>>22693316This one's gonna be long.
Hilda: "Cuh...CUUUUUUUTE! Hey hey hey hey, where'd you come from? You're not seen in Unova, are you? Uwaaaah, nice to meet you! Oh you're so cuuuuuute, little cutie-scales, cuuuuuute!"
Rich Boy: "You there! You were just staring at me, weren't you!"
Hilda: "I barely glanced that way, but,"
Rich Boy: "More beautiful than a celebrity, my existence is nearly a crime! Ah, but our eyes met, so we simply must battle, such is the destiny of Trainers...And on that note, let us begin!"
Hilda: "Hah..."
Black box: Rich Boy wants to fight!
Hilda: Yaaaaay
Rich Boy: "To think this could happen..." (also they wrote "butt" on his butt)
Rich Boy: "Hm?"
Sandshrew: "How about we shake things up a little and you double that money, punk? We wouldn't want for someone to get injured, would we?" its eyes say.
Box: Slash
Rich Boy: *undignified piglet squealing noise*
Hilda: "Eh? This amount is really too much..."
Rich Boy: "HA HA HA, there's no need to worry about it! Please, take it. I'm begging you."
Sfx: (Heavily)
>cont'd 
