When we last left our "heroes", they were dealing with the strange phenomenon of being turned into their favorite pokemon, seemingly for no reason. Initially only a day or two to adjust to the change, a little less than a week has passed since their change. How have they dealt with things? Have they mastered their powers? Have they caused any trouble, intentionally or otherwise? We find out now.Rules: No major legendaries No tripcodes No changing what little plot is established No lewd shit Post like you normally would on /vp/, since you know, we're still on /vp/ As the thread implies, a little autism is ok, but keep shitposting and general dick headedness to a minimum So apparently there's more people in Cali who play pokemon than I'd initially realized. Slowly become sort of a mascot at my job. Talking still isn't on the table though. Anyone put anymore thought into what's going on? Is it gamefreak doing this? Is mystery dungeon habbeding?Also sorry I haven't drawn any other anons yet, haven't had much time to. I'll try to for the next/ next next thread tho. And if you don't like the thread, we're gonna stick with ALANHA, so there's your filter keyword. It's so easy
Seer Torterra
Wait, so it this the correct thread or is the other one the right one.
Myuutsu
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>>22681863 Too many twats in the last thread. Go with this one. Don't link the new thread in the last thread. Thanks.
DrawGarde
>>22681863 I made this one in the hope that it would contain less shitposting and negativity. Since we got such a rough start this Friday.
Myuutsu
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>>22681883 I cannot apologise enough.
Anonymous
REMOVE FURRIES E U M R O R V I E E S
Anonymous
>>22681901 remove eurries?
Anonymous
Myuutsu
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>>22681927 It seems we have failed to evade the peasants.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22681954 I am sorry, dear sir, your numerals are not quite as glorious as mine.
Myuutsu
>>22681954 No thank you, are you the latest victim of the hu-mon?
Seer Torterra
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Well it is good luck for me that I had midterms the week before this had all happened. The week was all well and good for me. The threads obviously seems filled with less civilized individuals. Can they not keep their opinions to themselves? We are no bother to them.
Myuutsu
i literally cant stop sucking dicks
Anonymous
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>>22681954 >>22681965 >both off by one Your glories weep.
Myuutsu
>>22681978 My oh my, that post seems extra legitimate... 1 minute wait between posts for spam protection, these posts are 27 seconds between each other...
Anonymous
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>>22681974 >hu-mon pls go back to wherever you came from
Myuutsu
Myuutsu
>>22682010 Also, genderless. Please go.
Myuutsu
>>22682024 wow. Are you still trying to ruse as me? holy shit.
Anonymous
Myuutsu
>>22682035 >> the false Myuutsu can't stop sucking Dick. That explains that. Can my hu-mons please back me up?
Myuutsu
>>22682062 >>22682058 quit triggering me please.
Myuutsu
Anonymous
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>>22682058 I see no dubs.
Nope, no dubs 'round here.
Anonymous
Myuutsu
Myuutsu
all i see is shitposters..... where are my hum-ons?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22682168 got your 6 right here
Myuutsu
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>>22682152 Not sure if troll or true. Either way, hello.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22682168 >>22682178 Fuck off, those are my 8s.
There are many like them, but these are mine.
Myuutsu
>>22682193 >>22682192 >>22682178 So, what happened to you guys (hu-mons)?
Myuutsu
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>>22682208 i tried to talk to a girl and pissed myself crying
Anonymous
>>22682208 These dubs happened.
GiratinaGloryHole666
I want to become Giratina to create dark holes like Hoopa to be sucked off by several Pokemon from the normal world and release the black matter semen over locations of the world and create more children of Satan. Satan is Giratina btw because it is the Devil Pokèmon!
Anonymous
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>>22682208 ID RATHER BE CHECKING NUMBERS
Anonymous
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>>22682223 >one off from quads >only dubs in thread never get checked. This thread was dead before it hit the ground.
Anonymous
>tfw no numbers checked This thread is off to a horrible start.
Myuutsu
Anonymous
>>22682253 FAG FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG FAG FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
FAG FAAAAAG
Myuutsu
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>>22682250 Well, we tried.
Myuutsu
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>>22682273 DAE DAE DAE :DDD
GenwunWetDreamSR
i wanna be fugged by stealth anal beads
Myuutsu
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>>22682336 oh man how did you get like this?
Myuutsu
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>>22682336 Welp, there you go.
Anonymous
Where were you fags when thee TRRP threads just started
Anonymous
>>22682237 Unfortunately, fleshlight technology doesn't have shit on Giratina yet.
Myuutsu
Anonymous
PORYZ001
run maxstart.exe run sweetalk.ivi Well it looks like we can't have these threads anymore. It was fun while it lasted. GAME OVER del /poryz001
Anonymous
>>22682385 >>22682528 There was a man who turned up round our way once, put up a tent in the park he did, put notices all round the street saying he was going to put on show a TERRIFYING CREATURE called, the Dubsfoogle. No-one had ever seen this thing before. The show was on for 2 o' clock the next day, next day we all turned up to see THE FIERCEST INTEGERS IN THE WORLD, THE DUBSFOOGLE.
Seer Torterra
>>22682568 forgive for butchering your language.
restore poryz001
run backup.exe
Please. Let us try to keep this going for longer.
Anonymous
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>>22682584 The man took the money at the door and we all poured into the tent with the curtain in front of it and we waited. And waited. And waited. For 3 fucking hours we waited, until suddenlywe heard a terrible noise. There was an awful yelling and crying, there was the noise of singles rattling and someone shitposting, suddenly the man came running onto the stage. All his clothes were torn off, there was shit on his face and he screamed 'QUICK! GET OUT, GET OUTTA HERE! THE DUBSFOOGLE HAS ESCAPED!'. We all got up, and ran out the door as fast as we could. By the time we got ourselves together, the man was gone!
We never saw him again. We never saw our money ever again either. And no-body, has ever seen, the Dubsfoogle.
PORYZ001
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run maxtartup.exe
run sweetak.ivi
run autorep.ivi
>>22682612 You did a shoddy job damnit! But seriously we saw this coming mate. Anonymous
Hey, I'm back now. I've learned how to type with all of our appendages. This week has been alright. I've begun eating mold off of the houseplants, their detritus, and algae from the aquarium. So far, it seems enough to sustain us. I don't think I need to work anymore, but maybe just find more yummy new things to eat.
Myuutsu
>>22682720 try eating more memes
Anonymous
>>22682857 I would say kill yourseld but it appears you are the memelord of this thread
That's just scientifically fascinating
Myuutsu
>>22682871 the fucking edge on you is impressive
Anonymous
>>22682898 Thanks m8 i r8 8/8 on ur b8
Anonymous
>>22682914 >>22682898 shut the fuck up and post more memes
Myuutsu
Anonymous
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>>22682954 Wow you're more autistic then the actual furfags. This is what happens when autism is not used in moderation.
Anonymous
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rip this thred
Seer Torterra
The posters of shit and dubs seemed to have gone now. DrawGarde? LucariOp? I suggest that now would be a good idea to return
LucariOP
Seer Torterra
>>22684222 I believe now is a good time to return.
How was your week?
LucariOP
>Come back to real ALANHA thread >Find nothing but shitposts and bothered hu-mons >MFW All the shitposters should leave. We don't jump into your threads and throw autism and RP in your face, so don't be throwing your shit in ours. TL;DR? GTFO
Anonymous
>>22684312 >Even mentioning shitposters Don't bother. Just do what you do.
PORYZ001
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run sweetalk.ivi run autorep.ivi Perhaps it would be a better idea to do the threads later at night past the autists' parents' bed time
LucariOP
>>22684265 I've been good. I've perfected my aura sight; sadly I only have a mile, which is pretty good considering that Lucarios normaly only reach half a mile on average.
