LucariOP here.
Last thread ran out of picture spaces.
Last thread:
>>22603400 For those not familiar with this thread, the premise is simple.
You suddenly become your favorite Pokémon. What do you do? How different is your life now? How the hell did you type your response? Let's see some good pics representing you if we can.
DrawFriends and WriteFriends welcome.
BTW, I'm thankful that no one suspects my dilemma. Pic related. People think I'm wearing a costume. Kek.
MysteryCacturneFgt !j/cGP4omU2
>>22628986 Should there be some sort of archive for the content being made, or will that be done via thread archiving?
LucariOP
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I felt the need to move the thread as I'd hate to see a lack of the beautiful Archeops-san not be able to show off their art, as well as everyone else art. Stories too.
DrawGarde
DrawGarde here still with no picture because I've had a shit day, so with a name like Draw Garde I've got two pics total to show for it. Everyone was comparing where they live to see if there's any correlation region wise. Well, if anyone else is in the Cali area, then you and I are in the same boat it seems
Seer Torterra
Typing with my mouth is getting increasing hard, my earthly jaws are slowly breaking the pencil I have and I fear I cannot obtain another.
Seer Torterra
A question from my more immature self. How are you all faring with using the bathroom?
LucariOP
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>>22629022 I do believe that threads that pass 60 posts (don't quote me on this) get archived. If not, I've been 'archiving' the last two threads, and will continue with this one too.
VoicesGarde
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>>22628409 >>22628483 Nice to know there's others in the area though.
>>22629049 Humanoid shape has its advantages.
Anonymous
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>Shuckle dont even know
LucariOP
>>22629049 No one suspects me as I look like a furry in costume. Ha.
I don't know about anyone else. Us bipedal Pokémon have it a bit easier than others.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22629022 What is there even to save? Nothing but a couple cute Archeops doodles.
>>22629049 Amorphous master race. I haven't had to eat or shit since this started.
Anonymous
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>>22629101 It's content, nevertheless; besides, it would be pretty bad if they managed to get lost.
LucariOP
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>>22629101 I've actually been saving them too. She(?) is so cute.
Anonymous
reminder that this thread spawned this
Anonymous
autism hurts everyone anon
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Oh man, Im feelin' pretty powerful right now... I can read minds, shoot energy balls, move things with my mind, blow shit up.... I can still talk with telepathy, and I got 2 badass megas to choose, based on my mood. This is pretty great
Anonymous
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>>22613518 >>22621960 Not participating, but it feels kinda cool seeing pictures I made being used already.
LucariOP
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>>22629130 It the other way around.
That thread spawned this thread:
https://archive.moe/vp/thread/22581803 Which spawned this thread:
>>22603400 DrawGarde
>>22629194 >>22629198 Fuck both of you, this is serious
It's obviously not we're all just fucking around, let anons have their fun >muh autism meme We're all having a rough day/few days and we don't need you guys acting like typical /vp/ to make shit even worse
Anonymous
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>>22629049 I'll let you know when I figure it out.
Breloom anon
Learned a few more words today. Stuff's going smoothly. Also practiced my moves. Seems like it's early-season anime rules, as I tried Stun Spore, Drain Punch, Seed Bomb, Thunder Punch, Leech Seed, and Rock Tomb. All of them worked, and it felt good. Seems like I eat via photosynthesis, so that's cool.
Anonymous
>>22629247 While i enjoy the idea of this thread but only posted once in the first of them, you really shouldn't get so mad at people on /vp/ acting like they're from /vp/
Jolteon
>>22629038 Nevada here, still far west.
>>22629039 From what I've seen Torterra have somewhat of a beak, use that? And as to the bathroom conundrum, squat and push as always.
>>22629081 Glad I got something that isn't TOO out of the ordinary.
>>22629255 I'm content with the ol' bark n growl routine, although I can say my name it sounds stupid as fuck.
Anonymous
>>22629247 My appologies. i meant it merely for the anon whom i was replying to.
Breloom anon
>>22629297 Dude, you can try to speak! I've got a lot of words down! It's not that hard! Just try.
LucariOP
>>22629255 We can use more than four moves?!
I need to find that Anon's dojo, and hone my moves!
DrawGarde
>>22629292 >>22629305 I'm just playing up a character, sorry if that was too real. Just kind of an exaggerated version of myself Fair point, this is /vp/.
Which do we think is more likely though? Mystery Dungeon shenanigans, or GameFreak trying some weird technological witchcraft on pokemon fans?
Jolteon
>>22629311 I don't think you understand just how silly I sound,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c8MMiytwNs sums it up pretty good, even my roommate laughs.
Breloom anon
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>>22629316 Actually, just try to learn a fifth. It works.
Breloom anon
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>>22629335 That's a good point. I sound fairly normal, so I assumed everyone else did.
Anonymous
>>22629335 >smash mouth playing in the background. Your roommate has shit taste in music.
Breloom anon
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>>22629324 No clue. I'm from New Jersey, further away from NoA, so that might not be the reason.
Jolteon
>>22629316 Pretty sure all I got was the ability to shock shit, I'm sure I could bite the snot out of something too. So that's:
Thunderbolt (Spark? Discharge?), bite, and thunderfang, and I'm pretty sure we all know tackle and slam.
Anonymous
>>22629316 A dojo? How long has this been going on?
Anonymous
I cnt typ wth ths webed fongrs
Jolteon
>>22629361 Nigga you think that's me? I would never embarrass myself like that, Mishka needs some self-respect.
Anonymous
>>22629395 At least you have fingers. Do you have any idea how hard it is to type with leaves?
Anonymous
Why the fuck has this shit roleplaying cancer been going on for 4 threads This is even worse than the fucking Team Rocket RP threads Fuck off
Absol
>>22629407 Just be glad your not like me, i was typing with my tongue but now am typing like
>>22629404 using a pencil.
Breloom anon
>>22629382 Try other shit. Jolteons dont have the biggest movepools, but try Signal Beam, Shadow Ball, T-wave, and other moves.
>>22629392 There's no dojo lol, just try to use a fifth move. Trust me, it will work.
Anonymous
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>>22629410 3/8 made me reply. :^)
Anonymous
>>22629410 >worse than tr >implying that's possible Arceus
Oops I just killed everyone, thread over, you can all go back to Reddit and Tumblr now.
Anonymous
Okay, so I managed to use one finger to type, the process is slow but it works What the fuck happened? What do I do?
