So you all must have seen my chicken thread from the other day. Someone must've screencaped, i don't know, i don't even know what were the opinions after my last post. I just want you to know: That is my fetish. I get hard to drowning birds and chicken eggs.
Way back in Gen 3, when i was 15, i bred as many Blaziken eggs as i could and released the Torchics, imagining Blaziken throwing them at a river, you must have seen the other thread, i think i saw a cap of it somewhere in a thread about Combusken. Thing is, i finally showed you all my fetish. You saw it. Now it isn't that weird anymore, huh? You guys liked the thread when i posted it.
But there is one twist: That specific thread had symbolism. My fetish is exactly what it is: drowning birds and chicken eggs. But in that thread, the orange chicken was me, the Torchic was my friend's dog, and all the other chickens were my friends. They were watching me shitting on the dog. After finishing the thread, i masturbated for half a hour.
Thanks for supporting me, /vp/, now i know how you guys like my fetish. How can you identify my threads to filter me? Well i'm pretty subtle.

Yours,
Chicken Guy (")<