You wouldn't believe the shit I've seen... On a plus side, I know for a fact that I have Detect as a move, and some sort of electric-type move. The electric one makes me feel light headed though. Any idea what electric-type moves make you feel light headed or at least lighter? Maybe Jolt-san knows.
Myuutsu
>>22684351 Things aren't going great here. Wound out banned due to multiple people under my name posting pokeporn all over the boards. How fucking benevolent. LucariOP, you did see my posts, yes?
PORYZ001
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run st.ivi
run ar.ivi
stop crpt.die
>>22684265 Stole a blokes copy of Ableton Ultimate. Need to make some based beats with VIs so when I hack my enemies it does so with a sick song.
Uni life is really hard. I'm still under the radar and haven't exited cyberspace yet. Been having to access security cams to see lectures.
I'll need a way to exit without scaring anybody. Perhaps I should learn Psychic or something.
Also,
>>22684340 . Just do this and it goes away. I've learned that in here so far...
Absol
>>22684351 My rusing idea worked and my roomate knows its me now by my excessive intake of caffeine.
attack training is going well and i suspect the 4 move limit was to prevent perfect reactions.
didnt post during the siege earlier. just ignore and carry on.
LucariOP
>>22684387 Yes. All of them. It's a nice... surprise to find a Mewtwo here, btw.
LucariOP
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>>22684398 It's funny you mention that, Ab-san. I got the feeling as well that we can have more than four moves earlier this week.
PORYZ001
run primesleep.exe Are you sure you wish to sleep? Y/N Y Thank you for using PokEOs Mobile v.1.3.0!
Myuutsu
>>22684417 Yes, I understand, I fucked up with the rules, but since nobody knows how to change back, I'm just going to hang here until there is either a rule change, or you start coming at me with pitchforks and torches. Just help me out pls.
Anyway, 18 hours since being hu-mon and already have the know how of cooking dinner whilst in the toilet. Telekinesis mate, it's awesome.
LucariOP
>>22684439 G'night, Porygon. Compute/dream/sleep well.
Myuutsu
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>>22684455 So, in regards to the rules, and the current situation I'm in, LucariOP, Do I stay?
LucariOP
>>22684450 I honestly never saw a problem with legendaries in the first place. So long as it's not an abusive portrayal (like that one douchbag who was Arceus), I personally don't see a problem with it. Myuutsu
>>22684450 >>22684482 Fantastic. Also, DrawGarde had an issue with me using :D or XD etc. here. Just starting using 4chan after the human/hu-mon change, is this the wrong thing to do?
LucariOP
BTW, Myuutsu. Do you know what electric moves can make the user light headed or feel lighter? I discovered another move I have but the light headed part of it makes me stop concentrating on it and not use it fully.
LucariOP
>>22684495 It's largely frowned upon to use emotes, other than tears. Not sure why, but meh.
Anonymous
>>22681025 Autism & Pokesona Thread?
Ok, I'll bite.
Well, at least since no one can Mega Evolve now I don't have to worry about needing a mega stone.
Heh heh.....
;-;>tfw Anonymous
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>>22681025 >No major legendaries Who the fuck are you to say what's my favorite pokémon? I woke as a Rainbow Arceus, there's nothing I can do about that!
Anyway, about two hours ago I went to take a shit an accidently created a pocket universe. I suppose that will cause me some trouble.
Myuutsu
>>22684505 >electric moves can make the user light headed or feel lighter I honestly couldn't say. I'm assuming I'm Psychic type (for obvious reasons), but I couldn't answer that for you. You did talk about going to hone your skill or some dojo shit, so, move tutor moves only contain two electric type moves of you entire potential move set, either Magnet Rise or Thunder Punch. Honestly, I couldn't say.
>>22684509 Alright then, good to know that now.
Seriously, having to switch between SK and JP VPN's due to those autists posting here. The ban is removing on Tuesday my time, but had to find a way back here to sort out this problem.
Anonymous
>>22684495 Did you not know? Tears are manly.
>>22684518 ;_;7 FlygonJinn
>>22684518 Also, has anyone even figured out the mechanics of this logically?
Like, how the fuck do I gain EXP?
Do just punch a random rock or do I actually have to kill animals?
And can I not learn any TM or HM moves? And what about Egg Moves?
Seriously this shits bothering me more than it should.
Myuutsu
>>22684535 Understood. Also, would you like to change your name from Anoymous to something that represents you being hu-mon? Just if you can. Thanks.
Myuutsu
>>22684542 How should it bother you? You are fully evolved...
Anonymous
Deino
>>22684535 Also an update on myself for this week-
I found the way to the bathroom without sight. Yay.
Learned Take Down. Hurt like a bitch.
Bought pizza. My scheme to not get seen worked.
Also, texting. My tiny little fingers have adapted greatly.
>>22684542 You're like a wild mon. No Egg Moves I guess since you weren't born a mon.
>>22684546 Forgot about that, thanks.
Anonymous
>>22684522 Magnet Rise sounds about right.
Holy shit! That means I can fly! I can cover more ground that way while searching for more hu-mons with my aura sight.
Rainbow Arceus
Hey guys, have you tried masturbating yet? I can't because I don't have le hands xDD So I created a Lucario to help me out. It's turning out quite ok, but I'd appreciate if he stopped trying to "reach for my aura" if you know what I mean hehehe
that one liligant shitposter
Whoa hey sorry for vanishing for the last day. turns out i know ingrain. Which is weird since that's an egg move for petil... anyways I was in the backyard, enjoying some photosynthesis, and when i was full i couldn't move. I was rooted to the ground! My roomate eventually came out to check on me and she got a kitchen knife to cut off the roots. How is everyone else?
Wooper
So quick rundown:
>Dig is awesome for getting past doors and stairs >Typing still sucks >Life is still really uneventful aside from the obvious I also have to say i'm really not a fan of the phrase "hu-mons." We're just fucking around in a thread, we don't need to make up some nickname for it >>22684542 >And can I not learn any TM or HM moves? Go listen to some music related to the type of move you want, it might work
Myuutsu
>>22684566 You can hover now?! AWESOME. VISIT ME PLS. HOVER BROS!
>>22684569 LucariOP? Was that you? Ewww... No more Hover Bros. m'kay?
>>22684570 Next time, please use a concrete surface or a patio (outdoor wooden surface)
Anonymous
>>22684569 >Le sigh Please try to keep it cleaner.
And yes, I have tried... but I'm not saying anymore. Anonymous
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>>22684599 It wasn't me. Honest.
He said he created a Lucario, not teleported me.
Myuutsu
>>22684603 ... Promise.
Also, your name is Anoymous again.
Rainbow Arceus
>>22684398 Run, amigo. If your roommate knows you're an Absol it is a question of time until he decides to rape you.
FlygonJinn
>>22684549 Well, TECHNICALLY I'm 27, so really I shouldn't even be evolved, if it's going by the whole "Lvl is age thing"
And I still want to learn moves I can't learn naturally too.
>>22684554 >>22684578 Well, that makes a BIT of sense I guess.
And another thing actually, can I die?
How can I heal? Do normal berries work the same way as Pokemon berries work?
And really, most importantly,
who the fuck to I fuck? Do I have to find a Girl Flygon somewhere or is there a Ditto I'm forced to use?
Because I'm sure as hell not using these fucking hedgeclippers called hands.
LucariOP
FlygonJinn
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>>22684599 Well, I have levitate, so yeah.
Rainbow Arceus
Hey buddies, I guess I just learned Judgement. Dubs pick which Middle East city I will destroy.
FlygonJinn
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>>22684648 Wouldn't it just be more fun to go to local churches and fuck around with them?
That'd change their thinking on religion enough.
