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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 05:34:19 No.22702570 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>22702596 >>22702782 >>22702928

What Pokemon would be the best servant?
My vote goes to Gardevoir, she'd be able to read your mind and tell what you need.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 05:38:18 No.22702596 Report

Quoted By: >>22702620 >>22702654

>>22702570
Second thoughts:
> Gardevoir can read your mind and knows exactly how to manipulate you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 05:38:53 No.22702601 Report

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This is bait.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 05:39:26 No.22702603 Report

Quoted By: >>22702613

Gardevoir is cold, skinny amorphous bitch.

Volcarona heats your food and always keeps you warm. At night she allows you to rest your head on her fluff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 05:40:38 No.22702613 Report

Quoted By: >>22702618

>>22702603
Second thoughts:
> Volcarona has a nightmare and you wake up turned into ashes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 05:41:32 No.22702618 Report

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>>22702613
>wake up in ashes
I hate when that happens

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 05:41:39 No.22702620 Report

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>>22702596
I'm sold, where do I sign up?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 05:44:41 No.22702654 Report

Quoted By: >>22702673 >>22702727

>>22702596
>manipulate
Oh please, anon. Gardevoir wouldn't do something like that. Now, it wouldn't be a shock if Gardevoir were to use Hypnosis or Charm, followed by Imprison, and maybe a bit of Draining Kiss, leading up to her putting you to sleep and eating your dreams to satiate herself, but manipulation? Total bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 05:47:38 No.22702673 Report

Quoted By: >>22702689 >>22702727

>>22702654
>Use Hypnosis
>Use Dream Eater
>Repeat process
Having a human to harvest spirit power... Sounds plausible, reminded me of Matrix.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 05:49:34 No.22702689 Report

Quoted By: >>22702721 >>22702727

>>22702673
Yep, Draining Kiss while you're awake, Dream Eater while you're asleep. It's like some sort of metaphysical vore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 05:53:48 No.22702721 Report

Quoted By: >>22702727

>>22702689
And when you're out of spirit power, you're left to serve it 24/7 like a robot. Then your body is discarded like an empty shell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 05:54:50 No.22702727 Report

Quoted By: >>22702784

>>22702654
>>22702673
>>22702689
>>22702721
Continue...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 06:01:28 No.22702782 Report

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>>22702570
Any can be good servant, all they need is proper training.
Plus I don't a servant spying my thoughts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 06:01:43 No.22702784 Report

Quoted By: >>22702807

>>22702727
TL;DR: They keep sucking your dreams until you become a suicidal motherfucker or a being without sense of freewill.
Something similar on what society tries to do to us, and Knuckles.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 06:06:07 No.22702807 Report

Quoted By: >>22702928

>>22702784
>implying my Gardevoir isn't Naughty nature
>implying it isn't a sadistic nymphomaniac that keeps me on just short enough of a leash so that it can break me over and over again for its own delight

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 06:19:38 No.22702871 Report

Quoted By: >>22703589

If we're going by Gardevoir's Egg Group it probably is a stick figure with no external reproductive organs or other sexual characteristics that breeds by vomiting eggs like Piccolo.
That's pretty neat actually.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 06:25:46 No.22702894 Report

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/thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 06:32:24 No.22702923 Report

Quoted By: >>22702932 >>22702949

Probably can make tacos aswell

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 06:33:19 No.22702928 Report

Quoted By: >>22702939 >>22702940

>>22702570
>>22702807

Gardevoir doesn't have tits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 06:33:53 No.22702932 Report

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>>22702923
Is there any video with Ludicolos singing "Carlito"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 06:34:56 No.22702939 Report

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>>22702928
You say that, yet both of the posts you're replying to boast images of Gardevoir with bountiful breasts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 06:34:58 No.22702940 Report

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>>22702928
I disagree.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 06:36:42 No.22702949 Report

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>>22702923

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 09:51:01 No.22703589 Report

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>>22702871
Joke's on you, oral and oviposition are my fetishes!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 10:53:11 No.22703719 Report

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Better servant

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 10:55:41 No.22703731 Report

Quoted By: >>22703735

Mr. Mime for its ability to learn how to perform any task by observing it once.

Plus he can probably also read your mind and he can protect your home at night with dual screens

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 10:56:27 No.22703735 Report

Quoted By: >>22703755

>>22703731
>he

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 10:57:59 No.22703740 Report

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>mister

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 11:05:16 No.22703755 Report

Quoted By: >>22703759

>>22703735
>has

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 11:07:49 No.22703759 Report

Quoted By: >>22703760

>>22703755
>no

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 11:08:18 No.22703760 Report

Quoted By: >>22703787

>>22703759
>benis

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 11:23:41 No.22703787 Report

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>>22703760
>which

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