>>22587372I wish. Life isn't like porn, unfortunately.
>that much on face, they get grossed out and don't like having to clean off something so thick>that much in mouth during oral, sometimes they don't expect that much and gag/choke (srs, one girl ended up with my jizz coming out of her nose like someone made her laugh while drinking milk), usually don't like having to swallow it anyways because it's larger and thicker than what they're used to so it's like actually eating/swallowing it, which is understandably pretty gross>don't cum in puss or ass for obvious reasonsMost girls that are fine with jizz on them/in their mouths are that way because guys usually don't ejaculate that much with that viscosity to it's easier to manage. Imagine being used to sipping skim milk and then having to swallow a big glob of heavy egg nog mixed with mucus. Not fun.
Sage because not Pokemon.