Anonymous
>>22629411 true... anyone else find it difficult to eat? i just cant get a hang of this eating without a mouth thing. I suppose i could just leave the basement and photosynthesis though.
Breloom anon
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>>22629445 Yeah, that's what I do.
Anonymous
>>22629441 >arceus destroying shit >not giratina >not tyranitar No, anon. You are the cancer.
Anonymous
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>>22629440 Everything is possible when you put effort into it, even incurable autism like this thread
Breloom anon
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>>22629473 rekt
git gud god
Jolteon
>>22629419 I'll give it shot tomorrow, outside, signal beam sounds like it could wreck some shit.
>>22629411 Haven't figured any better way to do it, tried a pen, but pencils taste better
.
>>22629443 Move to Tibet and join the monks, I'm sure they'd welcome you, ninjaru.
Breloom anon
>>22629479 Great. Maybe try something weaker like Pin Missile.
Anonymous
>>22629479 if you want to use something tasty just use the sugar sticks from fun-dip.
Anonymous
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>>22629443 Some shit happened. No one's got an explanation yet.
Anonymous
I should make a black hole. ...I can do that right?
LucariOP
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>>22629392 This post:
>>22627284 I was offered a chance in an anon's dojo.
This is what I said in the other thread in regards to that:
>>22627492 I don't want to destroy or break anything around me; after all - fighting type.
Absol
>>22629497 Seems like that would devolve into stickyness real quick..
DrawGarde
>>22629410 No you fuck off you nofun.png shitter, we're
having an ok time having some real trouble here and don't need you fucks fucking around. Fuck
That aside, interesting update from my end. Keep this in mind all you psychic hu-mons, if that's the term we're using now, out there. Tried fucking around with my psychic powers a bit, but on some mind over matter stuff rather than levitation since it's fairly obvious I'm not good at that shit. If you've got psychic abilities, it seems you can alter your physical appearance to a limited degree. So, no more dresses for me. LucariOP, this might apply to you too, don't know how similar aura is in terms of functionality.
DrawGarde
that one liligant shitposter
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>>22629505 if pokedex entries are canon then yes, but only to protect your trainer. Which i'm guessing you don't have one
>>22629508 actually they don't devolve as quickly as one would expect a stick made out of sugar to.
Anonymous
Breloom anon
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>>22629505 Don't try it. That shit's incredibly dangerous and would probably kill everyone and everything in a radius of a few miles.
LucariOP
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>>22629515 I have dabbled in looking at people's auras when I was human... maybe I can still do that and then some. I might risk an experiment in regards to my aura powers, if any, and report my findings.
Anonymous
>>22629479 I'm not going to do that, but I can however try to swim, since I am a water type. I then can just probably live in the swamp
I'll try it, even though it's a stupid idea
Jolteon
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>>22629497 If I can find some I'll definitely give it a shot.
>>22629488 Tried to use pin missile out of an open window, turns out the spikes come from my ass fur, went about as well as you'd expect, but on the bright side, it worked, thanks for the idea.
Breloom anon
>>22629554 Dude, at least try to learn to speak first. If you can't, try out your powers. You are awesome. Just hope you have Protean.
LucariOP
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>>22629554 You should wait until winter is over, Gren-san.
Jolteon
>>22629554 Try and become a legend, like Bigfoot or some shit, I want to see a documentary about finding you in the future.
>>22629566 On a serious note, however, follow his advice.
that one liligant shitposter
>>22629566 Speaking of abilities, anyone have confuse ray? I want to know if i have own tempo.
Breloom anon
>>22629579 That pic got me thinking. Can we use TCG moves, or is it limited to in-game shit? I'm assuming the latter.
Breloom anon
>>22629598 Just go out on a sunny day and see if your movements get any quicker. Also, what's Lilligant's HA again?
Jolteon
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>>22629602 It sure would open up some interesting possibilities, just don't breathe too hard.
Breloom anon
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>>22629598 Also, everything gets Swagger, so you could use that
DrawGarde
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>>22629598 I probably do because that's the kind of shit I'd actually run, but I somehow doubt I could confuse ray you from cali. Besides that, I haven't experimented with moves too much yet. The fact that I pulled off that clothes thing is a wonder in itself.
that one liligant shitposter
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>>22629609 Leaf guard. It's triggered by sunny weather too. But it rains all the time where i live. So we rarely get sunny weather.
LucariOP
>>22629598 Wouldn't one of us have to be near you? It's not like we can confuse you over the internet.
This pic might do the trick though.
Greninja
Well, my attempt at swimming didn't go swell, but not horribly either, I just floated atop of the water. I can also breathe underwater. I tried turning on my PC. Had a hard time with that and quit. Maybe this is some stupid dream. I don't know. I guess I'll see if my powers work then.
Politoed
>>22629602 thats definatly a move pool
but do we stick with 4 moves?
Breloom anon
>>22629626 Underwater breath is pretty neat.
Jolteon
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>>22629626 At least you gave it a shot. Keep trying, I'm sure you'll get the hang of it pretty quickly.
Breloom anon
DrawGarde
>>22629626 The current theories over this occurrence is:
A) GameFreak has spent huge dosh on some kind of technological witchcraft and this is all tying into their next big pokemon related thing
or
B) Mystery Dungeon without the dungeon, which means something could very well be threatening to destroy our planet as we speak
that one liligant shitposter
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>>22629625 good point... I'm in orgeon so the closest is probably drawgarde.
Jolteon
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>>22629644 Still thinking it's the former, although the latter is the most appealing, I just want all of this to have a purpose, something to better the world.
Anonymous
Breloom anon
>>22629669 Try to plug yourself in. You can live on the Internet!
Wait... That might not be the best thing...
LucariOP
>>22629644 I said 'B' in the last thread. Nice to see someone else thinks it's a possiblity too.
BTW, I don't know how fitting this is, but I figured why not?
[embed]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDNzyytIw24 [/embed]
Greninja
>>22629635 It is pretty cool, it's like normal breathing, nothing too complicated. I wonder if I have fish attributes, fish insides, and stuff.
Weird
Anyways, I have no idea how to use my attacks..
Anyone have any luck?
Anonymous
>>22629675 Don't worry, I'm quite bulky
Jolteon
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>>22629680 Just keep safe search on.
Anonymous
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>>22629644 My money's on A, and I bet something went wrong.
But that's just baseless speculation on an anonymous message board.