Myuutsu
>>22684632 Yeah, sorry for the delayed responses. Like i said, during the autism phrase this morning, I wound up getting IP banned. So I'm having to use a South Korean/Japanese VPN to get around the ban. The ban expires on Tuesday my time, so for now, my responses will be a bit slower than if my connection wasn't going through a VPN. 50/20 turns into 1/1... (i forgot how to make the sad face)
Absol
>>22684623 The term 'i can spit fire at you and burn you alive if you try to hurt me' comes to mind after he tried to call animal control once. gave it to him on a notecard. and no i havent had to act apon it yet.
Deino
>>22684628 You just became a Pokemon and you already want to fuck something?
Coolmon
g0ys, was feeling a little weird by the morning and looked myself at the mirror to find myself transformed in pic related. any cool moves I could learn? I'm afraid my GF will suspect that I'm not human anymore if I try to get sum pussy. But I dunno, she's blind and has down's, maybe I can fool her
Myuutsu
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>>22684648 ALLAH AKBAR!
(please don't)
FlygonJinn
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>>22684667 No, just wondering!
I'm not horny if that's what you think
b-baka.
Myuutsu
>>22684668 Umm... LucariOP? Do we have rules for Fusions?
N
Coolmon
>>22684661 Evading your ban will result in a permaban.
Myuutsu
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>>22684684 It'll have to be done for now. As you can imagine, I'm in a bit of a predicament. I do need the initial support for those first few days. And, like I said. I'm not the one responsible for getting banned. At least three others under my name copyid my actions in the threads I was posting in, and then posted pokeporn in other threads in /vp/. While I can't say for sure if IP spoofing was involved, it was certainly posted under my IP address, thus I was banned. The ban expires on Tuesday. Make another ban if you want. I'll come back easy. This is a matter of life or death (in RP) for myself. Thanks.
LucariOP
>>22684677 No. We don't do gajinkas either. Just straight up humans turned Pokémon. that one liligant shitposter
>>22684677 i don't think we do, but i also don't think we intended on this level of bait.
Myuutsu
LucariOP
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>>22684648 Don't call attention to yourself. The last thing we need is the government up our asses.
Myuutsu
>>22684717 Look, it doesn't hurt to run things by the OP, even the silliest items of agenda.
that one liligant shitposter
>>22684723 Whoa no need to get angry! I was just poking a little fun.
LucariOP
>>22684666 >Satantrips >Post about fire and death You sir, are a WinRar. You are the reason Ozzy writes what he writes for lyrics. \m/
Myuutsu
>>22684723 > no exclamation points in post >>22684732 Not angry, just stating a point.
On another tangent, after becoming hu-mon, my WT luck has increased ten fold. So many shinies! Then again, it may just be injections, i don't know.
LucariOP
>>22684754 You psychics have it easy when it comes to playing the vidya... these damn paws suck. Of course, I'm just thankful I can still type.
that one liligant shitposter
>>22684754 Uhg. Why can't injectors keep their cancer to themselves? I once got a shiny cottonee from the gts and i've always had to question it's legitimacy.
FlygonJinn
>>22684765 You think your hands are bad?
Now I have to turn my head to the side just to look at the screen!
Myuutsu
>>22684766 Oh come on! Who doesn't want a Jolteon named "Ebola Nigger"?
Myuutsu
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>>22684772 Invest in a ultra-sized Oculus Rift?
FlygonJinn
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>>22684772 Hah, just as a posted that look what I fucking got on my 3Ds screen.
Fucking Hackurai.
Then again, it could also be a Porygon or a Rotom just as easily doing this.
Also I just realized how hard it is to hold my phone, and now hard it's gonna be to hold my laptop and this fucking thing.
God fucking dammit..
Absol
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>>22684743 Odd seeing as i like alot of rock music and used to have a particular affinity towards ozzy.
that one liligant shitposter
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>>22684777 Okay that makes me kek a little, but that's only because the censors are bullshit. i could go on all day about how much i hate them but its stuff everyone here has already heard before i'm sure.
Deino
Myuutsu
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Like you. I've got to eat too. I'll be back fairly soon. Making more food. Reference the post above.
Anonymous
>>22684666 >>22684777 First Satantrips, then Arceustrips?
WTF
that one liligant shitposter
LucariOP
I just got back from a short flight to test out Magnet Rise. I might be in trouble... Turns out people are still out at nearly 2 in the morning, and flying karate dogs are scary as fuck and panic inducing...
Absol
>>22684834 perhaps just sensing the emotion is not the limit, perhaps you could influence the emotion?
Seer Torerra
I find the addition of legendaries to be most concerning. It threatens the legitimacy of this thread in my opinion.
that one liligant shitposter
>>22684857 well there is supposed to be a rule against it *points to op* but whatever.
LucariOP
>>22684838 Nope. I'm pretty sure humans don't normally see flying blue spiky dogs, and would freak out like normal people would. I really, really hope they didn't take any pictures. It's one thing to go to a convention and have people think it's a really good costume, but it's another thing to be seen using my powers. The world is just not ready for us...
FlygonJinn
>>22684857 Why the hell did I read that in a British accent?
LucariOP
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>>22684857 >>22684864 I don't see a problem with it as long as they behave. Absol
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>>22684865 true, your not a psychic type so its only logical that you would not have such power.
LucariOP
Here's hoping the military hasn't been called by morning... if you don't hear from me in a month, I'll probably be in Area 51, being dissected...
Deino
>>22684895 DON'TFREAKOUTDON'TFREAKOUTDON'TFREAKOUT FlygonJinn
>>22684895 I live in Nevada, so I'll probably be there sooner.
Plus I have that Classic "Ayy lmao"-looking face, you might just be called a new species, all for sure get dissected Deino
>>22684916 >Nevada Funny, I think it fits your Pokemon well.
that one liligant shitposter
>>22684895 >>22684926 shit should i go run off and hide in the forests? I don't want to be dissected but i also don't want to be without my internet. and its winter... it's cold outside...
Deino
Myuutsu
>>22684895 Wouldn't hurt to learn human speak / telepathy / written word with huge paws in the event it does happen. They shouldn't have to slice you up, more so if it's intelligent life form (us), they'd take samples, you'd be in the news, and you could go within a few days of discovery with a huge waifu following now. Why the fuck not?
LucariOP
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>>22684945 Being a steel type, I'm safe (for the most part) from cold. But I'll be checking the scanners and doing some aura sighting to see if I'm in trouble; I have at least a mile with my aura sight, so I'll see them coming if they do come.
FlygonJinn
>>22684926 In OTHER news, my 3ds is still glitching up.
I wouldn't be surprised if this bitch was trying to get into my game.
I mean, I'm already a fucking Pokemon, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE NOW!
LucariOP
>>22684964 >A waifu following People like Pokémon/Lucarios that much?
FlygonJinn
>>22684964 He's a REAL LIVE FURRY, a Waifu Following is a fucking understatement.
Wait..
>Waifu Is he actually a she or am I just reading this wrong?
that one liligant shitposter
>>22684979 well when the cherry blossoms of magic romance academy are in bloom, anthyding can hadplen.
Myuutsu
>>22684985 3,023 photos of explicit Lucario on
rule34.xxx If you need to get off to somebody of your own kind, Welp, there you go.
STATSTICS!
LucariOP
>>22684991 I am a male Lucario. Kek.
FlygonJinn
>>22685015 >Pretty much MFW that entire episode But back to related topics, if Pokemon is fairly popular, and if say, EVERY person who likes pokemon is now a Pokemon, will our would soon become the real Pokemon world?
Think about that for a sec.
>>22685030 Oh ok. Hahah
LucariOP
>>22685028 Annnnd I bet more than half of them are gay or female Lucarios with breasts. The only Pokémon that looks good with nipples is Miltank.
LucariOP
Myuutsu
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>>22685047 Just get of to what you desire. You deserve it after running this thread for such a long time.
