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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 04:05:49 No.22692878 View View Reply Original Report

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ITT: NPC's say the darndest things

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 04:10:10 No.22692923 Report

Quoted By: >>22692939 >>22695939 >>22698042 >>22725846

Posting directly from faggot phone so image will most likely be portrait when it should be landscape

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 04:10:24 No.22692926 Report

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>>22692878
As autistic as Courtney.
No wonder both fandoms are shit.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 04:11:46 No.22692939 Report

Quoted By: >>22694466 >>22695939 >>22725846

>>22692923
2/2

Also uploaded the fairy tale girl "close your eyes, you wont ever need to wake up anymore or something" a while back

These girls are psycho

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 04:11:49 No.22692940 Report

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 04:13:17 No.22692948 Report

Quoted By: >>22692958

wat

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 04:14:04 No.22692958 Report

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>>22692948
The whole sidequest was chock-full of bizarre events.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 04:16:26 No.22692968 Report

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>>22692878

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 04:30:34 No.22693039 Report

Quoted By: >>22697159

If I didn't already suffer from low self-esteem I'd have killed myself if the game told me this.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 04:32:37 No.22693052 Report

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>tfw I wish she'd used hydro pump on me
>tfw golden shower fetish

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 04:35:37 No.22693073 Report

Quoted By: >>22702941

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 05:03:38 No.22693262 Report

Quoted By: >>22694055 >>22722068

God this series is full of such shit dialogue

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 07:38:04 No.22694055 Report

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>>22693262
Technology is incredible!

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 07:51:40 No.22694096 Report

Quoted By: >>22697137

This hick

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 09:12:29 No.22694466 Report

Quoted By: >>22727415

>>22692939
Why can't the pokemon they use be as scary as they are? We need to have edgy fairies.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 13:45:43 No.22695450 Report

Quoted By: >>22695518 >>22727467

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 13:50:43 No.22695467 Report

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I'm sorry. There's a blackout.
You can't go any further until it's fixed.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 14:02:31 No.22695518 Report

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>>22695450
>disagreeing with this

Fuck off pantsfag

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 15:34:46 No.22695879 Report

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 15:37:01 No.22695898 Report

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absolutely disgusting

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 15:38:21 No.22695909 Report

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 15:41:23 No.22695924 Report

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 15:44:15 No.22695939 Report

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>>22692923
>>22692939
Nice rotation nerd

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 15:44:15 No.22695940 Report

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 15:46:58 No.22695954 Report

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 16:45:27 No.22696212 Report

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>>22692940
Fuck I hate this guy. Faggot and his money can go burn in Heatran's pimples.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 18:43:22 No.22697069 Report

Quoted By: >>22699965

>plebs

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 18:48:11 No.22697128 Report

Quoted By: >>22697338

She's what

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 18:48:51 No.22697137 Report

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>>22694096
>Eggs aren't eggs!

Ok gamefreak. Whatever you say.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 18:50:15 No.22697159 Report

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>>22693039
Literally my least favorite person to lose to.

Please understand

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 19:10:01 No.22697338 Report

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>>22697128
Reminds me of that one Cynthia doujin.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 19:24:41 No.22697441 Report

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>>22695518
keep enjoying your shorts, you fucking npc

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 19:32:32 No.22697496 Report

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>>22692940
This always gets a chuckle out of me and I don't know why.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 20:00:00 No.22697746 Report

Quoted By: >>22702485 >>22725872

>>22695924
is this supposed to be funny? or maybe Calem saying it is funnier? i really don't get this.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 20:41:49 No.22698042 Report

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>>22692923
>he doesn't know how to hold his phone properly or adjust the settings so the image isn't 3000x2000

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 00:23:29 No.22699965 Report

Quoted By: >>22702046

>>22697069
Wait, what?

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 04:21:36 No.22702046 Report

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>>22699965
4chan invented the word "pleb," don't you remember? :^)

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 04:35:08 No.22702169 Report

Quoted By: >>22702177 >>22702686

>>22695954
>this wasn't ORAS

fuck the BF, this was the real crime

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 04:36:09 No.22702177 Report

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>>22702169
*in

Randy Butternubs

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Randy Butternubs Mon 02 Feb 2015 04:48:00 No.22702271 Report

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Ikr

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 05:22:19 No.22702485 Report

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>>22697746
Don't have a pic of calem but he says why are you crying and has angry eyebrows like >:o

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 05:35:29 No.22702580 Report

Quoted By: >>22702641 >>22702846 >>22704817 >>22706078 >>22713985

I play pokemon for the adventure, not out of nowhere these tragic backstories of midlife crises and failed ambitions

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 05:43:35 No.22702641 Report

Quoted By: >>22705989

>>22702580
>tfw 23 and you constantly feel like you're wasting your life but don't know what to do or don't have the drive or ambition.

I know that feel.

