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Quoted By: >>22612966 >>22612988 >>22613078 >>22616266
fucking Dexnav, man
>be gamefreak
>developing new feature that "improves" upon the pokeradar
>come up with dexnav
>puts in chance egg moves, HAs, higher levels, shiny chaining
>good shit
>"Guys, wait! Stop!" one dev says. "It's too good! We don't want our userbase to feel to attached to it. We're just going to scrap it in the next gen anyway!"
>One takes another hit from their bong. "How do we make it more casual?"
>puts in clunky interface
>makes finding specific mons in caves and water cancerous
>resets menu every time a random nav mon appears
>every fucking time we have to reselect the mon we want and press the search button again
>nav-only mons that you get after kyogre/groudon are nearly fucking impossible to get a good chain on
>accidentally nudging the controls a micrometer too far and loosing the chain
>no way to toggle sneak on/off
>"Jesus fuck,I just wanted an Abra with magic guard!"
Why is it so broken, /vp/?
>be gamefreak
>developing new feature that "improves" upon the pokeradar
>come up with dexnav
>puts in chance egg moves, HAs, higher levels, shiny chaining
>good shit
>"Guys, wait! Stop!" one dev says. "It's too good! We don't want our userbase to feel to attached to it. We're just going to scrap it in the next gen anyway!"
>One takes another hit from their bong. "How do we make it more casual?"
>puts in clunky interface
>makes finding specific mons in caves and water cancerous
>resets menu every time a random nav mon appears
>every fucking time we have to reselect the mon we want and press the search button again
>nav-only mons that you get after kyogre/groudon are nearly fucking impossible to get a good chain on
>accidentally nudging the controls a micrometer too far and loosing the chain
>no way to toggle sneak on/off
>"Jesus fuck,I just wanted an Abra with magic guard!"
Why is it so broken, /vp/?