Deino
>>22685044 >will our world soon become the real Pokemon world? If that happens, I hope you enjoy being trade fodder/ enslaved/ bred to death.
I'll just... stay here.
that one liligant shitposter
>>22685044 .... but i don't want to be caught in a pokeball to be forced into battle for the amusement of children...
FlygonJinn
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>>22685054 So I can either go around the world in only a few seconds, get to legally beat the shit out of animals, or have sex till I die.
So better than what I've been doing before I was a Pokemon?
Anonymous
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>>22685054 Good thing I found that have Detect and Magnet Rise so far; catching me is gonna be epic fails for anyone trying to catch a flying, future-predicting, karate dog.
Anonymous
Anonymous
FlygonJinn
>>22685084 >>22685087 Shhh...
Checks aren't important now.
Anonymous
>>22685097 No fuck you, checks are always important.
FlygonJinn
>>22685103 You're right...
Checks are never not important.
Anonymous
>>22685106 dont you mean checks are
NEVER EVER not important Anonymous
>>22685106 Not a good meme.
LucariOP
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You know... you'd think if I'd mastered my aura sight, and the Detect move that Lucarios probably get because of having such prowess with aura, that I'd probably be be able to use aura-based attacks. I'm gonna go do some testing, and be careful about it this time.
FlygonJinn
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>>22685126 >>22685131 So wait, are check important or not?
You know what?
I don't give a shit.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22685146 Legendary Spaghetti Creampie
Myuutsu
>>22685146 Rectal cock fucker.
Why
FlygonJinn
>>22685146 I probably shouldn't do this...
Fuck it.
>Feature-Length Donkey Massacre Whelp
Anonymous
>>22685146 Top Schlong Expander
Anonymous
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>>22685146 Disgusting Cunt Revengence
>seriously Anonymous
LucariOP
Anonymous
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>>22685171 Its better than whatever this rp shit is
FlygonJinn
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>>22685171 Fine then faggot.
Anonymous
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>>22685171 >>22685173 Le go fuck yourself :DDDDDD
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
LucariOP
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22685203 IT'S TOO LATE
YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS
LucariOP
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>>22685203 Except you Lilligant. You can stay.
FlygonJinn
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>>22685183 >>22685190 >>22685196 >>22685199 Yep, it's that time again.
Time again to leave 4chan a bit and watch more Panty and Stocking.
I'm out!
PEACE!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
LucariOP
This. This is why I suggested an iRC. Like the horsefuckers of /mlp/ and their one particular iRC I heard about. God dammit...
Anonymous
LucariOP
Anonymous
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>>22685216 i just wanna know what that yellow thing spyro is putting on the sandwich is.
Anonymous
Why not make a skype group or use a board site that isn't 4chan you dorks. The concept amuses me and could make a good RP that I wouldn't mind joining in on if I wasn't sure it'd turn creepily sexual.
Anonymous
FlygonJinn
>>22685225 >>22685242 Fucking these.
4chan isn't a good place to do this shit at ALL
Anonymous
LucariOP
>>22685242 Because it just seemed like it wasn't too much to ask for a fucking thread to ourselves. Not all of us has Skype or knows of boards for stuff like this.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22685256 You seem a little flustered friendo. Calm down and check my dubs.
Anonymous
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>>22685256 You weenie, you help out people with getting sykpe or some other chat program, or you go find an already established RP board on shit like proboards or whatever is the popular one right now. Or hell, just use GaiaOnline and get the benefit of laughing at the terrible threads and unwarranted elitism of that shit hole while having a secure area to create threads. There's even a bunch of Pokemon items and an animal avatar base you can use.
You're on 4chan chucklefuck, make an effort or continue trying to put up with spammed threads and not being able to do anything but wallow in selfpity.
Anonymous
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>4chan >RP thread Who the fuck even thought that was a good idea? Gotta be pretty autistic.
Anonymous
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I DIDNT KNEW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO GET ADDICTED TO PURE ELECTRICITY, BUT WITH MOTOR DRIVE IT IS TIME TO LEARN MAGNET RISE AND MAKE SHIT HAPPEN
Seer Torterra
>>22685256 Perhaps friend... Perhaps it is time to let this die for today.
LucariOP
>>22685267 Fuck Reddit. 4chan was online first.
And secondly, was it really too much to ask for some harmless autistic fun? Jesus fuck.
This. This kind of shitposting that we've had to put up with now for two days is why 4chan can't have anything nice. Hell, a lot of this shitposting should stay in fucking /b/. We all get penalized for posting topics irrelevant to certain threads. Why the fuck should shitposting be any different?
Anonymous
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>>22685289 The salt mine is real.
Anonymous
>>22685289 Please don't swear friend
Anonymous
>>22685289 just go make an IRC or something, not like things are gonna go better here you know Myuutsu
>>22685242 The problem with beginning something like that, is how to securely post our actual skype names without receiving autistic skype requests.
>>22685289 Word.
(yet I happily use both messageboards)
LucariOP
>>22685314 Like hell I'm gonna give up and let this thread die. I refuse to back down from aimless, no life, basement dwelling, /b/tards.
Anonymous
>>22685318 Good luck with the shitposting, faggot.
Slurpuff
>>22685318 >/b/tards >not underageb& Anonymous
>>22685318 Don't give up yet, show these shitposting retards that you're the bigger guy.
LucariOP
>>22685329 I'm an oldfag. Not some cancer that decided to jump onto 4chan in the last month. Get your facts straight.
Myuutsu
>>22685326 >>22685329 We make RP to escape from reality, like a person reading a good book, except we create it as we go along. You wouldn't read a book which ends up showing a shock image every second page.
Anonymous
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>>22685317 make a throw away account? make sure you put a message before sending an add request? l2block and remove people? After the initial amusement and bandwagon of 'lel spam le furry austists' it'd get pretty easy to filter people out.
Sticking purely to skype or an irc would quickly lead to stagnation anyway, you're better off being part of a message board too.
Like I said, I want to join in if it was on a message board of some kind even if this current drama is making me laugh at how it's being taken lel. You'd end up getting more people and less shit posting if you just went to another site. LucariOP
>>22685326 Thank you. I will.
Anonymous
>>22685337 >expecting an rp thread to not attract shitposters Myuutsu
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>>22685348 Well, we can hope, but most certainly not rely on not occuring.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22685340 But is 4chan really the best place for that?
If you really want to do this autistic shit, wouldn't you want to go do it somewhere safer that ISN'T to be bombarded by shitposting every time you try?
Anonymous
>>22685339 >runs rp threads then gets mad when people start shitposting in them >trying to make rp threads on 4chan >BUT I'M AN OLDFAG LucariOP
>>22685340 I couldn't have said it much better; I'm tired as it's late.
Slurpuff
>>22685337 >>22685348 For you. Back on topic, still haven't found a suitable target to try Attract on.
Myuutsu
Anonymous
>>22685339 Obviously you aren't an oldfag because you still don't understand RP will never work on 4chan.
Myuutsu
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>>22685364 If things do get too hard to handle, send me a message at
[email protected] I'll filter the spam and that sort of flith, just talk to me about this if you can.
LucariOP
>>22685367 Do you really want that kind of attention? Attract causes infatuation. The last thing you'd want is some yonderé Pokéfreak chasing after you.
...unless that's what you want, then by all means. FlygonJinn
>>22685363 >>22685372 They have a point, if you're just gonna be this fucking butt-hurt about it and not try to fucking report it like you SHOULD, then do this somewhere else.
Really a general chat site or Kik/Skype is the better solution to this shit.
Myuutsu
>>22685382 Let's be honest. Who doesn't want to find a partner? Human or Hu-mon?
Anonymous
>>22685386 nah, funposting is more fun
Anonymous
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>>22685399 excellent dubs my funposting friend
LucariOP
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>>22685389 I... don't know. I'll have to get back to you on that.
