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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2015 22:11:17 No.22583819 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>22583855 >>22584549 >>22587347

ITT: Things you didn't realize about Pokémon until you were older.

>Machamp is a combination of the words Match and Champ, which refers to its strong ability to become the champion of matches

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2015 22:11:58 No.22583826 Report

Quoted By: >>22583918

It's macho + champ, not match.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2015 22:14:18 No.22583855 Report

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>>22583819
Here's a Machamp doing 4 facepalms for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2015 22:18:56 No.22583918 Report

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>>22583826
>macho+champ= machomp
no man pretty sure it's match and champ

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2015 22:20:16 No.22583930 Report

Quoted By: >>22583951 >>22587588

>MACHamp
>can't learn Mach Punch
Fuck you Cuckeldurr

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2015 22:20:34 No.22583936 Report

Quoted By: >>22583951 >>22583958 >>22587421 >>22587588

>>22583918
No, I'm pretty sure it's
>mach + champ
which is a reference to mach punch, which it can't learn for some reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2015 22:20:56 No.22583944 Report

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>>22583918
>implying champs are ancient lion birds
Step up your forced meme game.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2015 22:21:43 No.22583951 Report

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>>22583930
>>22583936
that mach punch hive mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2015 22:22:25 No.22583958 Report

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>>22583936
Dude, im pretty sure its Ma + Champ
As in it's ma (My) champion

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2015 22:24:18 No.22583974 Report

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>>22583958
almost correct, but "Machamp" is really a corruption of "muh champ"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2015 22:27:19 No.22584003 Report

Quoted By: >>22584490

I didn't know about EVs or IVs until I was older. I didn't know those were "fan terms" until after that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2015 22:28:34 No.22584018 Report

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>>22583958
m'champ

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2015 22:47:51 No.22584251 Report

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>>22583958
Who do you think you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2015 22:57:41 No.22584388 Report

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>>22583918
>being this dumb
All kinds of names eliminate the middle character to combine two words into a name... Like Arcanine, or Rapidash or Horsea etc etc etc
Besides, it's obviously "Macho" because of Machop, and Machoke. These pokemon naming bastards LOVE smashing words together, and both names share the 'cho'.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2015 23:05:31 No.22584490 Report

Quoted By: >>22587411

>>22584003
Fan terms? I don't think the fans named them "Effort Values" and "Individual Vaules". If the fans named them, they'd be "Train Points" and "Breed Points" or some shit.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2015 23:10:24 No.22584549 Report

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>>22583819
>you'll never experience a four arms hug

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2015 23:20:05 No.22584673 Report

Quoted By: >>22587562

>Totodile
"Totally" + "crocodile"
>Feralgatr
"Feral" + "alligator"
>Bellossom
"Belle" + "blossom"
>Chimecho
"Chime" + "cholera"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2015 23:21:39 No.22584693 Report

Quoted By: >>22584773

I didn't know I could masturbate to Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2015 23:29:09 No.22584773 Report

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>>22584693
I've been masturbating to pokemon since it was conceived. And I was 7.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 01:45:30 No.22586177 Report

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>>22583918
>macho + champ has to make machomp and not machamp
>match and champ definitely makes machamp

You're retarded.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 03:34:36 No.22587347 Report

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>>22583819
Machamp makes me HHNNNGGGHHHH

because no cardio, all strength

fucking captcha: scandal

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 03:36:37 No.22587365 Report

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Parasect

>Paras + ect

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Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 03:38:03 No.22587379 Report

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>Talon + Flame

Smogonbird

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 03:39:05 No.22587391 Report

Quoted By: >>22587610

Talonflame
Talon + Flame

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 03:40:42 No.22587407 Report

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>>22586177
This made me realize Garchomp comes from GAR+macho+champ

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 03:41:04 No.22587411 Report

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>>22584490
Actually they are fan terms. TPCI technically calls Effort Values "Base Stats" believe it not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 03:42:07 No.22587421 Report

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>>22583936
>referencing mach punch
>mach punch came in a generation that was not the first one

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Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 03:44:17 No.22587456 Report

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>>22587421

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Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 03:45:41 No.22587471 Report

Quoted By: >>22596419

I didn't know until I was older that Pokémon is pro-bestiality and pro-cp. Yamask and Phantump are the spirits of humans (specifically a child that got lost and died in a forest in the latter Pokémon case); you can breed with other Pokémon within their egg groups. There's also books in Canalave library that states Pokémon and humans once married one another. The manga has even shown an article in a newspaper that stated "that's the last bath I take with my Tentcool".