Jolteon
>>22629678 You have to feel it, imagine the water gushing out or forming into the shape you desire. At least that's how it works with my electricity.
that one liligant shitposter
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>>22629677 i'm the grass type... apparently.
LucariOP
>>22629677 Wow... I suck at code. I've been having an off weekever since this transformation.
Breloom anon
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>>22629678 See
>>22629255 I got it down. Not that hard. It's weird. It's like when I thought the name of the move, I already knew how to use it.
DrawGarde
>>22629695 Code? Dude you just copy/paste and 4chan auto embeds the youtube video
Greninja
>>22629689 Well.
I just knocked over the lamp, sending over a small gash of water three times, had a star-like shape.
Hooray, water shuriken.
Also, I'm hopping so high right now. Feels good.
Mewtwo
>>22629678 Just try thinking about it hard, and focusing your energy to flow out how you want it. well for special attacks that is
LucariOP
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>>22629710 >MFW I should've known LucariOP
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>>22629722 Congrats, Gren-san!
Breloom anon
>>22629722 Nice job! Take it outside for more powerful moves.
Jolteon
>>22629722 That's awesome, although I would suggest trying new moves outside where the safety of lamps is no concern. Also I can't hop but I can run like the wind blows, feels amazing, almost makes me think this is for the better.
>>22629723 I swear if you're doing this Mewtwo...
DrawGarde
Alright, if everyone else is trying out these fancy moves, I might as well. Maybe shooting something'll be easier than levitation, though I doubt it What should I try though? Psychic is out of the question for now. Shadow Ball? Thunderbolt? Moon Blast?
LucariOP
>>22629741 I'm taking that advice wth my aura powers as well. Here's hoping I don't hit something important.
As I said earlier I'll report back my findings. Wish me luck.
Breloom anon
>>22629745 If he's giving us advice, I doubt it's his doing.
that one liligant shitposter
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>>22629753 seeing as it's night time right now, moonblast might be appropriate... hmmm maybe i should try something... but i dunno what... i guess if i'm stealthy i could try sleep powder on my roommates...
Mewtwo
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>>22629757 >>22629745 I swear friends it is not me Im confused as fuck too about this whole thing
Jolteon
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>>22629757 Yeah I was a little too quick to point fingers, sorry, just eager to know.
>>22629723 Sorry about that.
Breloom anon
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>>22629753 Moonblast or Gleam. Get them STABs down first.
Mewtwo
>>22629753 mega evolve then hyper beam.... it is the only way
Greninja
FUCK I SEE SOMEONE OUTSIDE THEY'RE COMING STRAIGHT TOWARDS THE DOOR Okay, I'll be gone for a minute, I'll post when I come back
Anonymous
You guys have fun and all, but please don't make these a regular thing. It's pretty cringeworthy to everyone else. Also friendly reminder that avatarfagging is against the rules.
DrawGarde
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>>22629773 >mega evolve We didn't come with stones anon
>hyper beam I don't care if this is in game, showdown, real life, or what have you. I ain't learnin' shit moves m8
I'll give moon blast a shot, fired out the window of course. I'll let ya all know how it goes
Jolteon
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>>22629775 Oh shit, Gren-san's getting the probe.
DrawGarde
>>22629782 Personally I think this is more interesting than
>wfg >showderp >fucking clover >pokeaus >sage version >powersaves >shinyhunt It's all generals. At least this is something someone can just jump into if they feel like it, and not just a bunch of generals that you almost feel like you need to do homework on to contribute anything.
Seer Torterra
>>22629324 >>22629644 There still exists the possiblty of this being a gift anons. Perhaps from a deity from another world.
In other news I have discovered that I only require water and light to sustain myself. And waste is simply used to fertilize my tree. So alls well and good.
that one liligant shitposter
>>22629782 I just read the rules and it's not. Try actually reading the rules for once. You might learn a thing or two about how the site is run.
Anonymous
>>22629789 Bear in mind that any general will devolve into in-jokes and isolationism, just like those.
That's why, to prevent it from becoming yet another problematic general, you should keep this kind of thing to a "once in a while" thing. Not a "make a new one and keep it ongoing" thing.
Breloom anon
Going to sleep soon. Maybe I should just use spore on myself! Oh wait a minute... I'm immune... fuck.
DrawGarde
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>>22629813 Fair enough. I can at least promise you'll never see a back to back continuation from me. I'll participate, but unless it's been a while you at least won't see my starting a thread
Jolteon
>>22629802 I'm leaning more towards the gift idea, I would just like to know if there's a purpose behind it all, there better be.
Also, does anyone know Pokemon lifespans? Pretty sure I've got a good 10-15 years to make this life count. That's assuming I have the average canine/vulpine, and also that we're not immortal.
that one liligant shitposter
>>22629823 at least breloom doesn't get insomnia as an ability. Maybe now that i'm a lilligant i'll actually be able to get a decent nights sleep!
that one liligant shitposter
>>22629837 of course we're not immortal. Pokemon dieing has been canon since gen one and was never retconed. whats important is that we make the most of what time we have, no matter how long that is...
Anonymous
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>tfw no particular favorite pokemon Probably would've been better off if I hadn't posted and opted to just continue lurking.
Anonymous
>>22629812 Global rule 13, cockbreath.
Breloom anon
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>>22629837 My theory is that we are immortal unless killed in battle.
>>22629842 Lol yeah, I feel bad for any Vigoroths out there.
Greninja
Well I'm back. That someone got away, thank goodness. I'm going to get a good nights sleep, underwater. Still really confused
that one liligant shitposter
>>22629857 huh... though if that's what they wanted, why even allow us a name and picture slot to begin with?
DrawGarde
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>>22629867 Well the picture is because of it being an image board. Not a profile pic sort of thing. As for names... yeah that doesn't make much sense to me
Seer Torterra
>>22629866 >>22629775 >>22629722 >>22629554 >>22629626 I have this other wordly feeling that I probably shouldn't piss you off.
Breloom anon
>>22629884 Protean Ice Beam. That's why.
Jolteon
>>22629854 Thanks for that, I'll try not to think about it too much.
>>22629884 Protean's pretty powerful assuming he has it.
Absol
Wow, if im not killed then that means that i probably have 30 years of solitude...
that one liligant shitposter
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>>22629884 >>22629890 >>22629894 just don't forget that torrent is most likely what he actually has.
Anonymous
>>22629867 The site is first and foremost an anonymous imageboard. You *can* use a name, and you *can* upload pictures, but using them both together goes against the concept of the board.