FlygonJinn
>>22685399 Hey, I LIKE funposting.
I don't do it myself, but most of the time I can get a laugh or two, and really it's what makes 4chan special really.
If it DOES bother me, I go watch PSG.
Now I also don't condone it, but if you REALLY want to do it, and you REALLY want to get banned, then by all means, do it.
Anonymous
>>22685416 >getting banned because of funposting in an autism thread rofl
Slurpuff
>>22685371 >>22685382 Thanks for the tips, guys.
>>22685418 I got banned for a day from funposting too hard in the anime thread. Anonymous
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Autism Speaks: The Thread
LucariOP
>>22685386 Nope. I'm good now. I guess I was just still stressed about the military possibly finding me.
Anonymous
>>22685416 go back to watching your slut cartoon
Anonymous
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>>22685426 >letting yourself get banned :^)
Anonymous
>>22685416 >4chan >RP thread >Banned for funposting Funny joke.
Myuutsu
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>>22685431 Like I said, act like a intelligent being, and they'd treat you like a fucking god. M'kay?
Slurpuff
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I'm beginning to laugh at how redundant all these posts mentioning autism are getting to be. I mean, the name of the thread is literally ""A Little Autism Never Hurt Anyone."
Anonymous
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>>22685431 The military already got you and you're so hopped up on experimental drugs you think you're still free
wake up
wake up
wake up
WAKE UP
FlygonJinn
>>22685418 >>22685443 >Implying this new admin won't be more strict. He's trying to get rid of Loli, I doubt he's going to be that tolerant with this shit.
>>22685434 >Not calling it /MLP/ the anime Missed opportunity m80.
Slurpuff
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>>22685454 >>Not calling it /MLP/ the anime >Missed opportunity m80. This, kids these days are unable to make clever insults to save their lives. LucariOP
>>22685431 That reminds me. I think I might also have Calm Mind perhaps... or Nasty Plot. I'm not sure which yet.
Captcha: istov
"It's tough"
Anonymous
>>22685454 >proud of watching /ML/ the anime holy moly
Anonymous
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>>22685460 You have autism
And also fail AIDS
Anonymous
>>22685454 >Implying anybody in their right mind would ever believe that 4chan is good for RP? You wot m8?
FlygonJinn
>>22685463 Yeah, I know
Fucking strange, isn't it?
Anonymous
I think something is wrong with me... I didn't think I'd be turned into an eevee since everyone is saying they're their favourite pokemon. Though I don't have an all time favourite, maybe that screwed it up. Anyone else surprised? I mean, yeah, turning into a pokemon, surprising shit. Didn't anyone expect something different?
Anonymous
>>22685476 Not as strange as your brain cancer
FlygonJinn
>>22685473 I mean he's probably gonna get rid of all Shitposting as well as Funposting.
These threads will go as well most likely.
Even though there are slight differences.
I think? I don't know, it's hard to tell really.
Anonymous
>>22685477 EEVEEOLUTIONS A SHIT
LucariOP
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>>22685477 Personally, I would've half expected to be a Chesnaught; I like armadillos, they're kind of cool and resilient and junk.
It helped not being a Fire/Fighting type for the 4th time in a row. Anonymous
>>22685490 bruh, I don't even know if I'll be able to evolve, let alone being reminded of all those sick fucks who whack off to eevees.
For a pokemon that is meant to have so many potential paths I sure don't have a lot to look forward to.
Anonymous
>>22685488 Your view of the future of 4chan scares me.
A safe haven for all people who want to be nice and play in a censored environment where a single nasty comment will get you banned.
How strong is your grasp of reality, faggot?
Anonymous
LucariOP
>>22685496 You and I are in the same boat, PokéFriend. There are many a PokéFreak out there that faps to Lucarios too.
Anonymous
>>22685496 Well, you're set for life in the income part now, just whore yourself out to rich furfags.
FlygonJinn
>>22685483 But really, what kinda fucking insult is that?
Come on, try harder this time faggot.
>>22685499 >Implying I want that at all. Hell fucking no, i want all you fuckers to stay, you people are what make 4chan 4chan, I just am scared for what's to come.
LucariOP
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>>22685506 Bookmarked. Thanks. I'll keep that in mind if/when we decide to move.
Anonymous
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>>22685511 An insult that made you reply, autismus maximus
Anonymous
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>>22681025 I thought you said a little autism.
Anonymous
>>22685511 I'm just saying it doesn't make any sense. I'm sure if you ask any common person (Implying the random you ask on the street just happens to know what 4chan is) if an RP thread would work. They'd not only tell you you're a fucking idiot, they'd die of the cancer you just induced within 15 seconds.
LucariOP
>>22685511 I think you fell for his b8 m8. Ignore him. Myuutsu
>>22685507 Amen. (shamefully)
Anonymous
>>22685525 >Ignore all the problems, sweep them under the bed Just go to a more sensible place to do this shit rather than lashing out like a worthless faggot.
Anonymous
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>>22685525 Oh, you really dont "get" 4chan, mister "oldfag"
Anonymous
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>>22685507 You get freaky mind/aura powers and a steel typing. I'm a small foxrabbitcat. I think you win this round haha
>>22685509 nah man, sex only confuses me at how absurd the obsession with it can me. Shit makes me uncomfortable even before you bring in creepy furfags and fetishshit.
Myuutsu
Thought I should add that there was this party going on just a short walk from my house. Very loud music. It's good that I can manipulate people like pawns in order to shut the fuck up. The party is silent now. Brilliant. I could have just used calm mind, can anybody confirm?
FlygonJinn
>>22685524 I KNOW this shit don't work.
This whole fucking thread is proof of it.
I came here to fuck around, I'm not being serious with any if this shit, just having a bit of fun that's all.
>>22685525 >Being this much of a pussy. You sure you're an Oldfag?
LucariOP
>>22685529 Sadly, you're in that boat too. What with those sexy
(kidding) X and Y mega formes, you're gonna get a whole lot more attention.
Pic kinda related
Anonymous
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>>22685544 I can confirm these dubs
Slurpuff
I tried the Attract thing. Thank goodness the person I tried it on didn't wind up wanting to be the gf of a cupcake dog. That probably would've led to some trouble.
Myuutsu
>>22685550 You're fluffy like a cat. Who doesn't love that?
Then again, somebody might mistake you for some sort of a lint monster.
Fuck it, I say try again.
LucariOP
>>22685545 I don't know; I'm hella tired. Kek.
I'm not normally up this late.
Deino
>>22685550 So I'm taking it semi-worked? Congrats if so!
Anonymous
>>22685563 >Asked if he's an oldfag >Replies "I don't know" So which is it?
Slurpuff
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>>22685562 >You're fluffy like a cat. Who doesn't love that? Most people, though most likely in the way that they love their fluffy pets.
>>22685566 Well, it did work as I hoped, at least.
FlygonJinn
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>>22685563 >"I don't know" I know you're fucking not.
You've been on less than me, that's for fucking sure.
LucariOP
>>22685568 >Which is it I'm whatever you want me to be, baby.
I told you I was tired. Of course, I also should've mentioned I get loopy when I'm tired. DrawGarde
>someone keeps using my name No. Fucking don't do that. Why me? Why me of all people? I mean, using trips is probably the easiest way to attract more shitposters than ever before, but do I really need that just to keep people from using my name? God damn seriously. Thread's long as fuck and I didn't think it'd be back up and running. I miss anything worth while?
Myuutsu
>>22685546 Can somebody give me the pussy please?
LucariOP
Anonymous
>>22685585 If your tired, go the fuck to sleep. It's only logical. If you don't go to sleep when you're tired you're a damn idiot!
Then again I never really thought you'd be the type to actually put out any sort of logical thought.
FlygonJinn
>>22685591 How do we know you're the Real Drawgarde?
