Well, Serperior had that storm of leaves,
Talonflame had wings of gales.
But trainer you're in luck, 'cause in your teams
You've got a sweeper that ain't so frail.

You ain't got no counters now!
You got the one and only earthquake champ!
When you sweep them they'll be askin' how.
See, all you gotta do is swords dance, and I'll say:

"Go-go-go Landorus setup stealth rocks just for me,
If your in trouble, just u-turn around?"
I'm Smogon's favorite legendry!

I'm the best in OU and also in VGC
For some reason people want me gone;
I'm Smogon's favorite legendry!

When i use stone edge i won't miss.
I'm OU's greatest superstar.
If you use wish; it's still easy as piss.
To be the worlds best sweeper!

Just buy a choice scarf today, and just you wait and see,
Just let /vp/ continue their feud.
I'm Smogon's favorite legendry!

Oh my. No no. My my my.
Can your friends u-turn?
Can your friends earthquake?
Can your friends pull explode
Out their four moves?
Can your friends go boom?
Well looky here.
Can your friends go and use protect, and a turn they'll skip,
And then make the sucker punchers disappear?

He can take out electric, fire and steel types,
and that intimidate causes scares,
he can be burnt, poisoned but not electrified;
You've got a genie from my nightmares.

Other pokemon I gotta switch you out,
Use me in showdown, your rank will surly grow!
I can take on all six pokemon, no doubt,
Well you're in for a hell of a show, and oh -

Do you want bisharp dead, or maybe Mega Lopbunny?.
I'm on the job on my floating blob!
I'm Smogon's favorite, Smogon's favorite,
I'm Smogon's favorite, Smogon's favorite,
I'm Smogon's favorite legendry!.
I'm Smogon's favorite legendry!.