>>225696852015: They announce games for this year, but they go vaporware. Pokken is delayed.
2016: They rush a shitty re-remake for Red/Blue. Pokken is delayed.
2017: Masuda jumps off the window of his office. He is found laughing manically in a dark Osaka alley. They take him to a madhouse where he has nightmares where Smogon is playing with Youkai Watch toys. Nobody cares. They make poor excuses to delay Pokken. Please understand.
2018: Pokémon is sold to Square-Enix. While fans are complaining about not having yearly releases, Gen 7 is finally announced. Kingdom Hearts is discarded like a dirty tissue. Fans wonder if they will really make Pokken or not.
2019: Gen 7 comes out for iPhone and not 4DS. Fans are upset at first but they buy iPhones to play the game anyways. /vp/, tired of waiting, decided to make Pokken for their own. Square Enix hates the idea and send a cease and desist letter. /vp/ refuses. Sq-Ex wins the trial, and 4chan gets to close and pay 1 million dollars and a coffee cup to Sq-Ex.
2020: Fans genetically modifies an animal to become the first real-life Pokemon.
Gets waifued by millions even being it a male.2021: Sq-Enix remakes the 6 previous games and releases them in just one cartridge. For each one you got to pay a DLC. Fans get mad when they realize the game data was already in the cartridge. Fans speculate that Pokken is going to be made due to tips in arranging the legendaries in the right order and shit just they understand.
2022~2025: World War 3. Just 50 people survive escaping to an asteroid.
2026: The first thing they do to restart civilization is making Pokken.
2027: Pokken is released.