Anonymous
Myuutsu
>>22685599 or it could be because he has low blood sugar. Lucario, go and get something to eat and drink
FlygonJinn
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>>22685604 Almost all of those dubs have already been checked faggot.
DrawGarde
>>22685601 Suppose you don't, but lemme ask you this. Aside from the other og anons every person I've seen mention me mentions that I draw like this apparently. So why would they have saved my pics?
Anonymous
>>22685599 >missed the dubdubs that one liligant shitposter
Guys i need some help. I encountered an issue im not quite sure i know how to handel. i have this friend, and we've been friends since like 6th grade. We hang out all the time and we're pretty much as close as sisters. well she invited me out to a casual lunch with her and a couple mutual friends... and well... somehow i don't think that'll end well. She's a really sweet girl and i don't want our friendship to end, but how do i explain to her what's happened so that the next time she comes over to my place she doesn't well. freak out?
Anonymous
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>>22685608 Or maybe he's just a fuckin' idiot.
LucariOP
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>>22685599 And here I thought you didn't care, Anon-san. You're right, I should go to bed.
Nice doubledubs, btw. Myuutsu
>>22685616 i don't understand the concept of checking for dubs
Slurpuff
>>22685592 b0ss pls b0ss pls gibe de pusi b0ss I'll try Attract again on different people, if only to see if it works differently.
>>22685618 Send her a message that says an unbreakable gypsy curse happened that turned you into a plant person with no animal-like mouth
DrawGarde
>>22685618 Honestly lilanon, if you guys have been that close that long, I think having a serious sit down conversation about it is fine. Call her over so it's just you guys talking, it'd be easier to digest face to face I think
Myuutsu
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>>22685618 "Look girl! Imma pretty flower! "
FlygonJinn
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>>22685615 I don't know man.
People sometimes try really hard with that kinda shit.
Anonymous
>>22685624 that means you don't belong here
that one liligant shitposter
>>22685625 isn't that pretty much what happened?
>>22685628 I want t but, what if she doesn't recognize me, an easy mistake, and freaks out before i'm even able to say anything?
Anonymous
>>22685618 Pretty much what
>>22685628 said. It's only been a week but I'm sure this will become more widespread and public. I've had to help the neighbours out with their kids turning into various fire and energy beam spewing monsters.
Be patient, be understanding, try not to get too upset if she freaks and doesn't talk to you for a bit.
LucariOP
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>>22685608 And, no, I don't have low blood sugar. It's 4:42am where I am. It's really, really late/early (depending on how you look at it).
DrawGarde
>>22685640 Speak frankly and bluntly as you can. Flat out tell her "Hey so I turned into something really fucking weird. I know, that's dumb, but you need to come over, see for yourself, and talk to me about this stuff."
FlygonJinn
>>22685618 Do I have to go into RP mode for this?
I've been in casual mode for almost an hour...
God dammit, RP mode go.
Myuutsu
>>22685639 i even went and checked know your meme for double dubs and i still don't understand the term double dubs.
LucariOP
Anywho. I'm heading to bed. See all you PokéFriends later. LucariOP, out.
that one liligant shitposter
>>22685649 ... Okay. Thanks. lets just hope she doesn't mind being friends with a tiny planty person. I think i might actually be shorter than her now, which is saying something considering how short she is. (5 foot 1 inches last i heard)
>>22685643 Yeah... Hopefully. Cause like internet friends are great and all, but ill get pretty lonely if i end up loosing the one friend i actually get to see in the flesh.
Myuutsu
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>>22685653 And we have been RPing. Talking about how to handle different situations in hu-mon form.
that one liligant shitposter
>>22685653 [spoiler[ you're pretending to be a person turned dragon mon and yet you haven't been rping? Were you literally turned into a flygon? [/spoiler:lit]
FlygonJinn
>>22685653 Hey, I just wondered.
Do super-effective moves work in the real world?
Like, if DrawGarde went and punched me in the face, would it hurt more than say, LucariOP punching me in the face?
Also, 3DS is still fucking up.
Let's hope it is Giffany or at least a Cute Rotom girl.
That'd be nice..
Myuutsu
Anonymous
>>22685591 it's one of the reasons why tripnames are created. /vpwt/ uses them because authors need to identify themselves without worry of impersonators.
FlygonJinn
>>22685667 You don't fucking know!
For all YOU know I'm a fucking Anime Girl!
Deino
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>>22685671 Probably? I mean I'd try but there ain't no dragons 'round Cali that I know of.
DrawGarde
>>22685654 Oh and dude, blunt honesty here, if you don't even know what double dubs are, I suggest you spend more time lurking before posting very often. And if you are going to post take the name off. I don't think I actually started making posts until I'd been monitoring the board for like a month. Trust me, I know it seems dickish to just say "lurk more", but it's the easiest way to go about learning phrases, terms, etiquette, etc.
Also I'm pretty sure a mewtwo is against the rules of the thread >>22685674 Trip names? Is that the same as a tripcode, or something else I just haven't heard of? I'm curious
>>22685676 Hey bruh turn the swearing down, that's my shit. You stealing my shtick we can fuckin go m8
Slurpuff
>>22685683 Double dubs are dubs followed by dubs of a different digit, like 7722 >>22685671 I wonder if PoryZ001 would be able to see what the deal is...?
Myuutsu
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>>22685671 I would assume so. Similar to how LucariOP could throw a punch and I'd pause him mid punch to knock him out. But we are good mates, so why should I?
Anonymous
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>>22685661 Ah yeah, I get you. I only have the one IRL friend and she's probably going to crush me with hugs, I promised to help her pick out a pup or kitten in a few months when she had money saved up for pet emergencies... and well.... I am a small fluffy fox thing now.
Keep your eyes out for other new pokemon. Or find someone who's figured out all the psychic bullshit and come help me out with all these kids! There's only so much an eevee can do against a 7 year old Greninja who is really enjoying his new water shuriken.
Deino
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>>22685683 Trip name is literally the name along with the code.
lurkmore Anonymous
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>>22682375 Checking my new sweet tentacle thingies
, this barney the dinosaur body and dem sick numerals bro
that one liligant shitposter
>>22685676 Wow fuck off dude. You're kind of being a prick for no good reason.
Myuutsu
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>>22685683 LucariOP allowed it to pass. Proper bloke (hu-mon)
>>22685687 Thanks for a true explanation.
FlygonJinn
>>22685683 Oh you wanna fucking go m80?! Cause I can
I have my own Shtick, it's called "Posting Random Reaction Images and Referencing Things." Cursing shouldn't even be anyone's shtick really. Also who the fuck uses that word anymore? FlygonJinn
>>22685692 >Implying I'm being shitty I'm just joking man, not trying to be rude.
At least I think?
Maybe it's my Dragon Typing....
DrawGarde
Alright, so. No access to tablet tonight, and besides that I'm tired as fuck. But, I plan on starting the pic with the og humon anons tomorrow before work. Look forward to it if I can manage to draw jolteanon half decently
>>22685700 Fite me sunglasses boy, we'll go mega y mega- Oh wait.
And the cursing being my shtick is an exaggerated version of myself. I swear like a sailor and I'm deadpan, it's my thing, I'm just nicer about it irl and try not to swear around people I don't know. And fuck you I use shtick it's fun to say Anonymous
>>22685720 a bit of
dragon rage ?
Slurpuff
that one liligant shitposter
>>22685720 yeah i guess a dragon being a drag on the thread would make sense
Wooper
been lurking the past few hours, not gonna take any of this stuff too seriously tho. bookmarked that one link posted earlier tho Guys how do I change batteries without hands?
Deino
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>>22685730 Don't compare me with THAT Myuutsu
>>22685733 Like I said earlier. Wedge that shit with a knife.