I mean, you can put a car in drive and you engage the emergency brake, but doing both at once goes against the purpose.
Breloom anon
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>>22629905 Dude, try to use some moves! Maybe try to find an Absolite. That would be awesome.
that one liligant shitposter
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>>22629905 >solitude you don't have to isolate yourself. I'm sure a lot of people would love to have a dark dog friend.
>>22629912 well i haven't been banned for it yet, and I've yet to see anyone get banned for it.
Seer Torterra
Perhaps we can stage a meetup? Washington seems to be the center of all this, so maybe can all show up and confront Gamefreak of America. Granted it'll have to be in a few months. I won't be getting on any planes, so walking will have to do.
LucariOP
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>>22629756 So... yeah... aura is with me. VoicesGarde, I feel your pain once more; I somehow tapped into my aura powers, and I'm having a hard time concentrating enough to do much else aside from hear others' emotions and thoughts. I get the feeling this gonna be harder than I thought; on a plus side, while I expected a headache from this (and did not get one), I suspect I have the ability "Inner Focus".
Anonymous
>>22629912 >The site is first and foremost an anonymous imageboard. [citation needed]
The "do not use avatars" thing assumes you're using "avatars" in a similar way as you would on the average forum (i.e, the same picture all the time), or at least that's my guess.
Anonymous
>all these faggots who pick waifumon, eeveelutions, legendaries, and starters >hardly anyone with good/interesting taste Burn these threads. Burn them all. That is what I foresee.
that one liligant shitposter
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>>22629931 >meet-up no. I'm not meeting up with anyone from 4chan irl. No offense but from what I've heard it never ends well.
Anonymous
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>>22629941 Well those Pokemon are common favorites.
Jolteon
>>22629931 Don't think that would go very well, I see military involvement.
>>22629941 Sorry for liking something
that one liligant shitposter
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>>22629941 Just because some people see her as fuckable does not mean i am a waifu fag. i just like my lilisis.
Anonymous
>>22629941 >tempting me to pick a Pokemon like Charizard, Flareon, or Moltres Absol
>>22629951 My brain would be picked apart if the military showed up. more than likely to find out how my mind figures out in advance the disaster coming.
LucariOP
that one liligant shitposter
Anonymous
>>22629966 Why not a Houndoom?
LucariOP
>>22629982 There are trees that have lived for centuries. I suspect you could live for centuries as well. I'm jealous of the ninetails from the second thread; 1,000 someodd years...
Jolteon
>>22629969 Exactly, something similar would happen to most of us, another reason to lay low. On the bright side you have a 100 years of solitude instead of that dinky 30 according to
>>22629971 LucariOP
>>22629989 Evolve pls
You're very creepy as an Espurr...
that one liligant shitposter
>>22629990 That's what i was going on. Even roses, which are closes to what i assume i am than trees can live for hundreds of years. The only question is if it'd be worth it, living that long.
Anonymous
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>>22629941 >implying picking a mon because of favorite and not because of technical reasons Latios: can fly, is psychic and can still blend in into human society with relative ease despite that last ability being harder than others since its even more illusory than a zoroark's illusion, As in anyone with infrared vision goggles can see your real form through the bent light cloak, , your "hitbox" is significantly larger than the human form you're assuming and the winds get on the way all the time
Absol
>>22629997 True.
>>22629998 They'd probably try to tap you to find out your aural abilities
>>22630003 to see why (s/he) is sentient
>>22629989 to harness his psychic power
>>22629931 Because hes a living tank.
LucariOP
>>22630003 Just remember to avoid Heracrosses, Lili-san, and you should live a good long time.
that one liligant shitposter
>>22630013 >>22630011 well hopefully life as a lilligant is good... cause I've had suicidal thoughts before... and if life is as shitty as a lilligant as it is as a human, i'm not sure i want to live hundreds of years...
DrawGarde
So, remember how I said I was gonna try Moon Blast? Went well, no really, I got SUCH a good result. Fucking thing didn't even shoot it just kind of went 'boop' and now I have a ball of light. It's fun to make float around I guess but if the world crisis theory winds up right I think I'll serve the roll of snarky ass hole rather than an actual combat role.I have never tried drawing something like that little ball before and I'm actually kind of proud of how it came out
Anonymous
>>22630011 You guys better ready your escape plans and "dealing with the police/military" plans.
Breloom anon
>>22630050 Try to launch it!
Jolteon
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>>22630042 Don't be so negative. Positive thoughts, life will be good, you just have to make it good.
>>22630058 Blend in and act cute, got it.
LucariOP
More of an update. I attempted some more aura powers. I found I could tune out emotions and auras around me, and stick my feelers out about little more than half a mile. I can focus on certain individuals now. I'm still not getting any headaches, so maybe aura just comes extremely naturally to Lucarios.
that one liligant shitposter
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>>22630058 Ummmm... i could try sleep powder... it might work... my cat feel asleep... but that might not have been because of my attack.
Breloom anon
>>22630070 Try an aura sphere!
Update: fired off an Energy Ball. It was neat.
Jolteon
>>22630070 What if you send out those feelies to reach other mon's minds straight up Prof.X style?
DrawGarde
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>>22630061 I did. I can't make it leave me, it just kind of yo-yos harmlessly. Like it doesn't even do damage, it goes through shit. This thing is purely for recreational use only
Gallade !!HUBXGXyPg7N
Holy shit Mewtwo, I'm the real badass here. I get all of the Gardevior tits. and Semi-god tier in OU. Try killing me.
>>22629989 >dat image will free rape be provided?
Absol
>>22630058 Already am prepared for that kinda stuff. I frequented /k/ for a while and have a BoB that can at least be held in my mouth. in any cases i could at least try to take them on, seeing as we are built rather sturdy. I will begin practice with moves once my roomate leaves.
Anonymous
>>22629998 Why should I conform to a lifestyle of being an offensive or defensive pokemon? Why not have a little of both worlds?
I like who I am, even if others do not.
Jolteon
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>>22630090 I think your head-scythe is a force to be reckoned with as well, also honestly any move you have should do the trick.
Anonymous
>>22630058 >be lati >active camo engage DrawGarde
>>22630084 Bruh ok a few things.
