This was 8 months ago, im 21.
>cousin is in playing in the park with friends near his school
>every friday a shitload of kids gather there to do whatever the fuck they want after school with adult supervision, it's like a tradition that has been going for 40 years
>old people and adults also like to spend time there from 2 pm until 12 pm, bretty cool
>cousin is playing pokemon with friends, im just watching them in case kiddie fiddlers or drunkards start shit
>XY competitive, shit teams and movesets, one kid had life orb chansey, other had psychic/shadow ball gallade
>cousin has charizard X that i gave him
>he deleted flare blitz for giga impact, other moves are dragon dance, will-o-wisp and dragon claw
>he's struggling with a shedinja while the other kid slowly kills zard with shadow sneak
>"Dude just use will-o-wisp and that thing will faint"
>All kids are like "whoa i didn't know that, i thought he was immune to everything"
>also tell them that burns halve attack, it's not just passive damage
>sperg for like 3 hours telling them about EVs, STAB, type effectiveness beyond fire>grass>water, hold items, why choice items don't let you use more than one move, abilities ie "why gengar can't be hit by earthquake?", type immunities, that pokemons aren't just attackers and some can sponge hits and status them back, boosting and recovery moves etc...
>all this while showing what i mean with my cousin's 3DS, a bunch of kids sit near me while im talking
>every kid starts asking me questions
>their parents pay me to take care of the kids while they go do something else, probably fuck
Now this isn't so bad right?
>if any of those kids see me on the street they want to talk about the game, even if im with friends
>cousin always tells me that a classmate wants to know something about the game, in front of everyone
>can't go anywhere without kids bothering me
>mom and sisters make fun of me for this
Such is the life of a spic who didn't hide his powerlever near children.