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 05:49:07 No.22702686 Report

Quoted By: >>22704794

>>22702169
didn't he say groar peeko?
i just played that part recently

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 05:54:16 No.22702725 Report

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>>22697338
.....
s-sauce?

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 06:04:50 No.22702803 Report

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>No! CATERPIE can't hack it!

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 06:13:42 No.22702846 Report

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>>22702580
What are those feels?

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 06:35:04 No.22702941 Report

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>>22693073
As soon as I saw the fedora in the shop I chuckled.

Mami Kawada Lover !aNRFNkpkG.

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Mami Kawada Lover !aNRFNkpkG. Mon 02 Feb 2015 07:37:54 No.22703237 Report

Quoted By: >>22706095 >>22717868

The granddaddy of all pointless dialogue.

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 16:20:15 No.22704794 Report

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>>22702686
he said "Where are youuu Peeko?"

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 16:23:21 No.22704812 Report

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>>22692940
>losing to npc's

forty keks

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 16:24:12 No.22704817 Report

Quoted By: >>22727418

>>22702580
That old man who borrowed a low-level Pokemon from you and died.

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 19:11:09 No.22705989 Report

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>>22702641
I know that feel, just that i'm 22
Can't get a job
don't know what to study
never had a girlfriend, always fuck up my chances
in fact, just this friday i was faced with probably my biggest ever chance of getting a girlfriend. but i fucked it up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 19:21:52 No.22706078 Report

Quoted By: >>22713825

>>22702580
>mfw all the hidden notes on sea mauville
I don't know why GameFreak always has to include all that dramatic stuff

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 19:23:55 No.22706095 Report

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>>22703237
>not getting the joke

tripfriends

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Anonymous Tue 03 Feb 2015 04:29:44 No.22710794 Report

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bump

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Anonymous Tue 03 Feb 2015 04:31:29 No.22710807 Report

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Anonymous Tue 03 Feb 2015 04:36:30 No.22710838 Report

Quoted By: >>22719301

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Anonymous Tue 03 Feb 2015 17:26:59 No.22713566 Report

Quoted By: >>22713685 >>22713985

There's this one NPC in the Battle Chateauh I always feel bad about fighting, because she's using the pokemon her dead husband left behind and when she loses she laments about how weak she is without him. I don't want to beat up someone's beloved mementos, holy shit.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Feb 2015 17:35:41 No.22713611 Report

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I miss the crazy ramblings of the Battle Tower trainers.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Feb 2015 17:46:33 No.22713685 Report

Quoted By: >>22713985

>>22713566
Kalos in general had a lot of shit like that for whatever reason. There's also a maid who openly brags that her master is an old man and she's just working for him to inherit his fortune when he dies. Then after you beat her, she says that she grew up in poverty and no longer cares what she has to do to avoid going back to that life.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Feb 2015 18:10:39 No.22713825 Report

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>>22706078
>laid off
>play pokemon because I have more time for it now
>check out Sea Mauville
>cry

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Anonymous Tue 03 Feb 2015 18:39:55 No.22713985 Report

Quoted By: >>22727429

>>22702580
>>22713566
>>22713685
>gf casualizes games
>still make this dialogue aimed at people our age
what are they trying to do? they've always been unpredictable but i really don't even know anymore.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Feb 2015 23:52:42 No.22716432 Report

Quoted By: >>22716450

fufufufufu

Dr. Dude !!xYApC7v7+j4

Dr. Dude !!xYApC7v7+j4 Tue 03 Feb 2015 23:55:10 No.22716450 Report

Quoted By: >>22717841

>>22716432
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?!?!?!?!?

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Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2015 02:46:00 No.22717841 Report

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>>22716450
ehehehehehehehe

Trip4LankyInSmash !dnXvpSmR6I

Trip4LankyInSmash !dnXvpSmR6I Wed 04 Feb 2015 02:49:49 No.22717868 Report

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>>22703237
I put my trip back on to tell you that even I think you're retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2015 02:57:20 No.22717914 Report

Quoted By: >>22719251

I don't have a screenshot, but in ORAS, there's this Furisode Girl named Nigella. This is the shit she says.
>For reals? Like, a battle for reals? Whoa, crazy! Like, too crazy!
>Did I, like, win for reals?! Whoa, crazy! Like, I’m too strong!
>Whoa, for reals? Did I, like, lose for reals?! Whoa, life. Like, life is woe.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2015 06:00:41 No.22719251 Report

Quoted By: >>22722712

>>22717914
Wonder how she sounds in other languages.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2015 06:11:49 No.22719301 Report

Quoted By: >>22719586

>>22710838
DUDE WEED LMAO

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Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2015 07:21:27 No.22719586 Report

Quoted By: >>22722757

>>22719301
IT'S NOT FUCKING WEED, YOU PIECE OF SHIT STONER

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Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2015 18:02:20 No.22722068 Report