1) don't trip, there's no point. The name thing's probably pushing it, especially if it's your first time posting
2) OU isn't a thing, this is the real world, please don't be a dumbshit and go around picking fights you'll cause mass hysteria while most of us are trying to lay low
3) Congrats on being the first gallade in a sea of gardevoirs. That said, this one ain't got tits, and you're probably not getting any anyway
Hu-mons here need to realize that despite this crap going on, you're still posting on /vp/. No reason to act like more of a dickhead than you normally would.
Politoed
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>>22629931 i cant stay in the same spot for to long or i cause mass floods and innocents get hurt
so i travel and try to learn how to control my rain powers
Anonymous
>>22630090 Remember that you can learn flamethrower, and being able to set things on fire even if it's not your speciality is always a good thing to have
Breloom anon
Gallade !!HUBXGXyPg7N
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>>22630092 Can we just at least get a more cuteish Espurr? If not, i just get i'll just Close Combat the shit out of you.
LucariOP
>>22630079 I will attempt that next.
>>22630080 Sadly, I tried, and have been trying almost constantly when I'm not reporting back here. No dice. I guess there aren't any other Pokémon within a mile of me.
>sadface.jpg Anonymous
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>>22630099 arent
we the most overpowered little shits in this scenario
Breloom anon
>>22630119 Well, maybe you can strengthen your powers.
Goin to sleep guys, good night.
Jolteon
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>>22630119 That sucks, I guess keep working at it, maybe something will come up.
Anonymous
>>22630084 Are mindfucks a form of rape?
Also, is this cuter?
Gallade !!HUBXGXyPg7N
>>22630058 >Swords Dance x20 >Close Combat or Drain Punch >??? >Profit Anonymous
that one liligant shitposter
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>>22630103 just ignore the bait fags and they'll go away
LucariOP
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>>22630131 G'night, Bre-san.
DrawGarde
I just had a morbid thought. I know for fact there's some anons who've posted here before who's favorites are stuff like Joltik. Think they're ok?
Jolteon
Anonymous
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>>22630136 You don't seem to be good at this laying low thing, enjoy being the first in getting hauled off to a lab when your plan fails
Absol
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>>22630143 Sorry to make humor in dark/light times
(Depending on who you are) but i believe they might not even be heavy enough to press down a key..
Politoed
>>22630058 escape plan huh well
if surf or hypnosis doesnt work i guess ill have to use Perish song
Breloom anon
>>22630153 I wonder how long a "turn" is.
that one liligant shitposter
>>22630143 .... Well there's plenty of places for them to hide... I'm sure if they play it safe they'll be fine!
Jolteon
>>22630143 I hope so, oh man that made me sad, someone mistaking a joltik for a common spider.
Anonymous
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>>22630143 I dont see any magnezones in here so I assume they all busted their computer's hdd, and wish they had gone for an sdd
LucariOP
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>>22630165 Electric bug humor, go!
DrawGarde
>>22630159 >>22630165 I doubt they'd be mistaken for a common spider, Joltik are still big enough for that at least. That said, big fuzzy bug would still elicit a 'holy fuck what the shit is that' reaction. Plus, Joltik are at least a pound on average so I think that's more than enough weight to push down on a key
Politoed
>>22630157 who knows
minutes probably but how many
ill know when the time comes
Absol
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>>22630106 Ok ill have to work on Flamethrower, im currently trying magic coat seeing as i dont have magic bounce given to me by my mega. though i wonder about my necklace..
that one liligant shitposter
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>>22630187 Well just in case, i will try not to kill any bugs... as long as they don't mistake me for a midday snack.
Breloom anon
holy shit I just did something that can change everything I think I'm a Breloom gijinka now. Keep the powers, gain the useful human shit (like fucking vocal chords) kinda thing. If I can find out how to do this...
DrawGarde
>>22630189 Come on poli-anon, don't be so down. Enough anons are making a ruckus already it seems by just throwing moves out left and right, and I'd assume if something were gonna happen it would by now. The fact that after a whole day nothing's happened to any of us I almost think lends credence towards the GameFreak theory now that I think about it.
Politoed
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>>22630143 ill...keep an eye out if so
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>>22630143 They will be fine. Unless they mistake my arm swords for leaves.
Anonymous
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>>22630214 this is getting out of hand
>>22630215 somewhere, a mon is plotting terrorism right now
Anonymous
>>22630133 >>22630136 I am assuming by your silence that I have not provided a satisfactory amount of cuteness.
Purrhaps, something more like this?
DrawGarde
>>22630214 I somehow doubt that. I mean, granted I don't know what sort of stuff comes with our new forms, but I'd initially assume only psychic/mystically attuned hu-mons could change their physical appearance, and even then by limited means.
tl;dr pics or it didn't happen
Anonymous
Breloom anon
>>22630234 Dont have a camera on me
even if i did this is all just an rp thread lol that one liligant shitposter
>>22630234 i can't change my appearance, but i was lucky enough to be a Pokemon that's rather humanoid to begin with. maybe with enough makeup...
Absol
>>22630244 Like that one chick on my strange addiction who is obsessed with looking like a doll? maybe that could work with you.
Breloom anon
>>22630242 Update: got a pic. IDS HABBENING
that one liligant shitposter
>>22630249 ... that's really creepy...
but yeah with enough foundation and some creativity when it comes to my leaf/arms i could appear human at a glance.
Breloom anon
>>22630267 Or maybe I can find out why this happened to me and how to make it happen. That would be optimal (although unlikely).
Absol
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>>22630267 Oh believe me, the chick was creepy, you'd definitely look more normal than the chick. Im going to get something to put on my scythe to make it look like a handle for a guide dog for the blind, that and a vest to make it look legit.
Gallade !!HUBXGXyPg7N
Anonymous
>>22630225 how long did it type to take all that?
Breloom anon
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>>22630275 If I can find out how to replicate this, yes.
that one liligant shitposter
>>22630275 nah i'm still a plant lady. but i have the potential too mae myself look humanoid.
>>22630273 i don't think that'll be necessary for me.
also isn't going full gijinka killing the spirit of the thread? Breloom anon
>>22630302 Wouldn't it be nice to have normal hands though?
Maybe, but it does throw an interesting twist in. DrawGarde
>>22630275 Gallanon, seriously, take the trip off. It'll only attract the wrong kind of attention to these threads, and I feel like they're on thin ice to begin with.
Also
>>22630302 has a point, we're pokemon, not gijinkas, you don't get to be a special snowflake half human in these trying times
Politoed
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>>22630275 nah to much attention will be drawn to us if so
Anonymous
>>22630302 Gijinka would kill the thread in my opinion. Anonymous
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>>22630225 >run killstring.exe//=true Sounds fun.
