235 >>22508511

Are Water type starters the best starters or am I just imagining it?

Water, Grass, or Fire, which do you prefer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 15:56:39 No.22508227 Report

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>>22508213
you are correct.
water starter every gen, every time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 15:58:05 No.22508235 Report

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>>22508213
I'm not sure which type i like most
My favorites for the basics of each gen are: >Squirtle
>Totodile
>Mudkip
>Piplup
>Oshawott
>Chespin

I think im a fire guy, myself.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 16:07:01 No.22508281 Report

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>>22508099
choo choo here comes the fanart train
>>22508150
>implying it wont be just blastoise with glowing lines and fatter cannons

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 16:42:23 No.22508511 Report

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>>22508213
Generally I prefer fire but Delphox and Emboar fucked that up. Water is definitely more original and consistent.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 16:48:21 No.22508547 Report

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jan 2015 19:18:04 No.22509920 Report

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>>22508210
Sorry buddy, I don't care what they are based on when they look so fucking dumb and belong in Digimon. Try and nitpick harder to delude yourself even further that Blastoise looks ok.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jan 2015 01:23:50 No.22513124 Report

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>>22508099
>>22508281
>>22508547
I honestly don't understand how people can say this ugly thing is in any way better. It looks like an old balding man one wrong move from breaking its hip.

You got some shit taste.

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Anonymous Tue 13 Jan 2015 02:13:03 No.22513679 Report

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Man, finally a thread of the BEST pokémon ever.

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