How the Fuck do I get a Meloetta?

I missed the Gamestop event when they were handing them out because of stupid circumstance and now I'm completely at a loss because the GTS has fucking nothing because it's probably a Special Pokemon and I don't have too much awesome shit to trade for someone asking for ridiculous specific weird RNG bred killing machines. I had one that was hacked in Black/White but obviously could not transfer through Pokemon Bank and even so it's long disappeared because it was on a Flashcart and memory cards fail and Acekards brick and goddammit. I'm an avid musician and I'm dieing over here not having the greatest music Pokemon ever inb4kriketune. Typing and battle strategies to me are Awesome, being able to switch between Psychic and Fighting to get STAB Psychic, Close Combat, Hyper Voice, and Relic Song with a 20% chance to sleep. God dammit that's awesome fuckwhatyousay. Also, with all the HA starter and Hoopa/Volcanion events coming up I doubt Meloetta will make a comeback any time soon. Any suggestions or generous offers? Don't tell me to deal with it because I've dealt with it LONG ENOUGH and trolls will be completely ignored.