Anonymous
If anyone asks, I'm still mostly just lurking.
Breloom anon
>>22630312 I know, I know, but trust me. It happened, and I don't want anons to struggle without hands or vocal chords. Who knows? Maybe I won't be able to replicate it, and it'll be just me. Or maybe the change will be undone.
DrawGarde
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>>22630322 We weren't gonna ask and we don't even know who you are. By all means come along for the ride though, I'm just here in case I feel like drawing again, I've been in a funk for months now. And yeah, gijinkas is a thread killer in my opinion, but anons do as anons do that one liligant shitposter
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>>22630311 meh i can do without. though i'm sure joleteon would feel diffrernt...
>>22630312 yeah i feel half of the fun of this is figuring out how to adapt to the new form.
>>22630318 yup. its literally cancer Anonymous
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>gijinka you mean a human with cosplay gear? pls no :(
Breloom anon
Update: Fuck. I don't know why that happened, but it is undone. I'm just a normal Breloom again. No explanation either. Well that was weird.
Anonymous
>>22630324 The struggle is just part of the fun.
Also someone go make something big happen, you will not be able to hide all the time and it is better for it to blow out as quickly as possible
Anonymous
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DrawGarde
Ok, if this is gonna keep being a consistent thing, even if the threads aren't back to back, I think we should come up with a set of "rules" for this little predicament. After all anyone can just come into the thread and claim something happened, but if it's not something within reason then we can know they're just fucking around.
Anonymous
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>>22630322 There's always Houndoom, enigmatic entity.
Politoed
>>22630362 thanks it just make things weirder Breloom anon
>>22630373 I caused this, didn't I?
Well, it basically didn't happen at all (less than a half hour isn't much).
Absol
>>22630366 For now we must remain unseen but to the few we know we can trust. a government would be certaintly able to contain us if they wished. perhaps in smaller ways so as not to attract attention of higher ups?
Breloom anon
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>>22630384 Although it would be useful, I agree my little thing was weird as shit. I think I know how to replicate it, but if you guys aren't interested I won't say.
that one liligant shitposter
>>22630373 maybe a no legendary clause? i mean that would make some a little more op than others. [/spoilers] Anonymous
>>22630394 Someone will fuck up, probably soon. Make it all at once so at least it makes for a big stir instead of being forgotten in some research center
Politoed
>>22630373 i feel this should really just be a Mystery dungeon RP thread it be fairly simple idea no humans besides one transfered into pokemon Breloom anon
>>22630412 maybe not mystery dungeon world, but it would be neat if all humans either disappeared or transformed into their favorite Pokemon Absol
>>22630409 Either path does not bode well. a conundrum. We must pick the lesser of two evils.
Seer Torterra
>>22630373 I recommend not major legendaries. no heavily altering the story. Keep lewd things to the down low. No tripfagging. No doing things like acting we're in the same room. We must treat this as we're pokemon on a comp Anonymous
>>22630429 I pick the path of you shutting the hell up.
LucariOP
So I think I found a track of sorts that should give any non-aura users and non-psychic types a sample of what I had to deal with before I refined my aura thought detection.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_a6IJxj-6u0 Welcome to my world.
Captch: itchy
that one liligant shitposter
>>22630423 that would be preferable to all this "oh shit the government is gonna take us away and preform experiments on us" shit posting. Anonymous
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DrawGarde
>>22630386 >>22630407 No legendaries sounds good, sorry to say mewtwo anon if you're still lurking, but he/she's got a point about it being OP and honestly just all around odd. And yeah, sorta, but like I said if these are going to be consistent then some established rules would only really help things. Maybe another one should be no powers outside of your pokemon's limitations? Honestly I think my whole basic appearance changing thing is pushing it, but I figure psychic mons would have some mind over matter bullshit to get away with it. >>22630412 This is kind of, but also kind of not an RP thread in the first place though, so just shifting it completely'd be pretty odd. >>22630429 Well, if anyone would know if things were gonna go to shit it'd be you, so keep us posted Absolanon if you get any funky vibes out of nowhere
Politoed
>>22630423 not that world exactly but its pretty much be same properties there be explorers bank clerks cook shops guilds pirates bad pokemon and good pokemon Anonymous
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>>22630440 think of this as a story, and right now is stagnating harder than WH40k LucariOP
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>>22630439 Embed's not working (for me). Just throw the link into a new tab.
Slurpuff
I don't know why, but I suddenly feel delicious.
Breloom anon
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>>22630444 I would prefer that it's like we're the last creatures on earth, us Pokemon There's a lot of us, but shit's abandoned and stuff Absol
>>22630438 Rage dilutes the thought process and emotion takes over. i am merely stating the fact that we are faced with a tough question.
>>22630442 As of now there is feelings in the pit of my stomach. either path we take is not boding well. Perhaps we must forge our own paths. though grouped we hold the strength.
Jolteon
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Just went for a car ride for pizza, both were glorious
>>22630466 Stay separated and lay low, as a group we wouldn't last more than a few days seeing as surveillance has gotten so advanced, there's nowhere for us to hide, staying singular until a purpose becomes clear is the best option so far in my opinion.
that one liligant shitposter
>>22630458 It's a good thing i still don't get how to eat without a mouth and that i live in probably a different state because you're giving me a craving for cake.
Jolteon
>>22630481 Maybe if you believe hard enough sunlight can have a flavor?
Mienshao
Everyone think I am girl. I can fight now. Only know few words. Keep tripping over fur whips. I miss human clothes.
Anonymous
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>>22630439 Ha, that kind of reminds me of a happening when I was a younger Espurr.
A few weeks ago, actually.
Breloom anon
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>>22630481 Eh, I don't crave food anymore. Photosynthesis tastes so damn good, Lilli. Try it!
>>22630488 Oh it does, Jolts. And it tastes better than anything I've ever had.
Also iyou guys can call me "Loom" if you want to.
DrawGarde
>>22630437 I like all of these as rules. So, a basic list is No powers outside of your pokemon's capabilities No major legendaries, but I suppose that means stuff like... say... phione is on the table? No tripfagging because we don't want to be known for that kind of shit No lewd shit No altering the "story" so far. That said I'm not a fan of this government stuff either. We really should figure out an actual direction to go with this In general act like we're still posting on an anonymous image board, because we are, we just happen to have all been turned into pokemon for reasons we've yet to decide on. Sound fair so far guys? LucariOP
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I can't speak for anyone else, but I feel we have deviated from the core of the thread. This is/has been fun, but changing the world? I'm not psychic, but I have a bad vibe about changing the formula of the thread.
that one liligant shitposter
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>>22630488 maybe... at least it doesn't have a bad flavor.