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>>22693262
>every screencap is from gen 6

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Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2015 19:40:14 No.22722712 Report

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>>22719251
I bet she's drunk too.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Feb 2015 19:42:59 No.22722757 Report

Quoted By: >>22727471

>>22719586
Weed. She sells it to adults.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 02:24:46 No.22725846 Report

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>>22692923
>>22692939
>He probably thinks it's a South Park reference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 02:28:43 No.22725872 Report

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>>22697746
>>22702485
actually it would be funny if someone made the whole thing like
Calem:"Why are you crying?"
Lysandre:"Thinken of /vp/"

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Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 02:34:55 No.22725897 Report

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Anyone have that thug in the Battle Subway who says he has to punish himself for his stupidity or something?

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Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 02:35:30 No.22725904 Report

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This thread is like half feels and half what the actual fuck

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Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 02:36:20 No.22725908 Report

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>>22695879
lewd

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Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 02:38:45 No.22725924 Report

Quoted By: >>22725964 >>22725995

This is fucked up.

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Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 02:43:58 No.22725959 Report

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>>22695518
Made me chuckle.

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Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 02:45:31 No.22725964 Report

Quoted By: >>22725977

>>22725924
>starts a battle
>player sends out Donphan
>Opponent: "Oh Donphaaaan, is there something you're trying to hide from me? Isn't that maybe you're actually... a Zoroark?"
>Donphan:"I-I... YES IT'S ALL TRUE I'M A TRICKSTER, A DIRTY IMPOSTOR!"
>Player:"Zoroark what the fuck?"
>Zoroark:"POKEMON.NEVER.TELL.LIES"

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Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 02:47:45 No.22725977 Report

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>>22725964
tippity top kekkles

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Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 02:50:01 No.22725995 Report

Quoted By: >>22726037 >>22726049 >>22727425

>>22725924
What is Fake Tears?

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Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 02:55:01 No.22726037 Report

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>>22725995
Imagine the face N is making when he's saying that.

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Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 02:56:27 No.22726049 Report

Quoted By: >>22726117

>>22725995
But they're not lying if that's the move's name.

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Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 03:03:00 No.22726117 Report

Quoted By: >>22726227 >>22727392

>>22726049
Here is Fake Tears description for you, N-Kun
>The user feigns crying to fluster the target, harshly lowering its Sp. Def stat.
>The user feigns crying to fluster the target
>The user feigns crying
>The user feigns
>feigns
Nice try, N-kun, they do lie.
As an extra here is Purrlion's dex entry:
They steal from people for fun, but their victims can't help but forgive them. Their deceptively cute act is perfect.

Yes, I know that might be b8 but I am bored and autistic

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Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 03:16:18 No.22726227 Report

Quoted By: >>22726373

>>22726117
Fa/tg/uy popping in to say:
Purrlion are just kitty Kender.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 03:38:41 No.22726373 Report

Quoted By: >>22726417

>>22726227
I don't know what that means, fa/tg/uy.

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Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 03:43:33 No.22726417 Report

Quoted By: >>22727382

>>22726373
Kender are a race from Dungeons & Dragons. They're basically shortstacks that have no concept of personal property, but no character can dislike them because they're so innocent and cute and lovable. So they get away with grand fucking larceny because "aw he's so adorable."

I'm not a Kender fan, if that's not obvious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 06:24:44 No.22727382 Report

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>>22726417
Hm. Maybe that's why demons like to possess young children so much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 06:27:43 No.22727392 Report

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>>22726117
>perfect
>purrfect
FTFY

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Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 06:31:51 No.22727405 Report

Quoted By: >>22727471

/r/ing any of the taxi drivers from XY.
Those were great threads.

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Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 06:33:03 No.22727415 Report

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>>22694466
Jhooooo

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Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 06:33:38 No.22727418 Report

Quoted By: >>22728416

>>22704817
I never sold that comet shard.

I don't think I'll ever sell that comet shard. I will keep trading it for as long as I can.

I know I'm a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 06:35:27 No.22727425 Report

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>>22725995
I think he meant out of battle, when they "speak."

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Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 06:36:37 No.22727429 Report

Quoted By:

>>22713985
They're telling us that it's time to grow up and move on.

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Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 06:43:47 No.22727467 Report

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>>22695518
>>22695450
>tfw I'm wearing shorts right now

feelsgoodman

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Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 06:44:03 No.22727471 Report

Quoted By:

>>22722757
It makes your Pokemon less happy, though.
>>22727405
Those were the greatest threads.
Why Game Freak actually put enough thought into such a rarely-seen feature, I'll never know.

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Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 06:52:33 No.22727511 Report

Quoted By: >>22727517

from fire red.

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Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 06:53:59 No.22727517 Report

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>>22727511
wrong picture fuck. not fire red.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Feb 2015 10:01:03 No.22728416 Report

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>>22727418
did you keep it on the pokemon you gave him?

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