>>22579423ALL OF YOU
WHO HATE
GENWONNERS
REJOICE
AND HATE
ON ME
FOR
I
AM
A
GEN
WONNER
AND
PROUD
Not only do I own every pokemon game and console, even ones that were released while you were in diapers, I have every episode in Japanese and English ever released on VHS, DVD, and new age media.
I have every card released from the oldest days aside impossible to gets' from Japan and America; ones that would be your wet dream.
I have every single manga, off shoot, and knockoff in Japanese and English, once again, that has been released thus far.
Every Pokemon Toy up until this point from Japan and those released in America.
Why?
Because I am a Gen Wonner. I have been a part of the franchise since before you could say Pokemon and were suckling your mom's tit for life nutrition. I am that man.
You all walk in my shoe prints, you pace where I have paved the way. I am the Ultimate Pokemon Master, while you fledglings are just learning there's other Leagues than the one in Kanto.
I am Red.
You are Ash's side characters, the unimportant weak ones.
But you'll soon rise, and be better. Much better, but you've still got a long way to go.
And as a Gen Wonner. As your predecessor, I can OFFICIALLY state that Gen 1, Pokemon Yellow, is the best pokemon game to date.
You cannot argue it. You cannot rebuke it. All you can do is have a different, shitty, wrong opinion. And cry about my correct statement and fact of truth.
Rage for me, if you must.
Cry from my image of brilliance.
I am perfection.
You..are striving.
Genwon for life.
Genwon forever.