>>22630492 i'm just lucky that i was a girl before all this started.
Seer Torterra
>>22630505 Im good with these rules
PORYZ0001
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Slurpuff
>>22630481 I'm already feeling uncomfortable and a little bit of something else. I know what this other feeling is, I just can't place my finger on it.
>>22630505 Forget about the government, let's focus on how our families grew/are growing accustomed to us so far. Absol
>>22630505 Agreeing with "seer"
Without some guidelines there is anarchy no?
Breloom anon
>>22630505 Seems fair, though I'd like to go on the "just hu-Mons" route.
that one liligant shitposter
>>22630505 this gets my seal of approval. >>22630523 that works for me too Breloom anon
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>>22630523 Eh, they were weirded out at first, but I wrote them an explanation. They're cool with it. I usually mind my own business anyway.
Politoed
Slurpuff
>>22630529 My mom and grandma were baking something and I went onto the table to see what it was, but I got some of the creme-stuff that was on my head into the batter. Here's hoping it doesn't ruin the thing...
I agree. With anarchy, there is chaos. In chaos, there is no God, there is no Allah, there is no Magic Conch Shell. Anonymous
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Anonymous
The best things of being a serperior, by an anonymous serperior: 1) 5 limbs: two vines, 2 short arm leaves most of the time folded towards your back and your tail 2) Your choice of eating or photosynthesising 3) Fast and bulky 4) Exuding regality
DrawGarde
>>22630518 >>22630523 >>22630529 >>22630543 >>22630544 So it's mostly unanimous then I assume. Whoever starts the next thread, we should probs put the rules in a pastbin, or just smack in the OP. This is fun and all, but let's try to keep things subtle and on track. Also, I'm game for just kind of daily updates for now. Stuff like new things we're discovering about our new forms, or how our friends/family are adjusting. We'll figure out a "story" of some sort later? Breloom anon
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>>22630556 >Spongebob reference You just made me a happy Breloom.
that one liligant shitposter
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>>22630564 yeah that's reasonable. if anything i can see our 'story' being more slice of life than anything Seer Torterra
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>>22630523 Agreed. My family isnt taking the change very well. They thought I was addicted to Pokemon as it is so this isnt helping much. Thankfully I was in a lower floor at the time so no crashing through the floors.. My brother hasnt played Pokemon in years but his his favourite Pokemon still seems to be Charizard (typical Genwunner).
I'll will be attempting to leave my house tomorrow
to see if I can't find a nice female glaceon to cuddle. I wonder how the ice will work Slurpuff
>>22630556 Update: They loved the change in the cupcake batter.
LucariOP
>>22630505 As OP for the last three threads of this, I agree on these terms; they make sense, they're concise, and more than a bit fair and balanced (I'm looking at you "Arceus". Those are now the rules, lest we see fit to change them.[/spoilers] ditto
We're all "of age" here. Anyone tried to do it with someone yet? Was it a human? A pokemon?
Jolteon
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Family doesn't know yet, not sure how they feel about my absence, most likely they're worried, but not much I can do about it now. Roommate's pretty chill with it so far, even though he loses his goddamned mind and tries to call me by name like a dog, pet me like a dog, and cuddle me like a dog. Only one of those things is allowed, and that's the petting, shit feels insane.
Slurpuff
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>>22630562 I'll keep that second thing in mind and watch out whenever I see a Serperior.
>>22630587 No. Still a virgin here. Been that way since birth and will most likely stay that way when I die.
Seer Torterra
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>>22630580 I'd also recommend no "Ditto, now i'm every Pokemon"
that one liligant shitposter
>>22630577 You're making me really want to taste you.. I'm smearing ice cream on my face... Nothing close to an opening has been found. I am very disappointed.
PORYZ0001
run autostartup.exe Inf//=true run sweetalk.ivi Hey! I figured a way to boot up and talk normal now. Now I don't have to show all that logon jargon. But boy, does it hurt. And I can only do it on my home PC; The logs only match my ID. Anyways, I'm down for those rules. Sounds like it'll be fun. Sure wish I could go outside though... temprep#//=true
Slurpuff
>>22630596 Look up "lilligant pokemon amie" if you're so curious where a Lilligant eats food.
that one liligant shitposter
>>22630601 but you're a porygon! You could find some sort of sim game that you could enter.
Breloom anon
>>22630587 I want to try, but I don't know how it would work. I have genitals, but is it physically impossible to fuck a 'mon not in your egg group? Do any of you still have functioning genitals?
I know mine function because I fapped to gijinkas a bit after the change. I guess I'm more into that now. that one liligant shitposter
>>22630606 I've tried. but it doesn't open any sort of mouth. I'll have to resort to photosynthesis i think.
DrawGarde
>>22630601 Well I mean, Porygon do exist in the "real world" in pokemon, so there's gotta be some way for you to materialize. Then again, that might make it harder to communicate if you're out and about in a physical form, since typing would be a pain in the ass.
Still, maybe just something to work on over time. If I can get out of my "dress" and make balls of worthless light, you can materialize yourself I'm sure.
LucariOP
All this aura stuff has left me a little tired. I'm gonna hit the hay. You all have a good rest of the night, and pls bump the thread if it seems to be dying. LucariOP, out.
that one liligant shitposter
>>22630613 Well... i would look... but I've not been all that horny since i turned. Too busy trying to figure out how being a plant work... liligants can breed but im still a plant and thus not sure if i even have a vagina...
Breloom anon
>>22630624 You know what? I'll hit the hay as well. Keep the thread alive guys. Breloom out.
DrawGarde
>>22630629 To be frank, since pokemon have no visible genitalia, I always assumed pokemon bred like chao. Magical ring of horny flowers signals it's mating time, and then a happy dance and phantom music and with a magical poof there's an egg
>>22630624 Night OP, we'll let ya know if anything interesting happens. Same to you
>>22630634 Slurpuff
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>>22630613 >is it physically impossible to fuck a 'mon not in your egg group? I thought it was just physically impossible to have kids with a 'mon not in your egg group.
>>22630617 I guess you just absorb it into your body somehow then?