Seer Torterra
Good night fellow anons. Let us see if we can weather the shitposting till tommorrow.
Wooper
>>22685742 But i'll shock myse-
Oh, right.
FlygonJinn
>>22685723 >Pic Related >>22685722 You're mega a frail fuck, a FRAIL FU
Well I'm sorry ok, I'll TRY to curse less. TRY. Also I don't really hate that word, but it's just really out-dated M-Garde is fucking frail though >>22685730 Fuck you Carlos.
that one liligant shitposter
>>22685751 sleep tight plant bro.
Seer Torterra
>>22685762 and to you... plant sis
DrawGarde
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>>22685761 Bruh I'm not really mad about you swearing. It's fucking 4chan, I don't give a shit. And M-Garde is tight as fuck that one liligant shitposter
>>22685761 if i could flip you off with my leafs, i would.
Anonymous
>>22685772 No need to work yourself into a frenzy, plant.
all the cool kids are drawing or namefagging maybe I'll do it next thread Myuutsu
I'll be turning in for sleep fairly soon, I'll start a new thread at midday tomorrow NZDT (UTC+13). Anybody have a problem with this, please tell me now. Oh and greninja from earlier. Fuck you too.
FlygonJinn
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>>22685751 >>22685770 I swear to god every thing you type feels like it could be read by a British Narrator.
Or Morgan Freeman.
that one liligant shitposter
>>22685777 i've been considering drawing what liligant me looks like but i've only ever been a good writer. Drawing isn't my thing.
DrawGarde
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>>22685783 As the OP of the last couple threads, counting this one, go for it. I got stuff to do regarding art and amiibo tomorrow so Imma be a bit on the busy side. Just remember to post the rules and whatever we've got as a story thus far. On that subject, are we still just providing updates, or did I miss anything interesting?
Wooper
>>22685760 I keep forgetting about this bit, can't get it through my head that I'm totally immune.
Guess it kinda sucks I can't go outside much anymore because plants, not like I went out much to begin with.
bit curious as to how bad it would be Anonymous
Hello there guys how is it going is there place for a misfortunate fella who became living gelatine dragon?i promise to behave
that one liligant shitposter
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>>22685809 depends... what gender are you?
Myuutsu
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>>22685809 Yup. Hop right in.
FlygonJinn
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>>22685809 As long as you don't think you're only a certain gender then I guess why not?
Slurpuff
>>22685807 Try comparing rolling on the grass to being hit with a leaf that's been shot at you or being whipped by a vine.
FlygonJinn
>>22685817 FUCK.
I just realized!
I can't eat Ice anymore!
DAMN YOU 4x WEAKNESS!!!
Deino
Wooper
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>>22685817 Just touching it doesnt seem to be bad so far, which is good. Probably because it's winter but whatever, also not as cold as I would think.
>>22685826 REKT
that one liligant shitposter
>>22685826 i can't eat anything but sun anymore... no mouth.
and i dunno how ill get enough of it once it gets too cold for a plant like me to go outside. what with winter coming.
Anonymous
>>22685799 I always forget some part of lilligant's hair and head dress whenever I draw them. Even if you chicken scratch something in MSPaint it'd give reference to other drawfags in the threads they may want to draw something. I adore PMD which is why this thread interests me and may end up doodling junk for it. >>22685809 You any good with kids? I think the parents would be I bit iffy about the goo but fuck 'em I'm the one trying to play sheep dog to their hyperactive pokechildren.
Better question, how good is your aim? This braviary kid is getting dangerously close to figuring out how to fly and I haven't been able to form a proper Shadow Ball yet.
DrawGarde
>>22685807 >>22685817 >>22685826 You know I wouldn't worry too much about the weakness thing. I work in a kitchen, which means a lot of steel and other metals abound. Totally fine. Eat your eyes, step on the grass, do what you will
DrawGarde
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>>22685836 >eat your eyes ice, ear your eyes, fuck i'm tired. Night
FlygonJinn
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>>22685836 >Eat your Eyes You really think that's a good idea?
that one liligant shitposter
>>22685830 this is wonderful. thank you so much.
>>22685835 yeah maybe i will.... Wooper
>>22685833 Better get to learning Sunny Day
Myuutsu
>>22685833 i would say for you to invest in hydroponic lights
that one liligant shitposter
>>22685844 but that's a tm move for me. how do you learn a tm move if tms are not real?
FlygonJinn
>>22685844 So if where going by "TMs are normal Music CDs" now, does she have to listen to the Sesame Street Theme?
Slurpuff
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>>22685836 >Eat your Eyes Am I really that tasty?
FlygonJinn
>>22685854 We're*
Also I don't know who's a female and who's not so if I mistook you for one my mistake.
Wooper
>>22685853 Find music that has to do with the sun.
>>22685854 I don't know, they should try out "Walking on Sunshine" or something. I'm sure someone here could accidentally learn Sandstorm by listening to Sandstorm
DrawGarde
>>22685860 Liligant anon is a female, I took a brief survey in one of the earlier threads since I wanna draw shit for everyone
that one liligant shitposter
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>>22685854 >>22685860 nah i'm a girl. Always have been. Hopefully always will be. please liligant is a female only species so even if i wasn't before i sure as hell am one now.
FlygonJinn
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>>22685866 Oh yeah, and hell, since Lilligant is 100% Female it wouldn't have mattered if she was or not.
that one liligant shitposter
Deino
>>22685842 4 u
>>22685864 >learn Sandstorm by listening to Sandstorm Darude Sandstorm DrawGarde
Wooper
>>22685872 That'll work just fine
that one liligant shitposter
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>>22685874 You are the best deino anon!
Wooper
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>>22685874 needs more drawings that one liligant shitposter
>>22685877 >>22685878 >>22685860 wait a second. This might not work. After all the Japanese name for sunny day translates to "clear sky"
FlygonJinn
>>22685866 >>22685874 >There isn't a drawing of me yet >There probably won't be a drawing where Me and Garde are cooking shit in the Kitchen and then Hilarity Ensues God damn those feels.
Anonymous
I get to spend all my time alone now>can't play video games anymore no its not fair! I have time now its not fair!
Wooper
>>22685887 You wont know if you dont try.
>mfw i just accidentally learned rain dance I always liked the rain and it's even better now
>>22685893 You're in the same boat as me, hope you really like turn based RPG's because thats all you can really do without hands
DrawGarde
>>22685892 I've got notes down of small things to keep in mind about other anons. Any characteristics carry over for ya flyganon? Still need glasses or something maybe? Anything not normally seen on flygon. And I cook alone dude sorry
that one liligant shitposter
>>22685898 i don't see any sunlight and i can't tell if it's cloudy or not because it's 2:37 am where i live and dark as heck outside right now.
DrawGarde
>>22685904 If the japanese name is "clear sky", maybe that song that's like "I can see clearly now, the rain has gone". I don't know the name tho
Wooper
FlygonJinn
>>22685900 Hmm...
Well, I do have Cyan-Colored glass, they COULD be my goggles but in a Cyan tint instead of Red.
And I guess maybe shorter/smaller claws, because I tend to bit at my nails a lot.
And I guess a Cyan, Red, and Lime Green colored scarf, to fit my color scheme a bit.
But that's it really.
Deino
>>22685892 I was gifted with EXTREME SPEED
in drawing .
that one liligant shitposter
Anonymous
Eevee anon here, signing off for the night to sleep through this storm that's kicking up
Deino
FlygonJinn
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>>22685911 Glasses*
Bite*
I also can't spell.
>>22685913 Yassss
DrawGarde
>>22685913 Pffff, you're great Deino anon. Though not to be a nitpicker, but I've got sleeves and pants, not a dress bruh. Still, cute as heck
Deino
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>>22685927 for you
>>22685917 Good night Eevee Anon
>>22685915 Reminds me of Defog
Wooper
I wish there was a faster way of typing that didn't involve pecking the keyboard with a pencil.