Pokémon - being perverted since '95.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 03:46:09 No.22587477 Report

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>>22587421

its even called mach puch in japan

its like "extrasupervelocity fist"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 03:55:35 No.22587562 Report

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>>22584673

Feraligatr and Bellossom are correct though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 03:59:02 No.22587588 Report

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>>22583930
>>22583936
Machamp doesn't learn Mach Punch because GF will give him a fighting-type extremespeed. I can dream, fuckers

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 04:01:09 No.22587610 Report

Quoted By: >>22590656

>>22587391
Talonflame

Talos the UNASSAILABLE! representing his prominence in the metagame.
onflame = Flame On! from the Fantastic Four's Human Torch

It all makes sense now.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 04:05:14 No.22587646 Report

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>Mew + Two
Mewtwo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 04:08:05 No.22587671 Report

Quoted By: >>22590443

I finally turned 20 and I just realized that Charizard = Charming + Lizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 04:09:36 No.22587682 Report

Quoted By: >>22588148 >>22589868

>Bulbasaur
Bulb + Dinosaur

>Squirtle
Squirt + Turtle

>Charmander
Charizard + Salamander

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 04:13:03 No.22587717 Report

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>>22583918
>macho + champ
>mach(o) + champ
>machamp

Fuck off.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 04:13:54 No.22587723 Report

Quoted By: >>22587739

MOltres
Zapdos
ARTicuno

Koffing = coughing
Weezing = sneezing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 04:16:11 No.22587739 Report

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>>22587723
>Weezing = sneezing
even if it's bait, i fucking hate people who do this.

Weezing = wheezing you dumbfucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 04:17:05 No.22587746 Report

Quoted By: >>22587790

Electrode is Voltorb upside down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 04:17:23 No.22587749 Report

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Xerneas and Yveltal are based off Norse Mythology. Xerneas represents creation, Yveltal represents Destruction. That leaves a green snake monster that represents balance. Who is that?

Rayquaza

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Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 04:22:15 No.22587790 Report

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>>22587746
Not it's not it's voltorb right side up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 04:25:20 No.22587816 Report

Quoted By: >>22587836

I found out that Ekans backwards is snake.
I found out that Arbok backwards is kobra (cobra).
I found out that Muk backwards is... well you get the idea.

Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 04:27:15 No.22587834 Report

Quoted By: >>22590502

>>22587739
>bait
Why is it always buzzwords with you nofunners?

Before bait people just called it trolling.

Before that, they were known by their original names. Jokes.

Not everything is trying to get a rouse out of you, anon. Some people just like to post humorous words sometimes to make other users humored.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 04:27:27 No.22587836 Report

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>>22587816
>Muk backwards is... well you get the idea.
That's a bit too long for the reverse

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 05:05:12 No.22588148 Report

Quoted By: >>22589738

>>22587682
>Squirt + Turtle
>not Squirrel + Turtle
how dumb are you, holy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 09:21:33 No.22589738 Report

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>>22588148
His post was clearly not srs you pleb

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Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 09:43:17 No.22589795 Report

Quoted By: >>22589987

After all these years I still can't believe GF made a living ad for a car manufacturer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 09:52:04 No.22589824 Report

Quoted By: >>22589980

>Aggron
>Aggressive + Argon + Iron + Aggravation

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Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 09:54:30 No.22589836 Report

Quoted By: >>22589948

>Salamence = Salad + Menace

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Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 10:03:57 No.22589868 Report

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>>22587682
>Charizard + Salamander
Are you actually that bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 10:05:46 No.22589871 Report

Quoted By: >>22589977 >>22590196

Machoke and Graveler were meant to be traded together, being two trade evolutions from Gen 1 (aside from Kadabra and Haunter).

When Machoke becomes Machamp, he gains two arms.

When Graveler becomes Golem, he loses two arms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 10:22:38 No.22589948 Report

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>>22589836
It's obviously Salahadin + turbulence.
the M was a translation error

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 10:32:52 No.22589977 Report

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>>22589871
SHIIIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 10:33:40 No.22589980 Report

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>>22589824
I always found that ironic, considering the pokedex says Aggron isn't really very aggresive.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 10:37:27 No.22589987 Report

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>>22589795
They made one for a Phone Company+lion.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 10:56:42 No.22590057 Report

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I realy had issues with Gardevoir back then as a child.
It looked realy weird to me. Took me until Pokemon Mystery Dungeon to see that this is actualyjust the ear and co, and that it was looking to the side.

I never was the smart guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 16:08:34 No.22590196 Report

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>>22589871
Machoke's skin splits because of tremendous and massive muscle growth, which is a prelude to Machamp developing another pair of arms

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 16:47:31 No.22590443 Report

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>>22587671
I do believe you meant Charring Lizard. A Char is a type of burn.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 16:52:11 No.22590495 Report

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After all these years I still can't believe GF made a living ad for a basketball player.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 16:53:17 No.22590502 Report

Quoted By: >>22590526

>>22587834
fucking this, all ironic humor has to be called bait or trolling or autism

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Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 16:55:53 No.22590526 Report

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>>22590502

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Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 17:15:54 No.22590656 Report

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>>22587610
my nigga

1. ee(v + ee) - n = eeveee - n

2. eev + eee - n = eeveee - n

3. eev + ee_ - _ = eevee_ - _

4. eev + ee = eevee

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2015 23:15:04 No.22593745 Report

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Hitmontop has only two feet

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Anonymous Wed 21 Jan 2015 04:01:48 No.22596419 Report

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>>22587471
It's about fucking time this shit caught up with my fetish

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