>>22630629 Something something flower anatomy something something pistil.
that one liligant shitposter
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>>22630639 ... I can live with that i suppose. At least i won't want to worry about getting my period and getting sexually frustrated any more.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>TFW still unsociable These psychic powers are liberating, and at least I'm not a male, they seem to get most of the weird attention. I always did sort of want to be a cat, this is probably even better.art not mine
Jolteon
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>>22630587 Oh no, I'm not trying any of that shit, I know what evils people do to my evolution pool, not even gonna risk that shit.
DrawGarde
Brief question: What's everyone gender? I just have a feeling not everything'd match up like you assume it would, and want to get a clearer image of you anons in my head. After all, male gardevoir reporting in
Anonymous
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>>22630608 That's right! Were did I leave those Sims 3 BIOS files...wait, if I can put myself in anywhere in cyberspace, what game should I play? I mean, playing vidya games was what I most enjoyed when...well, you know.
I'll figure it out by next thread. Until then I will PROPERLY logoff and shutdown.
rep
>>22630621 It's hard to say... it is quite comfy here in cyberspace. And fun too! Plus, how would I type with these useless apandages in reality anyways?
But then I wonder how I'll tell my family...maybe thats where your right.
Standby...
Seer Torterra
>>22630679 I am of the male category of my species.
that one liligant shitposter
>>22630679 Was a female before, and i'm a female still. it would suck if i was a male before this since liligant is a female only mon.
Absol
>>22630679 A male of my species.
Slurpuff
>>22630679 Male before, male now. Thank goodness male Slurpuff are a thing.
Absol
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I believe we need a new thread.
Jolteon
Anonymous
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>>22630639 Just gonna leave this here.
DrawGarde
>>22630690 >>22630692 >>22630694 >>22630696 Sort of considering drawing the "og" anons here. Sort of. Like I said, been in a funk before this and pokemon are hard enough to get down. That said, if you've got any physical traits that carried over into your transformation, lemme know. Might make something fun for the next next thread
Seer Torterra
I shall go create the next thread if no one else cares to do it.
>>22630716 a simple pair of glasses is all I need.
DrawGarde
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>>22630725 I'll do it, making an image for it now
that one liligant shitposter
>>22630716 well i still need my glasses... which is really hard to keep in place without ears... And my hair foliage is only shoulder length like my hair was when i was human.
Slurpuff
>>22630716 For some reason, I kept my facial "hair" from before I became what I am. And "hair" is in quotes because I'm still not sure if this creme stuff is actual hair or not.
>>22630733 Consider two monocles, I guess.
Anonymous
>>22630667 A s-senpai...?
>>22630679 Was undecided, but going with Female Espurr since everyone else is going the non-genderbent transformation route. Anonymous
Jolteon
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>>22630716 Nothing really stand-outish, contacts?
Anonymous
>>22630667 >another Meowstic purrfect. Absol
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>>22630716 I got bad eyes so glasses are a must.
(irl slight heterochromacy of my right eye but i think thatd be a bitch to add) that one liligant shitposter
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>>22630737 Fancy as heck. Might consider contacts for convince but not sure i could apply them. putting something in my eyes goes against ever instinct i have.
PORYZ0001
standby//=true
run replog.exe
rep
>>22630679 OH GOD I DONT KNOW WHAT GENDER I AM HELP HELP HELP!!!! 1!1! 1! 1
FATAL ERROR7373I29xxc Data has become corrupted!
Kill log? Y/N
Y
FATAL ERRROR86I470cxc evilive.exe has failed
FATAL ERROR89479I8xxc detfexev.ini has failed
FATAL ERROR6838379ccx poryz001.avu has failed
EXECUTUABLE NOT FOUND
ERROR 768P0P
ERROR 78YP0P
ERROR 746P0P
ERROR 467P0P
STRING NOT FOUND
ERROR 343xxc
autorun kill.exe
WORM DETC-hdhh7899b&&/$#
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^#&€hjidjhhh///#=#+&)(//ERRORERRORERRORERRORERROERggguebj_=:/!&hhdbd789&/^!;pppJjio89)&;?
Anonymous
Breloom anon
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>>22630716 I don't really need anything different.
Slurpuff
>>22630667 >>22630738 >>22630742 I heard female cats are generally more aggressive than the males, so I'm going to be careful around the likes of you.
>>22630770 Last I checked, Porygon line genders are unknown.
...Are you okay?
Anonymous
Are there anons in japan? Because someone fucked up BAD, watch the news now
DrawGarde
>>22630799 >>22630799 New thread guys
Did I do ok? Never started a thread before
Anonymous
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>>22630784 NO IM FREAKING OUT AND CORRUPTING MYSELF AHHHH,*=; 8839IHDIEN88374HD9
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AUTOKILL
AUTOKILL
AUTOKILL
ADMINAUTOKILL
ZUJHVDU79^&^^##":, GHFNjbd? ILL BE NORMAL BY NEXT THREAD IF POST&&÷;&hhfbrke&* OH GOD IT HURTSgghjd689!!
Absol
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>>22630791 It is as i feared. indecision led to overthought led to disaster. truly i am of the 'white demons'.
Anonymous
>>22629939 >[citation needed] If you go to this site called "
4chan.org " the very first sentence says:
>4chan is a simple image-based bulletin board where anyone can post comments and share images. >anyone can post comments >anonymous >image-based bulletin board >imageboard Do you really and truly want to argue this? Really?
Jolteon
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>>22630806 Yeah I think that's perfect for new threads, not too lengthy and gets the point across.
Anonymous
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>>22630828 >>anyone can post comments >>anonymous Anyone can post comments doesn't enforce anonymity. It simply implies freedom of speech. Anonymous
>>22630442 no legendaries? Well this should be my last post then thanks for the ride even if it was a short one guys sorry for not posting before but I accidentally a noisy neighbor this morning and I spend the day trying to rearrange his mind yeah I have seen some shit... He should be ok he may not remember anything before his ten birthday and have some trouble reading but he wasn't the brightest person in the world so noting of value was lost, but I think I need to lay low for a while before I get discovered and someone with a masterball get ideas and try to capture me, see you in the future and good luck with your powers... Anonymous
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>>22630986 It's okay, little Mew. Check back whenever.
Anonymous
I move that someone make an IRC for this thread so we don't have to have threads every single day.
Anonymous
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>>22630986 S L E E P I N G~~
LucariOP
LucariOP
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>>22631369 I agree. We should also post the rules there as well.