Deino
>>22685943 Dance on the keyboard? You have sorta tiny feets.
Wooper
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>>22685952 thhhhhisssss woooonttttt wwwwoorrrrkkkkkk Wooper
>>22685952 thhhhhisssss woooonttttt wwwwoorrrrkkkkkk Maybe if i try grabbing the pencil with my tail Maybe if i try grabbing the pencil with my tail
Wooper
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>>22685965 shit i fucked that up pretty bad, fuckin ctrl+v FlygonJinn
>5:00 AM Whelp, I'm going to sleep then. If you don't see me tomorrow, I'm probably going to probably be in Area 51, send DrawGarde or Myuustu or heck, anyone really to help me.
Deino
>>22685965 Your tail is like a buoy though isn't it? >>22685973 I'd try but I'm just a simple lil Deino. G'night and sweet dreams fellow Dragon.
Myuutsu
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>>22685973 I will be there. I will.
New thread at midday tomorrow NZDT. Mkay?
Wooper
>>22685986 >Your tail is like a buoy though isn't it? Havent gotten a chance to see because any water deeper than a bathtub is frozen over. Either way it wont work
that one liligant shitposter
>>22685973 sleep tight flygon.
also i made a drawing.
Deino
>>22685994 Better start grinding for EXP then... somehow.
>>22686001 plz draw more, your drawing has a lot of charm in it Wooper
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>>22686005 >Better start grinding for EXP then... somehow. I've tried killing a bunch of spiders
and accidentally froze a squirrel solid and it doesn't work. Probably because Quagsire's not my favorite or something dumb
Deino
>>22685994 >>22686001 Also you both need this
that one liligant shitposter
>>22686014 .... why the fuck did i not think of tape? Holly shit i am dumb sometimes!
Wooper
>>22686014 You sick fuck how am I supposed to use this without hands?
Deino
>>22686018 You're welcome~
>>22686019 1: Take tape out with mouth
2: Use feet to lay down. If it sticks just drool on it
? 3: Place Pencil
4: Lay on pencil + tape
5: Profit
Deino
Wooper
>>22686026 So now i'm just sitting here like an idiot with a pencil taped to me. I can type very slightly faster like this but how the hell am I gonna get this off if i have to?
that one liligant shitposter
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>>22686026 we don't have any duck-tape in the house. for some reason. I'll have t ask my roommate when she wakes up to pick some up at the store...
Deino
>>22686039 Lay on your side and sorta... do something?
oops.
Wooper
>>22686049 Maybe if i fuck around in some water i can get the tape off if i have to
Deino
>>22686054 Yeh, it'll get unstuck fast. Like a wet band-aid.
Example 2
Wooper
>>22686065 >2 pencils Why didn't i think of this, it's way better
Also what's that red text say? Deino
>>22686074 Vigilantism Intensifies, I know only realize I'm missing an I You'll be having a good workout, maybe even
evolving? Wooper
>>22686080 I'd be more noticeable from evolving, plus I don't think I can to begin with
that one liligant shitposter
>>22686080 I'd like to say i tried with this one, but i don't think you'd believe me...
Deino
>>22686082 Awww. At least Wooper is adorable. Just the arms I guess you'll have to live without.
>>22686084 I'd like to say I absolute adore that, but I don't think you'd believe me...
that one liligant shitposter
>>22686092 the face looks so weird. i was trying to work off the original art work but your mouth is mostly closed so it's different from the original art so the head just looks really off to me.
Wooper
>>22686092 Yeah, you gotta think of the positives, which brings me to another thing.
Been feeling overly cheerful lately, maybe it's because of the whole Wooper thing, since they always look super happy. Hell, I'm not complaining one bit. Deino
>>22686100 Don't worry anon, it totally brightened my night/ midnight/ pseudo morning up by a lot.
>>22686103 That's real good to hear. Now we're all smiles even with this strange predicament!
that one liligant shitposter
>>22686117 well with that all said it's 4 am here and i feel like i need to pass out. so i'm going to do that. good night deino and wooper. see you when the sun comes out.
Wooper
>>22686123 Same here, it's like 6am. See you guys around whenever the next thread is up
Hopefully it goes cleaner than last time, if it doesnt i'll just lurk until it blows over Deino
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>>22686123 >>22686129 Good night you both, see you during the day.
Myuutsu
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Might just add before I go to sleep. Made a banter banner for the roleplay thread for tomorrow and ongoing into the future. LucariOP will love it I reckon. See you midday tomorrow NZDT (UTC+13) Night night.
Breloom
Sorry for not being here guys. I'm at a forensics tournament (signed up before this happened). And I have to do IMPROV today. I've mastered a good amount of words, but not enough to do a legit improv. To make matters worse, I've never done it at a tournament before. And this is one of the biggest tournaments of the year. Time to go embarrass myself.
Breloom
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>>22686705 Also, in vidya-related news I'm spending a ton of time on Fire Emblem: Awakening. It's really fun and easy to play without fingers. Pick it up if you can.
Jolteon
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whoa the thread filled up, nice.
>>22686705 Forensics tournament? how does that work?
In other news turns out my job was pretty okay with everything, they don't know it's me, but my roommate got them to make an exception to the "no dogs allowed" policy. So I just spent my day chillin' behind the snackbar being petted incessantly, not much I can do about that here, not about that being put down life.
PORYZ001
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dr.me Good morning as usual.
Daily reminder to simply ignore all aspects of shitposters and merely any report violations
It's best not to test the waters of 4chan's sea of trivial information and utter shitpost. Those who do are special autistic anons who are rather emotionally fragile.
LucariOP
Morning, every-mon. The military didn't ever come so I'm safe from that incident last night.
Jolteon
>>22687414 Morning, what happened? Can't be bothered sorting through the shitposts, also I haven't noticed any activity suggesting the military are alert to our presence as of late.
Slurpuff
>>22687486 I haven't heard them consider us a threat either.
PORYZ001
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>>22687414 >>22687495 Maybe they don't care?
Anonymous
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>>22687531 Plot twist: whatever affected us into the overnight transformation actually affected everyone else into thinking having superpowered beasts in the streets is actually a normal and definitely not out of place thing.
Except for the guys at the power company, they're investigating some weird usage spikes in my area (hint, hint).
LucariOP
>>22687486 I learned that I have Magnet Rise and decided to fly around town at 2 in the morning. I accidentally spooked some people that were out late, and was hoping they didn't call someone or take pictures.
Anonymous
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>>22687591 Nobody will believe that shit you're good.
>>22687531 For now, no, probably not.
Anonymous
The possibility of some relatively important person in the in the US military, government or other organizations of the sort also becoming a humon is making me laugh my ass off
LucariOP
>>22687665 That... that would be awesome, and ironic.
Anonymous
>>22687665 >>22687675 But what would a 4 star general or a Colonel have as a favorite?
LucariOP
>>22687723 Pikachu most likely. Most higher ups are old people who only know about Pikachu.
Jolteon
>>22687748 Wouldn't that be something.
LucariOP
>>22687764 All I can picture right now is Lt. Surge.
"Electric Pokémon saved me in the war."
Suddenly I get the impression his fellows got turned into hu-mons like us, and helped him in the war. Lel.
Jolteon
>>22687782 Hah, I still think that this is how that war happened, just like this, gotta find me a Lt. Surge.
Seer Torerra
>>22687723 Perhaps a Hydregion for the tank aspect or a Cobalion for leadership
Anonymous
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>>22687845 Surge would totally be a Raichu.
PORYZ001
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Jolteon
>>22687855 Probably depends on the branch.
>>22687974 What the fuck did you download?
Anonymous
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>>22688001 My thoughts exactly. Pory-san, you gonna be okay?